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Salon.com
AUGUST 5, 2010 10:55AM

fossil 'cat like' croc --- i disagree

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croc 

article http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/10874312

I'm sorry but this is nothing more than a protocat or maybe even just a cat without it's fur. I've said for many years that a cat is nothing more than a lizard with fur and I believe this is confirmation.

One look into those reptile eyes at 5:00am when the beast is starving will tell you that this is not an animal to be reasoned with. Is a dog bold/stupid enough to attack another animal/me that weighs 20 times more than it does; no. A dog asks to go out a cat commands like a crock ready to spring. Even the concept picture above shows this proported croc eating a main stay of the typical cat diet; bug.

The animal in this article is clearly misidentified. It would have been better scientifically named felieingass garfieldass. Any cat servant knows they should be refered to as a lieingass rather than simply a lion.

Pandora always lies about not getting fed. I tell most people she has TB 'two breakfasts' or that she's part bird; a 'twocan'.

 

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Yeah, cats lie a lot about getting fed. But then dogs do, too. Plus dogs, even my near-wolf husky, don't realize they could attack ... mine gets terrorized by one of the cats...pitiful to see (maybe he senses her inner crocodile).
Sounds about right. My Miss Cleo has me very well trained. Her favorite toy is a plastic tape measure. She chases it when I throw it (always at her command, not when I might want to play), pounces on it, throws it up in the air, and just generally treats it like it was a real snake (she managed to get a real snake into my apartment some years ago, nearly giving me a heart attack, and played with it until it died. Then she had no more use for it and i had to figure out how to get rid of the thing. Ick.).

It seems, though, that she has little reason to lie about anything, probably because I am so well-trained.....

Nice one, WS. Rated. D
Our cat is relatively docile, but a vet friend in new york city told me of a large Maine Coon cat who awaited his owner from atop the refrigerator late at night and then springing upon her in full attack mode. In my house that would prove to be an ill-conceived career move...In New York, it was evidently a call for an animal therapist. Fun read! Thanks for finding me...glad I found you right back!
sadly my husband has turned out cat out for getting old and messing on the bathroom rug one too many times. We live in a secluded, wooded area and she seems to be happy enough outside, but I sure miss those nights with her snuggled next to me in bed.

Memories...