PREVIEW: On June 8, 2012, the science fiction film Prometheus opens in North American, having opened on June 1st in England with the movie's world premiere on May 31st at Leicester Square in London. This is number five in the series of "Alien" movies and represents, according to reports, a/…

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A third of the way into the film, I asked myself why I had bothered to come. Two-thirds of way into the film, I was looking forward to it being over. In a fit of generosity, I will say it is okay but I'm afraid, for me at least, the novelty/…

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This isn't mine. I tried to find the original author but to no avail. Nevertheless, this one is just too good to pass up. Enjoy.

(Image from Sodahead... with my apologies)



The Geography of a Woman

Between 18 and 22, a woman is like Africa. Half discovered, half wild, fertile and naturally/…

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How do you spell hell on Earth? P-a-i-n. What's a two word expression for pain? Pinched nerve. On Saturday, April 7, 2012, the long Easter weekend (Bad Saturday follows Good Friday?), I managed to pull a tendon out of place in my left shoulder, separate the two bones in my left/…

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Wikipedia: Miss Representation
Miss Representation is a 2011 American documentary film written, directed, and produced by Jennifer Siebel Newsom. It explores how mainstream media contribute to the under-representation of women in influential positions by circulating limited and often disparagin… Read full post »

There she goes
There she goes again
Racing through my brain
And I just can't contain, this feeling that remains

There she blows
There she blows again
Pulsing through my vein
And I just can't contain, this feeling that remains

There she goes
There she goes again
She calls my/…

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I'm sure we have all at one time or another committed a faux pas, a momentary lapse of good judgement. However, I'm also sure that said faux pas was committed in front of a small group of family or friends. An apology is delivered sincerely and immediately and we have quickly/…

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The bank J PMorgan Chase has lost two billion dollars. To paraphrase Jamie Dimon, current chairman, president, and chief executive officer of the bank, "Oops, sorry. It won't happen again." Am I having a flashback to 2008?

The United States, no the entire world, went through the biggest financi/…

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Crash, bang, boom. Ah, but crash, bang, boom in IMAX 3D. It is enough to bring a smile of wonderment and excitement to the inner comic clutching child in all of us. Nothing profound here, just the empty calories of an artery clogging poutine washed down with an aspartame laced…

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Well every night I see a light up in your window
But every night you won't answer your door
But although you won't ever let me in
From the street I can see your silhouette sittin' close to him

What must I do?
What does/…

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Anyone who ever held you
Would tell you the way I'm feeling
Anyone who ever wanted you
Would try to tell you what I feel inside
The only thing I ever wanted
Was the feeling that you ain't faking
The only one you ever thought about
Wait/…

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Mom died in 1996. I wish I could tell her Happy Mother's Day... and thanks. All the best to all of you in your worlds.

Closing time
Open all the doors and let you out into the world
Closing time
Turn all of the lights on over every boy and every girl

Closing time
One last call for alcohol so finish your whiskey or beer
Closing time
You don't have to go/…

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What? I don't remember that on my Hallmark calendar. Besides, isn't every month masturbation month? Rah, rah! Or is it raw, raw?

Good Vibrations is a sex store in San Francisco founded in 1977 by sex therapist and educator Joani Blank. It was initially established with the goal of being a sex-p… Read full post »

Repetitive Strain Injury, also known as repetitive stress injury or... *grabs his arm, feels the color drain out of his face* Gee sus H. K-rist! *Stops dead in his tracks, bows his head slightly and shuts his eyes while waiting for a wave of excruciating pain to pass over his consciousness*/…

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Ooh ooh ooh aah
Gonna make a change
For once in my life
It's gonna feel real good
Gonna make a difference
Gonna make it right

As I turned up the collar on
My favorite winter coat
This wind is blowin' my mind
I see the kids in the/…

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Wait! Again? I thought... Yep, you're right. There was an Earth Day on March 20, 2012. And now there's an Earth Day on April 22. So, what gives?

Peace activist John McConnell and U.S. Senator Gaylord Nelson separately arrived at the same idea. McConnell's idea was first celebrated in San Franci/…

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Well I'm sittin' over here on Parchman Farm
Well I'm sittin' over here on Parchman Farm
Well I'm sittin' over here on Parchman Farm
And I ain't never done no man no harm

Well I'm puttin' that cotton in an eleven foot sack
Well I'm/…

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Unite Women ORG: A Call To Action To Defend Women's Rights!
Help defend women's rights and pursuit of equality. Join Americans all across the United States on April 28th, 2012, as we come together as one to tell members of Congress in Washington DC and legislators in all 50 states, "Enough/… Read full post »

Agent Smith:
I'd like to share a revelation that I've had during my time here. It came to me when I tried to classify your species and I realized that you're not actually mammals. Every mammal on this planet instinctively develops… Read full post »

How, how can it be
That a love carved out of caring
Fashioned by fate
Could suffer so hard
From the games played once too often
But making mistakes
Is a part of life's imperfections
Born of the years
Is it so wrong
To be human after all

Drawn into/…

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I been livin for the weekend
But no not anymore
Cause here comes that familiar feelin
That fridays famous for
Yeah I'm lookin for some action
And it's out there somewhere
You can feel the electricity
All in the evening air
And it may just be more of/…

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In November 2011, 29 year old Robert Wilkinson of Edson, Alberta, Canada, gets arrested by the RCMP for being under the influence while driving. A camera in the squad car recorded Mr. Wilkinson as he is being transported back to the police station. At one point, our budding troubadour breaks into… Read full post »

O o ..
Look out, look out the siren's blaring
She drop it down I can't stop staring
O o ..

Teri nazar toh hai farebi
Tera hua yeh jaan ke bhi

She is burning like a fever
And I'm a believer
Nasha hai nazakate
Inn aankhon ke chodo
Adaa/…

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Hey, Hey, Hey, Hey

Girl,
You're My Chammak Challo,
Where You Go Girl I'm Gonna Follow
What You Want Girl Just Let Me Know
Oh Oh Ohh
You Can Be My Chhammak Challo
Ooh Ohh

[Verse:]
Surely I'm Gonna Get Ya
You Know I'm Gonna Get Ya
You Know I'll Even/…

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