White House Security ain't what it used to be.

Bearded, turban wearing guest, Bin Laden's second-in-command Ayman al-Zawahiri, has been identified as the third party crasher at the recent Indian state dinner. 

It has been also discovered that the Secret Service bureau chief who allowed Irania protestor to hurl to Nolan Ryan shoe pitches at Bush, was promoted by Obama to head White House security, some say, for his pro-global warming hoax support.  Obama is following the foreign policy and security template of his mentor Jimmy Carter, who because of his micromanagement directed  ill fated attempt to free American hostages held by Iran resulted in the loss of five US helicopters.