Good Girls Don't Say Things Like That...

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Victoria Carlson

Victoria Carlson
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June 09
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L.A. native. Single mother. Writer. Dog whisperer. Gemini. Crossword geek. Recovering Catholic. Novice Buddhist. Multi-tasker. Jedi Master. Currently working on a collection of short stories based upon personal experiences. Recent contributor to the L.A. Times and featured on Salon.com

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JUNE 20, 2012 2:44PM

To Sir James Mark Emmerling, With Love

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And I succumb to his charms once again

He entices me with his wit

With his sage wisdom he casts a spell

In his head I wish to dwell

Pay no regard to Whitehead and Dylan and Blake

For they cannot compare

To my philosopher king

My gallant knight

My purveyor of wisdom

My friend

Innocent

Sweetly shy

Forever dreaming

Eternally longing to suck on the marrow of life

 

Happy birthday, Jimmy. May you live long and prosper.

Yours,

V

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Gosh, what can i say to this?

Ha! Plenty ..

uh, but i must attempt to remain a bit humble, here.
Pinch me if i go overboard..on the humble..

I , dear lady, am no more worthy of being called a 'sir ' than
a dog, like Georgie puppie for example, that little fuckhead,
needs yet another bone. No. not i!

Simply a humble, uh..oh fuck it..

thank u...!
i delve awfully close to utter silly shlocky sentimentality sometimes.
when my brain chemicals take control and
make me uncomposed.
But ah me.. that is my
ah..heavy burden to bear..

(fuck that too.)

take three!

Hey vicky. I am feeling the love..
and of course you know it is reciprocated.
All this purveying wisdom is rather a snap
for a clever little monkey like me.


Tonight, i will be plagued by dreams of being too full of myself,
but for chrissake, when a slammin chick like u writes this
about a guy? What other attitude can he take.

wait. take four.
the quote route!

(deflection)

BLAKE:

"I must Create a System, or be enslav'd by another Man's;
I will not Reason and Compare: my business is to Create.
The Words of Los, plate 10


He who would do good to another must do it in minute particulars;

General good is the plea of the scoundrel, hypocrite, and flatterer:
For art and science cannot exist but in minutely organized Particulars.


What is a Wife & what is a Harlot? What is a Church & What
Is a Theatre? are they Two & not One? can they Exist Separate?
Are not Religion & Politics the Same Thing? Brotherhood is Religion
O Demonstrations of Reason Dividing Families in Cruelty & Pride!



England! awake! awake! awake!
Jerusalem thy sister calls!
Why wilt thou sleep the sleep of death
And close her from thy ancient walls?


I JUST REALIZED; he sounds alot like,uh, art james...ay!

xo
Victoria, such a beautiful gift to James, brilliant work. Bravo.
James, you sly dog. This beautiful woman writes you poetry and you don't tell your best bud. I'm hurt, hurt I tell ya'. Oh, Happy Birthday ole' man~
What a lovely tribute
to this wisest of men
profound and prolific
sharing his wisdom
with all of OS
rated with love
I second Victoria's birthday wishes. To one of the most charming men at OS! Happy B-Day, Jimmy boy. We love you! :)
Crazy.

Happy Birthday James ~ one o' these days I swear to god I'm gonna come on over to your blog & see for myself what the hell all this fuss is about.

Meantime thanks, Victoria.
Indeed, Happy Birthday, J.M. Emmerling!

Very finely done, Victoria!
Victoria, this is lovely. James is blessed to have you in his life.

James, Happy Birthday!
Wow...what are the rest of us? Chopped liver? Talk about a lucky guy...
Happy Birthday, James! Are you going to introduce me to all your friends?
Jimmy, it seems you have quite the fan base.
from keri and on up?

James M.E. Be a host.

Sponsor a boat ride.

We be happy as larks.
Larks descent up
and dart down.
`
Introduce us to your friends?
I go now to my wood-shop Place.
It's better to sit alone with herbs.
Herbs?
I mean:
`
I mean bitter kale greenish herbs.
Sit in attic and eat cold sower-krout.
It's Better than sitting and debating.
It's a wise James M.E to See Beauty.

Stay clear of cranky quarrelsome ones.
I use to try to reason and wonder. Ponder.
I know I don't know much. Folk know what?
Some make/femails think they know everything..
I wish we has commenters emails. We float in boat?
He gets, maybe, more attention from our lovely ones -- but I know that he has that ... thing, right? An almost inexplicable ability to charm a pack of dogs off of the meat truck ... more than charm and incandescent verve. Your words captured the sentiment.
feliz cumple~ mister.

(v. you look like Jessica Sanchez!?)
Why am I picking up Star Trek here???
looking for ~3YRS for open salon groupies & still havent found any. then JME saunters along & picks one right up just like that *snap* .... hmmm maybe the medications help. :p
uh no hard feelings tho. I rated the post wink
today is his birthday????

happy birthday, jem!!!
This is tremendous, Victoria! Tossing my good wishes at that marrow suckin' guy, Jimmy E. (hey, save some for the rest of us).


(Now Victoria, you're not going to go all DOAHSS/neilpaul on us, are you? Oh I hope; I do so miss that.)
Margaret! You are too funny!
Jimmy's birthday is actually on the 24th, but I was suddenly inspired to write this today.
oops...this was a pm i didnt mean to send..shit..
ah..
i meant to address these silly folk who admire my silly stuff..
like\\

@romantic, if i am the wisest of men,
men have much darwinian action to jump into, to be better.

@scanner. how the hell would i know she does such a thing?
anyway, os is weird today.
i was shut out.
ay. just as i got my birthdaywishes..

@MARGARET, re. marrow. tis one of them renewable resources,
baby, where i come from.
yum.

@vicky; you have put me in just the place
i need to be, but must never be..
honored...
encouraged...

i am a loose cannon on this deck of pirate men and women.
i will explode soon . but..not..
o\
o
if i have composure...


i so long for the apocalyptic ending of all
that separates gals from guys.
it was a myth, this "war of the sexes".
both male and female have tender flesh.
and minds open to
the Infinite.
ah we have elicited an art james comment.
you have! not me. that guy is unapproachable for a dimwit such
as i, yet, here he is:

James M.E. Be a host. AN HOST OF OFTEN HONEST WIMMIN!

Sponsor a boat ride.
AH YA YA.. THREE BUCKS TO GO HA 'AROUND THE WORLD'


We be happy as larks.
Larks descent up
and dart down.
lARKS I KNOW WELL. "IT WAS JUST A LARK" WAS MOM'S FAVORITE SAYING..........
`
Introduce us to your friends?
( I THINK THEY INTRODUCE THEMSELVES SIR!
RATHER STALWART, MY FRIENDS.
I WISH I SAW MORE OF THEM
BUT THEY GOT IMPORTANT WORK TO DO.
LIKE GRACING OUR CREATION.
AND FEMINIZING THE BAD STUFF. ETC.)



It's a wise James M.E to See Beauty.
(i agreee. but tis not always a 'wise' jme we get, alas..................!)


Some make/femails think they know everything..
I wish we has commenters emails. We float in boat?

BOAT FLOAT IS WHAT I NOW WANT, NOW U PUT IT IN MY HEAD, DAMN YE, ART.
HAW..

AY. TOO MUCH LOVE &beauty shuts a man down. That is the key to a good man?