OMG! Yes! Who isn’t aware that the color pink has been used by every single evil organization aspiring to world domination since time immemorial?

From the pink armbands worn by those who assassinated the Romanov family, to the Khmer Rouge (khmer is a Cambodian word meaning “white mixed with” and rouge is a French word meaning “red”) slaughter of millions by Pol Pot (pol is a vietnamese word meaning “pretty in” and pot is a Chinese word meaning “pink”), the twentieth century was awash in the treachery and terrorism of the color pink.

With what was Judas paid to betray Jesus? That’s right, twenty pieces of rose quartz! What color cloak did Count Dracula wear when he sucked the life out of beautiful young virgins? Right again, it was fuschia! What is the international symbol of an abbatoir? Yes, it’s a pink pig’s tail on a field of cerise – even in Kosher establishments!

The color pink knows no religion, creed or nationality! It has been the in-your-face symbol of death and destruction since the world began. Why, even my youngest son, at the age of four, intuitively painted pink dinosaurs with large purple polka dots! It’s in the DNA of every human to recoil in horror from the color pink.

Looked at from a satellite, the Bermuda Triangle appears to be fluorescent pink! Have you ever seen a picture of a UFO that wasn’t glowing pink, right before it swooped down to kidnap helpless humans for the purpose of subjecting them to proctology exams? Of course you haven’t!

But today, in the 21st century, we humans are beginning to throw off the shackles of the pink tyranny under which we’ve slavishly toiled for 250 billion years! Today our evil overlords have been put on notice by a group of Freedom Fighters, named PinkStinks, backed by justice minister, Bridget Prentice. The alert news outlet, Mail Online, has the story, complete with horrifying “sexy” pic, here:

As the PinkStinks movement sweeps across the globe, freeing us from our pink torment, we can breathe a little easier knowing that this nightmare will never, never, never be perpetrated on another child!