I take the moral highground.
I'm directed by the highest authority.
My logic's not sound.
Neither are my priorities.
A man.
Marrying A man?
No way man.
Not part of God's plan.
It will threaten.
My marriage.
If you fairies get married.
Give me Rush.
I need Hannity.
My favorite cure. For liberal insanity. Muslims Attacked. 9/11!! Only faithful. Get to heaven. Take your stats. Have your facts. I have scripture. God's big picture. You may think I'm whacked out. But you're in the minority. There is no doubt. We're the moral majority.
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Of course...I keep thinking you are a writer for the Onion, given the style of some of your pieces..but thats just me.
You got game.