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wskrz

wskrz
Location
Denver, Colorado,
Birthday
July 08
Title
Smart ass
Bio
Bah. I hate bios. It's like trying to remember your home phone number. How often do you call yourself? Full time mom who likes food, beer, hockey fights, techno music, photography, cats, humor and reading. My life will be complete when I find the perfect chocolate cake donut.

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SEPTEMBER 28, 2009 11:22PM

To my son Alex on your fourth birthday

Alex At Birth

Today you turn four years old.  It’s quite a fun time for you.  It’s a time that you discover the wonderful world around you and how you fit into it. I've always loved watching you encounter your world with fascination and amazement.  Whether it's the wind blowing th…

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SEPTEMBER 22, 2009 7:25PM

My kid's gonna win Survivor! Oh. Wait.

I think these health claims on food have officially gone too far

Immunity in every box?!  Is the necklace made out of Snap, Crackle and Pop?


I was running through the grocery store, as all mothers do, on one of those blessed trips sans kid this morning and I decided to take a trip down the cereal aisle.  You know,… Read full post »

SEPTEMBER 22, 2009 3:47PM

The wiener takes it all! A photo essay

Cue the Chariots of Fire music!

On your marks, get set....

Denver had its 2nd annual Long Dog Derby, a fundraiser for the Colorado Dachshund Rescue, at its Oktoberfest festivities this past weekend. The two are a natural pairing as a celebration of beer, polka, brats and wieners on the run.

Aerodynamic ears

The ears were a-flyin&r…

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AUGUST 4, 2009 4:45PM

Parenting my parents

Take my hand....


A long time ago, when I was 16 years old, I volunteered in a nursing home.  Not wanting to be singing old 40s tunes and serving ginger ale during bingo games, I wanted something more challenging.  I chose the infamous Third Floor.  This was where the advanced Alzheimer’s p…

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Oh, hell yeah.


We OSers sure do know how to party.

So y’all that weren’t in Boulder this Sunday at the big OS gathering….you missed a really good party.

Just so you know how much fun was had by all, here are some pictures to make you… Read full post »

First birthday

Two firsts! My first birthday and the first time I tasted beer.  And definitely not the last.


1. Who was your FIRST prom date?

Chris.  I went to his prom and then he went to mine the following year. It was the first time I saw my Religion…

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JUNE 11, 2009 11:37PM

Bee bothering - a photo essay and biology lesson for my son.

Bees bees bees!

I’ve been teaching my son Alex about bees lately, since we’ve gotten a large-sized vegetable garden going in our backyard.  We do get our share of wasps too, which to Alex are “the bad guys” because they’re the ones that sting him sometimes.  They’…

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JUNE 10, 2009 4:28PM

PETA-"Dead fish are not toys." You've gotta be kidding me.

Flying fish
Oh, the horror!

In their latest PR low, PETA, or People for the Ethical Treatment of Animals, are now targeting the Pike Place Fish Market, the Pike Place Market institution known worldwide for their fish tosses and salmon flinging. 

Yes.  The fish are dead, Jim.  And PETA do… Read full post »

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JUNE 4, 2009 4:17PM

I got my pussy shaved - a photo essay!

(my pussyCAT, you sickos!)

My pussy got shaved
Admit it.  Now you want a tail like that too, don’t you?

Getting old stinks.  

Now imagine you’re a cat and you’re almost 17 years old.  That’s 76 years old in human years.  You get confused about where the litter box/… Read full post »

MAY 22, 2009 5:31PM

How to live a life - in memory

Watered lilies

I’m not sure what much else can be added to in the long list of remembrances and condolences for Josie, or Dakini Dancer as we knew her here on OS.  She was a sweet spirit here, which shone through on her blog and her comments.  

To say I’m stunned is… Read full post »

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MAY 20, 2009 3:36PM

That's it, CNN. We're through.

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Breaking News?  Really? 

I thought we had a pretty good relationship, CNN.  We’d been through a lot, these past twenty some-odd years. We’ve watched the Berlin Wall come down together, we saw the horror of 9/11 with each other and whenever I needed to see what was… Read full post »

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MAY 14, 2009 3:54PM

My parents have replaced me with kittens. Again.

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My dad’s new kitten prodigies.  Soon they’ll be doing advanced calculus.

My dad’s been driving me crazy lately.  Dad is retired and spends most of his time at home up in Canada.  He’s got books to read and he’s taken to feeding the neighborhood c… Read full post »


Happy swinging


There’s a series of events in a parents’ life that, while we know they’re coming, we still dread them.  When they leave home.  When they have their first accident with the car.  When we have to have those Talks (yes, that’s a capital T on purpose).  …

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As parents, we try really hard to teach our kids the value of empathy and kindness.  Ask most 3 year old kids and they know that it’s not nice to hit someone.  Ask most 5 year olds and they’ll tell you it’s not nice to call someone names.  That’s part of… Read full post »

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MAY 8, 2009 3:36PM

One of those aw....*sniff* moments

One of those aw *sniff* moments...

I walked into Alex's class to pick him up this morning.  Alex came running up to me and handed me this.

"What do you say, Alex?" his teacher whispered in his ear.

"Happy Mothers Day, mommy!" he said with a big grin.

Do you know how hard it is to keep yourself from… Read full post »

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APRIL 28, 2009 11:42PM

How a mother's brain deals with swine flu

Dear Clam.à Yes, that says deep fried bacon.à You're not dreaming.

 If the swine flu won't kill you, surely deep fried bacon will.

About five years ago, if the swine flu had hit then, I probably would have shrugged it off, thinking, “Meh.  Whatever.  Probably not a big deal.  If I get it, it’s no biggie.”  I could… Read full post »

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APRIL 27, 2009 5:17PM

Uncle, Mother Nature.

This has been pretty illustrative of our Colorado spring so far

I'm firing all the Colorado weather forecasters.

That "light dusting" of snow predicted overnight....well....no.  It was five inches.  

It's April 27th.  I'm working on getting my garden together to plant vegetables.  Come on.

Even the birds are getting ticked off

Doesn't he look pissed?

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APRIL 22, 2009 3:56PM

Having kids is environmentally unfriendly

Alex needs watering
 
Alex does his part for the environment by drinking and watering the lawn at the same time.

So it's Earth Day today.  Every day should be Earth Day, but today was specially set aside as the one day a year

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APRIL 18, 2009 11:24PM

Beeker Versus Snow 2: The Wrath of Khan

So we got over a foot of wet, nasty, heavy, disgusting snow yesterday.  Most of the Denver area is in recovery mode right now, as are we, as we all try to dig out, find our newspapers from Friday somewhere in the snow and try to get the driveway dug out… Read full post »

APRIL 17, 2009 11:15PM

Oh my god, make it stop!!

Look.  I know we need the moisture, but damn.  Really.

OH MY GOD MAKE IT STOP

There are trees in there.  Somewhere. I saw them there yesterday.

And look.  The chunks of snow were coming down so big, I could get a shot of them.

Those aren’t flakes.  Those are CHUNKS.  And they hurt when they’re coming down. Trust me.  I’ve been out twice already…

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APRIL 16, 2009 3:53PM

Bubbles in the backyard

The joy of bubbles

Spring has arrived here in Colorado.  The Aspen trees are starting to bud, the flowers are beginning to bloom and the Robins are the first to sing in the morning at 5:30 and the last to sing in the evening when the sun goes down.  And now that we’ve… Read full post »

APRIL 15, 2009 4:57PM

Parenting is not for the weak

I was going to put up a post full of happy pictures of Alex chasing after bubbles and frolicking in the backyard today. I get to post this instead.

My three year old son got thrown out of class today.

I went to pick up Alex from preschool this morning.  He goes for… Read full post »

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APRIL 14, 2009 4:06PM

Iron Chef - Preschoolers Edition

Don't I Look Pathetic?
This is picture number 500449 in my series of “What to show my son’s first date to embarrass him”

I’m not going to brag or anything, but I do consider myself to be a pretty good cook.  I enjoy cooking in the kitchen and don’t consider it to… Read full post »

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APRIL 9, 2009 5:12PM

My cats are teaching my son to be a cat

Alex has known all three of our cats - Gonzo, Marijke and Beeker - since he was born.  They’ve always been around in some way, when he’s not yelling, having a tantrum or chasing them around the house. At that point, they’re running for safety.

It’s inevitable that Alex is… Read full post »

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APRIL 8, 2009 10:54PM

My breeding status is none of your business - a rant

Stroller parking


(First, my apologies in advance for this rant, but I really need to get this off my chest.  We’ll soon return you to your normal blog channel of cute kitties and food pictures)

There are a lot of questions that you would, or at least should, never ask someone.  You’d be of…

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