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NOVEMBER 6, 2008 8:36PM

Socialist Successfully Overthrows U.S. Government

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Washington D.C.–

Socialist Barack Obama made good on his intentions to “fundamentally change” the U.S. on Tuesday, by instigating a political coup d’etat and seizing power of the Executive Branch of the United States of America.

Obama, along with a fringe group of 63 million American radicals, gained control by coordinating an immensely organized strike, which they launched from churches, postal offices and elementary schools in practically every city in America.

Senator Obama, who is known for his disgust with the American flag and everything it represents, began his coup almost two years ago by touring the country and openly berating its' policies as well as Commander in Chief George W. Bush, steadily gaining supporters along the way.

In his numerous speeches he made no attempt to be clandestine in his intentions to remove sitting President Bush and take control of the United States, even going as far as revealing policies he planned to institute if he was successful.

Policies which include raising taxes, redistributing wealth and, in his own words, “securing health care for every American”.  Socialists galvanized around Obama and his interest in removing the President of the United States from power, displaying their shared convictions by touting Obama paraphernalia on their cars, homes, or person and attending his rallies around the country in support of his nefarious plans of subversion. But it didn’t stop there, some have estimated that as a many as five million rebels actively participated in the coup; spreading anti-capitalist propaganda in person, over the phone, and on the web.

Many, most notably Senator McCain and Alaskan Governor Sarah Palin, have been warning Americans of Obama and his intentions for some time. Both McCain and Palin made valiant efforts to get the word out on not only Barack Obama’s socialist agenda, but his questionable relations with known terrorists and fanatics as well. Governor Sarah Palin in particular, attempted to highlight these relations in a speech in Englewood, Colorado where she told of the Senator’s fondness for “palling around with terrorists”.

In the wake of the takeover, Republican Senator Mel Martinez has placed the blame squarely at the feet of the Bush Administration, criticizing the former president in an interview Tuesday evening.

“The Bush administration has failed us by refusing to acknowledge and deal with the Obama threat. If they had acted instead of being complacent, we would not be in this situation today.” Martinez went on to point out the various ways in which the administration refused to take the socialist threat seriously, citing a speech Obama game in Berlin last July where he announced to 100,000 people that “this is our moment” and advocated drastic policy change.

Martinez believes that statements like these were made by Obama in an attempt to gain support from the rest of the world in anticipation of his takeover.

It has yet to be seen how long Obama and his socialist agenda will remain in power, with experts predicting that it may be anywhere from four to eight years before his reign ends. Even then, Obama has already stated that his second in command, Senator Joe Biden, would be an excellent replacement.

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Loved it :) :)

My wife and I were just sitting in a bar having our hummus and beer, and were treated to the next table going on about how Barack is a "communist" and how he's all about "spreading the wealth" -- so some people here in NC would really be in to your funny post :)
I think he calls Joe "Comrade Biden".
I think after reading your perceptive post, you're being too kind. With all these millions of people involved, Obama is just one huge cult leader!
Policies? Diplomacy? Plans? Oh My! Like mother, like son...
Beautifully sarcastic. Wonderful work. Mom must be proud. :-)
Great work.
rated "B" for bonafide bad ass!
Peace my fellow commie pinko Obama voter!
Greg
I don't want the wealth spread in my direction. Please, give it to the already wealthy--they are in dire need of more yachts.
Great job...cool voice! Is your graphic Nikola Tesla? If so...I dig the worldssmartestman even more.
"The apple doesn't fall far from the tree," Nate! Great satire!
Want to see more from you! Enthusiastically rated! xoxox AC
Mary- Thanks for posting this. Mommy.

Inch- Sounds like the people in NC would like this post for all the wrong reasons.

Glenn- Yes that is Nickola Tesla- the real worlds smartest man. Mad Props Son!

Cathy (Aunt)- It's good to see you on here. Hopefully I will see you in person soon.

Greg, Jason and Max- Thanks for the comments my fellow Comrades!
Great post. Came along just when I needed a laugh.

But the insider stuff can be annoying. If there is something that is supposed to be known--it should be spelled out for all. This stuff is like whispering in company.
Frank- I appreciate the comment and the criticism. It's a fine line you walk when writing satire between being too subtle and spelling it out so much that it seizes to be satirical, one which I am far from perfecting.
The thing I was talking about was not content...it was about the many remarks that dealt with apple falling from trees and moms.

I'm not in the know...and I have no idea of what is being discussed in that area.

Of course, maybe it is none of my business...but honestly, I feel discussing it here without explanation is like whispering in a gathering.

But I am old and crotchety...so it may just be me.
I find it ironic that many of the same people that bash Obama for his "socialist" leanings, voted for the 2 gazillion dollar bailout. Great post. Rated
Frank- Thanks for clearing that up. My mother posts on this site as Marytkelly so anything about mothers etc was referring to her. My aunt Cathy posts as well and I agree they are annoying... and crotchety