Complete works of Shakespeare due soon
Wayne Gallant
- Location
- Morriston, Florida,
- Birthday
- April 09
- Title
- Grand Vizier
- Bio
- I am six feet two inches of rippling muscle, wavy blond hair, sparkling wit and two-fisted defense of Family Values and the American way of life.
(I did say that I write fantasy fiction, didn't I?)
Addendum for the benefit of the humorless and/or brain-dead - The above was meant to be satirical. The parenthetical (that's the part between the curved vertical lines) should have alerted you to that intent.
MY RECENT POSTS
- Turkey Tetrazini - skc
thanksgiving
November 29, 2009 03:18PM - Skilleteers Easy Red flannel
hash
May 04, 2009 02:40PM - Meet the Buddha
October 04, 2009 02:05PM - Marshall McLuhan killed OS...
July 22, 2009 10:49PM - My favorite ex-favorites
June 20, 2009 01:16PM
MY RECENT COMMENTS
- “Is it plausible?
Yes.
Ever had a flashback?
No.
Have I "gotten over
it"?…”
December 01, 2009 11:48PM - “Next time, how about
couple of photos?”
November 30, 2009 05:40PM - “Sounds like the
stereotypical American family
to me.
Be a bit
cautious about the
3…”
November 26, 2009 01:20PM - “I first read Freud's
Interpretation of Dreams when
I was
seventeen and having
a…”
November 11, 2009 08:40PM - “Stove top-to-oven
recipes, I've got a million of
them - I'll
try to post a few
mo…”
November 10, 2009 04:00PM
Wayne Gallant's Links
- Wayne's writings
- My EditRed
RadAssalad -Foody Tuesday
Radicchio di Chioggia
Radicchio and Asparagus salad - you were expecting maybe some
sort of Radical-Ass salad recipe?
Ingredients:
1 head Radicchio di Chioggia (variegated chicory)
1 lb. asparagus spears
1 oz. sugar
2 oz. water
2 oz. extra virgin olive oil
1 oz. red wine or balsamic vinega… Read full post »
If I Could...
24 ½ Just Won't Do
1. I like to write. I am working on a novel, a couple of short stories, several pieces of flash fiction, and assorted poetry./… Read full post »
Freaky on the Cover - again!
Totally Hawt!
Fabulous Freaky Troll, topless surfergal extraordinaire, was recently seen checking out the swells on Oahu's North Shore. "I like big tubes", Freaky exclaimed when asked what brought her to Hawaii.
Rumors that she was in "an intimate relationship" with President… Read full post »
Can't We be Friends?
What is a friend? Well, in the real world a friend is a person you know and like, and generally those feelings are reciprocated. But in/… Read full post »
Monumental Freaky Shows in SD
This just in
Residents around Hermosa, S Dakota, site of the Mt. Rushmore National Monument, have reported that there are some secret changes going on there. They say that there appears to be the outline of a fifth face being drilled into the rock… Read full post »
Make your own Orange Marmalade
The Gift of Giving
You will/… Read full post »
DIGNITY - I am a Dog
In commenting on Greg's recent blog OS Christmas Dogs, I said that I was
barking mad pissed about some Xmas reindeer antlers which were
pinned on my head. That overstated my feelings a bit. I was
annoyed. A dog has his dignity, you know.… Read full post »
What would Jesus buy?
Now Playing on Your Dish!
The First Church of the Last Televangelist
Watch Every Week on Free Speech TV: 9415 Dish Network
Fireside Chats! Kareoke! Fabulous Saints!
Thursdays 6PM EST
Fridays 2PM EST
Saturdays 7PM EST
Sundays 6PM EST
Saturday, Dec 20 2008 7:00pm The Last Televangelist: Reverend/… Read full post »
Film Noir, a parody of the hardboiled detective story
Chapter one
She slithered into my office like a snake on ice.
"I need you to find a man." Her voice was warm and deep as a canyon
fire.
"You don't look like you'd need any help in that… Read full post »
Key Lime Pie - the REAL thing
I couldn't wait 'til Tuesday
Some time ago, the PBS cooking show "America's Test Kitchens" presented a program they called "Key Lime Pie", in which they made a pie using Persian limes! I was appalled. I almost sent them an email protesting the use of
… Read full post »Excerpts from The Zen of Horseracing
"Of course", answered the master.
Lee then asked, "Is there Buddha nature in the jockey who beats his mount excessively?"
"There is Buddha nature even in such a one", the master replied.
"And is there Buddha
Dick Turpin's Horse or Black Bess
I am called Bess, my coat is black as the night, and my man is called Dick Turpin. He is the greatest man in the world.
We stand beside the highway, under a great oak tree, where even the starlight dares not/… Read full post »
Animalia
Animal Friends
The Last War
Thoroughbred colt by War Secretary out of Mme. Soleil by Batonnier, pictured when he was two weeks old.
This little guy is a grandson of Secretariat, and the last TB foal by his sire, hence his name.
And here's a
… Read full post »Lisboa Antigua e Moderna
I am the singer of Fado.
I am marginalized.
I live on the outskirts of despair.
Take the little trolley car
Up Lisbon's steep streets
Past hope, beyond redemption,
Into the suburbs of Poverty,
Where homeless children sleep in doorways
And old men lie dying on benches.
I am the singer of F/… Read full post »
Wayne Gallant's Favorites
- No relations made yet.
Salon.com