Just a little funny ad to make ya'll smile... I hate the Hollidays so I figured the best way to deal with them is to find things to smile about. So just sharing a smile ..

and Tink ..Here is proof that condom is french for ballon animal!!!! 

About 2 times a year I go home to visit my family to remind my self why I only go home to visit my family 2 times per year... this weekend happened to be one of those times. Call me masochistic,call me hopefully delusional, but each time I… Read full post »

 The party at tinkertinks's was a knock down passed out succsess!

SHark Attack 3 He's wired and hungry honey let him eat!

"I'm… Read full post »

 Trapped in the body of a White Girl..

I grew up in the San Francisco bay area in the late 1960's with a white Mama a black Daddy, and a whole lot of brother and sisters all falling somewhere in between Mom & Dad on the color scale.

My… Read full post »

Mother nature can bite me. She is a bitch with an axe to grind and a warped sense of humor that is downright wrong.

yes kiddies! I am officially early menopausal.. tell my kids they might want to spend the next 300-400 nights at thier friends house,… Read full post »

 The evidence is unmistakeable! It's so obvious! In fact It's evil genious!

Freaky troll is decorating cakes and making mistakes in order to get free cake!!! the new york times has outted a site called  "http://cakewrecks.blogspot.com/

highlighting cake mistakes  done by professionals… Read full post »

  I'll neverforget the day I was invited to meet my future inlaws at their house for a bar-b-que and happened upon the phone in their bathroom.  This being back in the early 90's and all, before the explosion of cell phones .. I could not for the… Read full post »

( re-enactment of dog after Blue Angels do high… Read full post »

So there I am, kicking it in the kitchen loading the dishwasher, when this roar shakes the house and rattles the windows.. SWEET! The Blue angels did a super freaking sonic flyby over my casa!  I haul ass into my office,  grab my camera and run out the backdoor,… Read full post »

Just when you thought it was safe to get back in the water..the jaws theme starts playing in the background... The sharks are back.. and armed with a new way to tear you a new one... In the wake of the pending Credit Card Reform laws, our nation's banks have gotten… Read full post »

My 19year old Son came to me yesterday with a look of angst and pain in his eyes..

"Mom" he paused "Ineed to tell you about a message I got on Myspace today"

I listened intently...

"My real father's wife sent me a message and said they want a… Read full post »

After my rant about the Freaky Troll, I recieved an annonymous email containing some rather shocking allegations of freakyness even freakier than one would expect from the self proclaimed sexy one..

It was bound to happen to her..just like Anna Nicole Smith, you get famous and the hillbilly relatives… Read full post »

It's still Tuesday Bluesday... Obviously Miss Turner is also a fan of The Freaky Troll given her hairdo's..lol You Win Pinky... I will Worship you and Obey..

I am way soooo sick of that pink haired sillicone inhanced doll getting all the freaking attention! It has got to end... 

What just because she has the pink hair and hole in her foot..that is soooo freaking special? I think not!.. I stepped on a nail once was… Read full post »

Oh yeah baby, it is that time of year ... time to move the crap out of the way, make sure the battery is charged and fire that bad boy up!

It is officially Riding season...

Yes, I know I live in California.. what is my malfunction?, In most of… Read full post »

I was watching Suze Orman for a few minutes last night and this freakshow yahoo called in to a segment of the show called "can I afford it" where you tell Suze what you want to purchase and then you give up the details on your income and outgo and she lets you… Read full post »

Dear Unemployment,

Thanks so much for publishing that helpful brochure about coping with job loss that said to "start looking  immediately for sources of income" and suggested that I could sell off my posessions. I decided to take your advice and have a yard sale.

So my… Read full post »

<--Bree
Order now and we'll send you Bree Olson's perfect pussy! Thats what the last blackmail envelope contained. Ok so I gave in and ordered. For those of you one persons who may have read about my vibrator shopping experience you may remember that I  was being outed by… Read full post »

It took 34 days to get my first unemployment check. It was a rough ride, but somehow I made the little money we had stretch.

When I filed my claim I was given booklets which included "The guide to benefits & services" and the "Coping with unemployment." I was… Read full post »