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NOVEMBER 12, 2008 10:06AM

Go To One More of your Friend’s Funerals and We’re Through

photo-3.jpgHey babe. I have been doing a lot of thinking, mainly about us and where I see this relationship going. As you may have noticed, things have not been going that well as of late. My therapist told me that for a relationship to be successful, each partner must draw clearly… Read full post »

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NOVEMBER 13, 2008 11:05AM

I Should Have known You Would Ruin the Pro-Life Rally

dotsie.jpgNow you knew when you meet me Barbara, that I am not one to hold back on how I feel, or someone who makes a habit of biting their tongue, so it should come as no surprise when I tell you that the decisions you made regarding the catering of our… Read full post »

JUNE 30, 2009 9:33AM

I'd Be An Amazing Cripple

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Nope, that’s not me. If it was, I’m much better looking than that guy, and BTW, so would the lady next to me. Unfortunately I’m as healthy as can be, but you can bet your lucky penny that if I was handicapped, I mean handicap able, I wouldRead full post »

 obama speech

Washington D.C.–

Socialist Barack Obama made good on his intentions to “fundamentally change” the U.S. on Tuesday, by instigating a political coup d’etat and seizing power of the Executive Branch of the United States of America.

Obama, along with a fringe group… Read full post »

NOVEMBER 20, 2008 6:00PM

101 Words: The Moral Majority

I take the moral highground.

I'm directed by the highest authority.

My logic's not sound.

Neither are my priorities.Read full post »

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Chicago, Illinois.– In  a bizarre story in which a laptop was stolen from Java’s Coffee and Internet Cafe in Northbrook, African American Charles Whitman, who was at the scene of the crime has been cleared as a suspect by the Northbrook Police Department.

The owner of the sto… Read full post »

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FEBRUARY 23, 2009 3:28AM

Gossip Gal: The OSSSCCCAAAAARRSSSS!!!!

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Heeeyyy Girrrlllzzz!!!!!

The Gossip Gal is back and this time it’s PURSE-SONAL, (JK)! Um so I don’t have much to talk about this week since nothing is really… Read full post »

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NOVEMBER 18, 2008 10:59AM

Insecure Jesus

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It’s time to clear a few things up.  First of all, and I am just being honest here, a few things about me have been over blown somewhat. One of most common misconceptions that I hear is that I somehow walked on water.  While it is true that I… Read full post »

 Obama Hopeman

 

Denver, CO--Speaking before an audience at the University of Colorado at Boulder, the likely Democratic presidential candidate outlined an ambitious plan to restore the country’s depleting hope reserves, which he claimed were “devastatingly low”.

During the speRead full post »

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 Washington, D.C.- In an interview onboard Air Force One as it circled the destruction caused by Hurricane Gustav on Monday, Bush expressed his disappointment in Gustav’s failure to live up to it’s expected level of devastation in the Gulf Coast.

“I knew I shouldRead full post »

Cheyenne, WY- Reported sightings of a Donald Trump have skyrocketed in the past few weeks in or around Yellowstone National Park, with park rangers, tourists, and residents alike coming forward to report seeing ‘the Donald’; some of whom claim to have had intimate interactions with the el… Read full post »