I’ve assumed my whole adult life that, unless you say otherwise, you’re having sex. Never once did it cross my mind that you might have some need to journal it, or that it happens so infrequently that you need to take notes on any occurrence of it, you know, in order to remind yourself about it for the next X-number of years.

Once again, my assumptions about how the world works have been kicked in the head. Today’s Shallow Sex Twits Award winner has done the kicking. I was wrong. The compulsive bedpost notchers were right.

However…

I don’t see how this is going to be a very popular website until photo and video support, and friends lists for sharing are added. As soon as they do that – all bets are off. They will so-o-o kick Facebook's and Twitter's butts back to the stone age.

In fact, I’m so sure of my prediction that I propose we form a committee to infiltrate the organization behind this great site. We gotta act fast, people! We have to be able to buy stock BEFORE they announce they’re morphing into a social networking site with ALL the bells and whistles.

If you’d like to get shallowly, twitishly sexual, here ya go: Bedpost Lets You Track Your Sex Life Online.