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Writer to the Stars
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Writer to the Stars
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A long-time freelance writer who was fated to live in Dallas, Texas and marry a tall photographer. And who did. 31 years into it now. It seemed to be working. And then the whole damned roof fell in. But we've both been to the rodeo before, even this one, and we know what to do. You cowboy up.

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MARCH 4, 2011 5:47PM

Madmen, loony women, and those crazy mixed up kids...

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Repost: Wednesday, September 17, 2008


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I've been blogging more since making the mundane connection between new stuff and new readers. Also my stats have gone up after adding pictures. Nothing surprising there either. So, lately, after I finish the day's blog, I surf a while, looking for a pix that tickles my fancy and, finding one, copy it into a draft for the next day. Like the image above.

So last night, I kept wondering about the question in that day's blog: Why do people believe crap ideas? Believe me, I'm still there today. Take the financial crash...please (cue laugh track). From the beginning, I thought that basing wealth on brokered loans to people who couldn't pay them back, was shaky ground to begin with. But I told myself that I wasn't a financial whiz-kid, so what did I know anyhow? Then I remembered that I do know wild honey from sheepshit, and decided to view all proceedings from my normal if jaundiced perspective.

While the housing bubble was on full boil, and rapacious real estate brokers combed my normally sleepy neighborhood like a wolf pack, I read that this innovative financing was the new paradigm. And lo, here we are. With banks cratering, and the government playing whack-a-mole trying to grab up one after the other.

I'm old enough that the hairs on my neck prickle when I hear talk of a new reality, as opposed, I guess, to the real reality. Such chatter was popular during the tech bubble too, which I was in the middle of for some years...during the high times and during the ::pop:: Then the Current Occupant appeared, and Karl Rove declared sneeringly that the new kids created their own realities, while liberal dummies were still flubbing around in that shop-worn real reality.

Maybe you remember that reality: it was the one where actions led to predictable consequences. It's the reality we decided to ignore.

During such times, times like now, when History with a capitol H is on the move, snatching up anything in its path, I've found it's best to lay low, eat cheese crackers, and watch a lot of TV. That's how I happened on Mad Men and, despite what its blinkered young producer says, the show is a syrupy backward glance to an age when Everything Was Better.

During that time period, I worked in an ad agency too, doing paste-ups of those supermarket newspaper inserts, the ones reading Delmonte Peaches for $.10! The agency I worked for had good accounts and a full crew of Madison Avenue types and I thought the whole situation sucked. Like all the women in the firm, I too wore undergarments with lots of elastic, nylons, stiletto heels, and form-fitting dresses (see picture above), lots of make-up, and looked the way girls were supposed to look, I should have worn stained bluejeans to work. Being in that agency was like being on a road crew, but without the fresh air. All the women's jobs were low, mean, and underpaid. Guys ruled, although I don't think their reality was too hot either.

It was a constricted, rigid, authoritarian time which, as such times do, led ultimately to madness, and a cultural melt-down. It's a time that could teach us something now, if we didn't have this habit of glomming onto history, making it into a TV series and discarding it, when the ratings drop. Never mind any so-called edgy shows, all TV reinforces sappy ideas that are sloshing around in our national psyche anyway. Patriotism is good, brave men always triumph, beautiful women always win except when they screw married guys, animals can understand us, kids are cute, etc. etc. etc.

TV is a lot like cheap cologne. You can sniff it, but you shouldn't drink it.

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I'm amazed this was written in 2008. The more things change, the more they appear to be the same.
Even when it's old stuff, you continue to be one of the best writers (with a capital 'W') here. (Pix that tickles, sheepshit whack-a-mole)
I love reading your posts (and seeing your avatar) around here. In 2005 when the house behind us sold for twice the price we could ever afford to pay for it, I started to smell something funny. I talked a dear friend out of buying a house (good thing...she got divorced and declared bankruptcy the next year...an underwater mortgage would have sent her to the bottom with an anchor).

I haven't seen Mad Men, but those times are appealing if only because we know what happens next.
"Being in that agency was like being on a road crew, but without the fresh air. " Love that line. That era could teach us, as you said, and I'll only add "if we weren't such fashion whores" that everything ends up being about surface design. And we never do learn from history, do we?
We just keep recycling it thru TV and fashion. (r)
I've always preferred the kind of reality that doesn't disappear when you stop believing in it. =o)

I hope there are more people around now who can tell the difference between wild honey and sheep shit. I'm not counting on it, it's just a hope.

good to see you back, especially as this one is new to me-- I must have missed it on the first bounce.

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Keep them coming WTTS. They are always good and leave me hungry for some more.r.
Way to come roaring back, Writer. Ah, those were the days, the sixties. You mentioned undergarments with lots of elastic. One of the biggest fights with my mother (there were many, trust me) was over her insistence that I wear a girdle under what we now call pencil skirts. I was built like Twiggy at the time. There was nothing to gird!

Lezlie
Ah the elastic. The pulling in and pushing out. ALWAYS happy to see you here. Please write more!
It's always a good day when you post. Or re-post. Keep 'em coming!
"During such times, times like now, when History with a capitol H is on the move, snatching up anything in its path, I've found it's best to lay low, eat cheese crackers, and watch a lot of TV."

And read terrific writers — like you — on Open Salon.
And now there's Spanx & cleavage though a teensy bit less powerlessness.

You're wonderful.
I'll take some peaches with wild honey. I worked in a fringe area during The Fleecing and had some of the same inklings that you mentioned. Sumpin' ain't right here, I thought. Keep reposting - you got anything from high school?