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"I've never been a millionaire but I just know I'd be darling at it." The lovely lady quoted - and pictured - is Dorothy Parker. I am not Dorothy Parker. www.lorraineonline.ca

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NOVEMBER 6, 2009 7:56PM

Wrap-Up Gallery Tiara Hall of Fame & Featured Work To Date!

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Wanna see an index of Wrap-ups? Scroll down....  

 

freaky tiara

 

 

The troll became a tramp in Week Six...

 

Floyd with Tiara

 

 Week Six find Floyd Elliot donning a very manly crown. And if you enlarge it, you can see what he reads.

 

 

JK w tiara and sceptor

 

  Also in Week Six, the lovely JK Brady got a bonus sceptre for going above an beyond the calls of duty. Not as much as Duane did, but still...

 

      Duane Is Busy

 

There are no words for Duaneart's tiara picture for Week Five. So I won't try.

 

                  

skeletonwoman

 

 Here, the first of Week Four's co-winners, Skeletnwmn receives her prize. You will note I also gave her roses. Which means I like her more than the rest of you.

 

indiana

 

 Week Four's other winner was Frank Indiana. I'm supposed to believe this is Frank, posing in his tiara. I'm going to play along with Frank, because mad bunnies can inflict much terror. Runs away laughing.....

 

 

frank_tiara

                                   Okay. This is Frank's official Glamour Shot.

 

scanner

 I admit it. I think this pic is simply adorable. Scanner, just when we thought we knew ya, you pull this out of your bag of tricks. Week Three sparkled.

 

Riordan

 

Kathy Riordan showed us how the ladies do it in Week Two. Why just put a ring on it, when you can put a Tiara on it and look this smashing?

 

               shaggy

What a debut it was! The delightful Shaggylocks kicked us off in grand style on Week One. And, I do like that cardigan, too

 

Just for the record, here is a list of everyone since the Beginning of Tiara Picks on these posts. It dates back to when the editors were lying on a beach sipping Mai Tais, and the inmates were left in control.

October 5, 2009

Michael Rogers, Lea Lane, Shaggylocks, David Cox, Dennis Loo, JLee Davis

October 6, 2009

Splendidly Average, Life is Good, mkdonato, the zen haitain, randypd, marcela, micalpeace, dailyforeclosure,  Verbal Remedy, Juliet Waters, iamsurly, Debbs4, Nini Kahler, O'Really

October 7, 2009

spotted_mind, Chicago Guy, Zumalicious, Skeletonwmn, Chuck A. Stetson, Frank Indiana, cartouche, mypsyche, Hildy Johnson, Myriad, Diary of a Hopeful Starving Student, Average Jane, cinamingrl,   Annabellaaaha

October 8, 2009

Ted Kappes, JustJuli, Kate Bishop,  Beth Mann, Mimetalker, Notes From Joblessville, Andy Heizeler, Noisy Nora, Dorinda Fox, Evan4sh, The BarkingLot4, Wally-M, Jeff Howe, micalpeace, Monte Canfield, Padraig Colman

October 9, 2009

Homer Langlely, Caroline Hagood, Ken Honeywell, The Dingo Baby and other Misadventures, Cymraeg, littleboxofspoons, Cap'n Parrotdead, Gwendolyn Glover, bobbot, consonantsandvowels, Ariana Paz, Unbreakable,  Lesh, Cindy Ross, Patrica K, Hells Bells, latethink, AspergerMom, Lisa Kern, Freaky Troll, Theo

October 16, 2009

Shaggylocks, Kathy Riordan, Scoubidou, Steven Axelrod, James M. Emmerling, Bill S, Stephen McGuire,  ranting boomer, Emma Peel, Dave Edgar, Boanerges1, Donna Carbone, Writer to the Stars, Dennis Knight, Greg Correll, littlewillie, Trudge164, Duaneart, Art James, Freaky, Tinkertink69, iamsurly, beth and gary, mamoore, John Blumenthal

October 23, 2009

 Tejano, Scanner, Dailyforeclosure, Robin Sneed, rita shibr, Harriet Why, Old New Lefty, Kind of Blue, Nick Carraway, spotted_mind, designanator, Rod Emmons, aim, c berg, Walter Blevin, Mama Lou, C.K. Dexter Haven, aim, sweetfeet, Dennis Knight, bobbot, J.D. Smith, Cindy Ross, trilogy, Verbal Remedy hyblaean-Julie, stim, Owl Says Who, marcelleqb, Marcela in English, yekdeli, Blumenthal, O'Really

October 30, 2009

Scanner, rice paddie, Smiling Penelope, scupper, Torman, Writer to the Stars, Ranjit Souri, Scoubidou, Frank Indiana, Duaneart, AtHomePilgrim, Kris T Parker, bbd, kmbearden, Coyote Old Style, T. Michael Stone, Greg Correll, Tequila & Donuts, Jeff Howe, Asta Charles, Tom Pantera, Jeremiah Hourigan, benjamin-the-donkey, Bernadine Spitznogel, iamsurly, Monsieur Chariot, Yablonowitz, Tinkertink69, Joe Citizen, Skeletonwmn 

November 6 2009

Skeletonwmn, Frank Indiana, Duaneart, Bernadine Spitznogel, Con Chapman, Hells Bells, Owl Says Who, Zyksander Jaimot, Harry's Ghost, C.K. Dexter Haven, jimmymac1025, LunchLady2, Polly Endicott, Janelle Tapscott, Rogue Spinster, Scupper, Hourglassfigure, wakingupslowly, Thoth, mikelkpoet, Art James, JK Brady, bbd, Freaky, John Blumenthal

November 13 2009

FAQs, Duaneart, Kate Bishop, the one about, mypsyche, jeanette demain, Chris Brown (not the felon), Emma Peel,  Rutilus Extraho, JK Brady, Writer to the Stars, nofrills Chunky Monkey, Floyd Elliot, ramblin_rose, The Dingo Baby and other Misadventures, aim, gazoo73, The BarkingLot4 

 November  20, 2009

Floyd Elliot, JK Brady, Harry's Ghost, JLBane, Freaky, Dennis Knight, mistercomedy, spotted_mind, theobsoleteman, micalpeace, AngeliqueSimonetta, michael reid rubenstein, ronnierayjenkins, The Dewy Red, Luis G, Julie Tarp, mamoore, 1_Irritated_Mother, v.seijo, Steve Blevins, Cindy Ross

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Shaggy needs some dangly diamond earrings to complete the look.
Waiting for Duane's NSFW. Those men really know how to carry off a tiara.
Not that I really need worry but I think I will be more careful what I write. I don't think I would look all that good in a tiara! These all looked stunning! Thank you for this as I find more and more I am missing folks writing all the time and I hate it!
If one more man wins, I say he has to wear a cock ring.
I think the bunny is a chinchilla...
O'Really, I thought she was going to go boy-girl-boy-girl like Obama, but nooooooooo. . .
I've always wanted to wear a tiara - a death's head in diamonds, maybe, with the crossbones in rubies, and horns made of onxy. Yeah, that's the ticket.
Nice touch, Frank's lock of hair gracefully threading its way through the front of the tiara.
But it's a girl chinchilla.

I checked.
Sandra, I was figuring I'd have to borrow something from the Diana collection for you.

(Death's head? Really?)
Onxy? Oy, I should never drink and comment. . .

I just wanna know why I'm the only one with a photoshopped tiara, and everyone else got the real UPS-delivered with a dozen roses deal. Is it real, or is it Memorex?
You, Scanner and I think the bunny are all shopped.
And Skeletonwmn dug that pic out of some beauty contest archives...

So, quit sulking;)
This is obviously a political popularity contest!

Hmm, maybe if I am to get the recognition I so richly deserve I should post something, something brand NEW. Yes, that's what I'll do, maybe then I'll get me some head lice, oops ice.
Heh. Ablonde, guessing my mood is like playing Whackamole.

No rhyme, no reason.
Pity my poor family.
My 7-year-old has some great clip-ons for the guys - for the ears O'Really.

Is this a good time to bring up blood mining of diamonds? I would like mine made of fairy sparkles, moon dust, and leaves.

::kidding::
i was gonna say "king me!" but there's no way i'm going near o'really with a cock ring.
Everyone gets to choose their own. I've relaxed the rules since my first tyrannical post.

Lonnie, that would be a fab photo.

Just sayin'...

I'm off for the night...carry on, sweetie darlings.
scanner was photoshopped? Sayitisn'tso. . .
If I win a tiara, I wonder if I will look like Carrie Prejean. Sans hair, of course.
Lonnie Lazar: You don't know what you would be missing. If blumenthal had "cum" up with that remark, I would have said, "you couldn't be that lucky". It's good to be the king, isn't it?
All I can say is, Shaggy set the bar high. That is one good-lookin' dude in a tiara.
Congratulations to all. Well deserved.
All the men have to wear tiara's, ok O'Really, and cock rings. Then they can dance for us.
I knew you always liked me best!
Hmmmmmm. Dancing men in tiaras and cockrings.

This place is becoming deplorable. If you don't all start behaving, I'm just gonna go write posts about ill-mannered cretins who complain about EVERYTHING. Or maybe I'll just write a post that my rundown of how OSers handle an OS meta post should have not just gotten an EP, it should have won the Annual Award For Best Post Evah.

Oh, dear. It's too early for gin and I'm already pouting.
The only dance I can do is the pogo. If that matters.
Seriously, who knew a tiara would look so good on everyone including a bunny? I am off to see if they have tiaras on sale today.
I actually keep a tiara on hand, Ariana.

And a feather boa.

One size fits all, and everybody looks better in a little sparkle;)
I stuck an index on this post.


So there.
It's never too early for gin. Think of it as a really really really late night cap from last night.
I have to go rake leaves. Maybe I'll just fill up a water bottle with gin and take it with me.
"Mom, can I have a swig of your water?"
"Nope. I spit in it."

Oh, and encouraging me to drink at 3:30? Shaggy will you marry me?
Lorraine,
This was a really nice thing you did here. The names of writers reviewed in previous weeks all linked to their posts represents lots of work. Thanks again for the heart and the effort.

I’m still certain you’re not really a Canadian but I’ve changed my mind about you living on Malta. You couldn’t have possibly done with all this with dial up.

Rated and appreciated.
Weeeeeeeeell, I kinda cheated Dennis. The big clump of names is actually only a link to MY post (because it's really only about mememe), and then they have to go fishing around in there to find their link.

I'm nice, but I'm not that nice;)
Lorraine,
Okay then. I’m back to being certain you live on Malta. With dial up.

Bunches O’ Links may be a bit less work as you see it but each week’s links still represents hours of work. I win..
I don't know. You would think my tiara picture would be included in a post with "Up To Date" in the title.

Is it because it was a black and white picture? Do you have a problem with bald men? I told you I had a release from the woman in the picture. She said it was a "cool idea."

If you were afraid of offending people, you would probably not encourage people to use terms like COCK RING.
Okay, Duane, sweetheart...I always post the winners on the following Friday.

Your photo was spectacular. I'm still trying to figure how to code it for all our friends who read at work.

I mean, most of the Tiara Winners make it their avatar pick for the week beforehand...and I don't see that happening. Sweetheart.

It will lead in next Friday's post. If I add it to this one now, that would be premature picturation. And we ladies all hate the premature...

Your call, though. Let me know;)
It's your blog and your rules.
WTF, Catlitter? Why is my name on those lists? Does that mean we're not bantering anymore? So now we have to be (ugh) friends now (feh!) and act all politelike? Wuss.
As for you O'Really: Tiaras, cock rings, what's with all the jewelry?
I have this thing, where, even if I mention someone in say, a disparaging way, I include their name.

Which pretty much guaranteed your inclusion.
I agree -- you do have this "thing". Do us all a favor, cover it up.
In your title, you say, "Wanna see an index of Wrap-ups?" Did ANYBODY say yes?
Phew! I'm glad you cleared that up, Cat. Please don't you and John start being friends. How else will I be reminded of the constant bickering from my childhood? Now go look at my saccharine sweet weekend only pictures, and try not to say anything inappropriate. (Now which emoticon should I use to be most annoying to John....) :>b
Look. I'm home on a Saturday night cuz I have a sick kid.

You?
Wait! Sarah! Not you!

John - I want to take your picture. The canyon looks lovely this time of year. Back up a little. That's it. A little more. Just a little more. That's it. Oops.
C.K. If you want to use an emoticon that will be most annoying to me, use the one that shows that Catbox has a brain. Kind of like this: ( mt ).
I figured it was for John, Lorraine.

John, I'm home on a Saturday night because I've got a sick grandson at home. You? (Oh... and I forgot... I'm also an antisocial twit, so I don't go out on Saturday nights. Oops. Never mind.) :o/
Catbox: Is that your verrrrry clever (not) version of "take a long walk on a short pier"? Why I keep expecting originality from you I have no idea. Guess I'm an optimist. (Just so you know, that's not someone who checks your eyes.)
Can we move this banter to my last post now?
I'd rate this anyway, but seeing "sweetie darlings" in the comments alone would have done it. WSFTC, you've got fine taste!
Oh, Owl. Thank you for not letting that slip by!

Patsy & Eddy forever!
Good morning, Catbox. I'm baaaaaack.
Apparently with something stuck in your throat.
Yeah, we're positively heating the joint up. Someone pass me a cardigan.

Thanks, Shag.
Great. You'll look like Ozzie Nelson. If you don't already.
Better than looking like Ozzy Osbourne, Blu.
Give the guy a tiara already. He's insufferable.
I'm trying to make him write something from his heart, instead of his....shtick.
His Groucho Marx debut was pretty good. Loved the John Hughes piece, too.
I must admit that I'm not sure exactly what's going on with this tiara thing but I have to say that Kathy Riordan and that rodent look damn fine in it. (Not to mention the somewhat disgruntled dude in the yellow shirt who is absolutely stylin'!)
Heh. Hi, Jeff.

The Tiara is a self-inflicted pageant of words that has some in here ready to sell their mothers for a crack at it.

Before I'm through, I hope to have a fabulous gallery of tiara-wearers...I'll choose one that matches your glasses when it's your turn. Don't worry. I am a stylist to the stars in my spare time.
Kathy: Insufferable? You don't want to mess with the Zohan.
Catbox: This piece of fluff is writing from the heart? Get an electrocardigan, nimrod.
No, no, no! I get to do whatever I want!

But the Bestowing of Tiaras will involve a methodology none of you will ever divine. Because I keep changing it.
pretty sure it involves darts...
Blumenthal keeps this up, it sure is going to involve darts...and his butt.
and that, dear readers, is your “syrup of ipecac” moment of the day.
I'm sick and tired of being the butt of your half-assed attempts at humor, Catlitter. Butt I'll show you mine, if you'll show me yours.
What'll ya give me for my mother??!?
I'll give you Blumenthal.

Unless she can cook. Then, we'll talk.
Just teasing, john. No one has been more supportive of my participation here than you, and I appreciate that. Yankin' yer chain. Will look forward to the week you finally wear that tiara, with that flashy smile.
Kathy: I know you were kidding. You're terrific. Wish I could say the same for Kittylitter. What kind of a person has a cat and then relies on someone else to feed it? I just called the ASPCA, Catbox. Expect to be firebombed in an hour.
Is this idocy still going on? Now I have to ask myself why I even clicked to see if it is. Cat, you obviously have more than nine lives, as evidenced by a single post. Maybe you should share some of your Viagra with blumenthal. On second thought, maybe not. It seems that no matter how "hard" (if you'll excuse the pun") he tries, there is no tiara in his future. Some old crusty things on his head perhaps, but that's a whole 'nother story...
Nah. Bummer. She can't cook... and I don't want Blumenthal.
O'Really: I think you kind of crossed the line with that one. I expect atonement in the form of a large check. Or, in your case, "a large chick." Am I the only one that knows you weigh 340 pounds?
You're such a historian. Great archives. What would we do without you? Certainly not have as much fun, I'm sure. (I had no idea the tiara was a fairly recent innovation.)
At my age, you bring a sense of history to everything you do....(she said wryly)
Anyone need a recap? As opposed to a nightcap? Oh wait, it's only 1 in the afternoon...

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