Vikki Warner

Vikki Warner
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SEPTEMBER 16, 2008 12:57PM

I Got Mugged.

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On a recent Saturday afternoon, I was sitting in a coffee shop working on my laptop, talking to friends and slugging green tea. The place was full, so I barely noticed this bearded, red-haired guy in a hoodie eyeing me.  I gathered up my stuff to leave, walked out in my usual oblivious way, and before I knew it, the guy was right over my shoulder, yanking my laptop bag out of my left hand and running down the sidewalk.

Without hesitation, I chased the guy, grabbing him by the shoulder and pulling him around to face me. We struggled for a minute over the computer bag, but he pulled it away from me and swung it over his head, as if to hit me with it. As soon as I pulled back, he started running again.

God damn. I just got mugged. There goes my laptop and all of my work. This asshole is gonna go sell it for a hundred bucks and buy some forties, Marlboros, Cheetos, and a little crack.

I didn't think I could catch him among all the traffic, but I ran anyway. Simultaneously, I grabbed my cell phone and dialed the police, yelling into the phone, all breathless and trying to get the words out in a coherent way. And I screamed, like a crazy woman, at all the cars going by, some of whose occupants HAD to see what had happened. People chose to keep going, and I didn't blame them for not getting involved. But then, I saw this little beat-up beige Toyota pull over. The door swung open to reveal a Hispanic family of four, Dad driving, Mom in the passenger seat, and a boy and girl in the backseat. The dad yelled, "GET IN! GET IN! We're gonna get him!"

In some shock, and in some disbelief at how fast everything was moving, I jumped in as the kids made room. The car squealed off, following the dude, who was still in sight, crossing the highway overpass just ahead. The two kids, wild-eyed and letting out little shrieks every few seconds, cheered their dad on as he employed some creative driving techniques, including taking a right down a one-way service road that only goes left. We could all still see Mugs lumbering, getting tired now and slowing down. Dad stopped the car, and we all jumped out to pursue the guy on foot.

I'm aware this is going to sound insane, if it doesn't already, but what happened next is true, and though I was confused and a little disoriented, I definitely saw it happen. As we were making our way to the spot between two buildings where Mugs was heading, this older black man calmly stepped out, seemingly from nowhere, and blocked his way. He spoke to Mugs for just a second, and gently took the bag out of his hand. When I made it over to where he was, this man ambled over, handed my laptop back to me, and said, "I think you need this more than he does." Then he got into a Ford Explorer and drove away, waving and smiling.

Now utterly perplexed, I turned back to where Mugs had been running just in time to see him get brought down by two "Downtown Improvement District" employees in yellow sweatshirts. In time, the cops arrived and poor Mugs was taken away to the police station--but not without asking me first if I would just let him go ("come on, I haven't taken my medication today" was his line of reasoning). I too had to spend some time at the station, giving a statement and joking around with a couple of overfriendly detectives. They reacted with minimal interest when someone was shot in another part of the city, grunting and chuckling.

Sent home, laptop back in my possession, I sat in stunned solitude for the rest of the day, feeling awful about my city and about the number of times I've had some joker steal something from me. Thankfully, though, there were helpful, friendly, really sweet people involved this time, who came to my aid when I thought I'd have to go it alone. I don't know what made them help me, and I don't know what made them treat me with such care. After it was all over, the driving dad consoled me like I was his own daughter, looking straight into my eyes and telling me everything would be okay; the mom smiled and hugged me; the kids rooted for me; the older man was so gentle and calm.

You can't hate people. You have to move on, taking solace in the good and standing up to the bad when it comes along. It seems there is more good than bad, and any time I question that, good comes out of the woodwork and proves it.

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Very powerful tale. The urge for Cheetos can sometimes cloud judgement.
Holy cow! Glad you got your laptop back and I'm amazed at how the whole thing played out! Just, wow. :)
I love stories about the heroes of our days..

I'm certain still, that even heroes and bandits at one time or another in their lives, crave Cheetos.

Glad you're OK and the family,..........they all deserve the Silver Cross.
So glad this worked out for you. I wonder what the dude said to Mugs to get the laptop back, don't you?
Yay for you! Yay for the Hispanic family. Yay for the older black man! Yay for all of us.
@dorelvis: Been wondering that myself. I wish I knew how to be so effective in so few words.
Sometimes, the good guys win. It's just that simple.

There truly are good people out there, and it was probably more than mere coincidence you found so many in one place. :-D
Amen to your last paragraph. Grace is always afoot, if we have eyes enough to see it. Great story, and so glad it had a happy ending.
My take on this was that it is NOT about hating people and the awful state of your city, but rather the goodness of the people you encountered and the positive power of your community. Thank you for this glimmer of goodness.
It's a great message that there were so many people there to help you and you stood up to the mugger and prosecuted. We can ask for justice without hating people.

I'm glad you got your laptop back. If someone stole Maude (yes, her name is Maude, her sister is Gladys, the lady in the GPS machine), I would be lost.
I'm a relentless optimist, believing in the face of sometimes strong evidence to the contrary that there are way more good, decent, do-the-right-thing people out there than there are nasty, evil people. So I'm not surprised that good people got involved to help you. And what a wonderful thing for those kids. If Dad wasn't already their Number 1 Hero, he is now.

I'm sorry it happened, but glad you had the good sense to turn it into a wonderful, well told story!
Excellent story. Faith in humanity is restored at the oddest times.
Thanks for sharing this story. With so many people "robbing" us, including the current administration, it is good to know that ordinary people are willing to help and fight back. Perhaps a foreshadowing of good things to come? :)