To my dear and faithful readers...
I've just had eleven teeth extracted, plus a bunch of diseased tissue, plus 5 abcesses, plus three impacted roots, plus five posts from root canals, plus bone outcroppings, plus diseased bone. George Washington can go suck it as far as I'm concerned. I have worse teef than he ever thought about.
I look like the Hulk but not as good. When I'm up and mobile I wear a respiratory mask since I look like Elephant Woman and I'm too swollen for my gorgeous replacement teef.
I am living on Cream of Chicken soup, drunk sloppily. Will talk to you when I can and write as I'm able.
With love,
A.


Salon.com
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