Alleged rapist Ben Roethlisberger, who is also the quarterback for the Pittsburgh Steelers (6-3), fell short in his efforts to defeat the New England Patriots (7-2), losing at home in a 39-26 blowout Sunday night.

Roethlisberger, who masterfully escaped two separate indictments for felonious sexual assault, couldn’t seem to conjure up that same magic Sunday night against the Patriots  offensive onslaught.

Brady had an impressive night completing 30/43 passes for  a total of 350 yards and 3 touchdowns. Brady honed in on his targets all night leaving the Steelers feeling helpless and abused as if they had just spent a long night in a dimly lit bar bathroom with Ben Roethlisberger.

“It was tough out there tonight,” Roethlisberger said in an interview after the game. “Usually,  the more I push the harder they fight. I thrive in those types of situations. I will just keep looking for the right hole and pound myself in there forcefully if I have to. I just need to learn how to have that same attitude when I am on the field and I think that if I do, we will have a great year”.