Does it seem like lately your brain is swollen and sore at the end of the day? You work so hard to figure out how to get the president’s stimulus bill passed. You go into overload trying to figure out how to get a lasting peace…anywhere. You sweat blood mapping out a plan to get the entire world fed and housed. It’s a miracle you get any work done at all, isn’t it?

If you need something to soothe your achy brain, while shrinking it down to a manageable size for your brainpan, you’re gonna love this. 

It’s Esquire Magazine's homage to wrinkled shirts, complete with links to instructions on how to wrinkle your shirts, how to tell the difference between weathered and homeless, and, best of all, the actual brand name of the best wrinkled shirt money can buy. 

Why, I bet your brain is getting number and smaller just imagining the relief of the near-comatose state you’re gonna be in, as soon as I produce the link.

Today’s Shallow Twits Award goes to Esquire Magazine for:

Why it’s OK to Wear a Wrinkled Shirt

The Difference Between Weathered and Homeless Looks

How to Wrinkle a Shirt - Tricks for a Rumpled Shirt

WARNING! Please don’t click on the above links until you are safely in your home. Doing so may impair your ability to get there.

V’s Free Tip of the Day:
If you’re male, you might get some brain relief by clicking on the “Women We Love” link, helpfully placed on every page. While it isn’t worthy of a Twit Award, it’s still about as shallow as you can get without actually getting out of the bathtub.

February 10, 2009