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Bah. I hate bios. It's like trying to remember your home phone number. How often do you call yourself? Full time mom who likes food, beer, hockey fights, techno music, photography, cats, humor and reading. My life will be complete when I find the perfect chocolate cake donut.

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APRIL 2, 2009 4:18PM

Cat versus 15 inches of snow - a photo essay

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Hey!  Who put this crap on my deck?!


You may have heard about the dumping of spring snow we got here in Denver last week.  I’m happy to report that most of it is already gone, in true Colorado fashion.  It was a load of snow and havoc on the roads one day and two days later, temperatures in the 50s and the white stuff is almost gone.

No one, however, is more happy to say goodbye to the snow than Beeker.

You may remember a piece I wrote about how much Beeker loves to spend time on our deck.  It’s his chance to get outside and enjoy some fresh air without worrying about him wandering around the neighborhood to become a fox or coyote canapé.  We went out to Seattle during Spring Break and Beeker was desperate to get outside after being stuck inside for a week.

He did see the snow from inside.  I guess that he just didn’t understand that if the snow is over your head, it might just be a good idea to stay inside.  

Oh well.  Sometimes, you have to learn the hard way.

Okay. Enough stalling.  Time to get out.

Alright.  Time to get outside.


Well, it's snow.  But at least it's stepped down on snow.

It’s snow.  But at least it’s stepped down on snow.


I'll just walk over to the other side....

I’ll just walk over to the other side here….


Wait...where's the bottom?

Wait….where’s the bottom of this thing?!?


Whew.  Made it to dry ground.

Whew.  Made it to dry ground. Let me check the other side.  The deck's gotta be around here somewhere.


Dammit.  There's snow here too.

Dammit.  There’s snow here too.


Hey, kid.  Help me clear this snow off, will ya?

Hey, kid.  Help me clear this snow off, will ya?


Well, I'm glad you think this is funny.

Well, I’m glad you think this is funny.  I ain’t laughin’.


I think it's time to head inside.

I’ve had enough.  I think it’s time to head inside.


Uh, hey?  Little help here please?

Uh, hey?  Little help here please?


Oh no!  I keep slipping!

Oh no!  Can’t. Get. Grip!


Oh crap.

Oh crap.


Whew.  Thought I was a goner there.

Whew.  Thought I was a goner there for a moment.


Gonzo -

Gonzo – I’m nice and warm in here.  What do you think you’re doing out there?
Beeker – I’m not sure anymore.  I won’t be doing that again though.

 

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great photo post! don't let T&D see that foreshortened tail shot.

Gonzo is so smart, Beeker is so handsome.
The photos are hilarious and your captions are even funnier. A sweet tale.
Aw, poor Beeker! I'm sure he doesn't appreciate us laughing at him (what cat does?), but I can't help myself.
I'm waiting to see how long it takes for T&D to find this. She loves BeekerTail. :-)

AnniThyme - you have no idea how hard it was for me to take pictures and bust my gut laughing at the same time.

Thanks, everyone!
Pretty kitties! Mine all just sat on the rug by the back door and stared out the door at the snow. They don't care, as long as the sun comes out the next day and gives them warm spots to lay in.
I especially like the "Oh crap."
Excellent photo essay! I'm also tickled that there are more Muppet Show fans out there :) Now you need to get a Dr. Bunsen Honeydew! Give the kitties some lovin' from me.
AshKW - normally my cats will be in the sun lazing around too (sometimes even fighting over the sun rays) but I think Beeker got a little cabin fever from being inside all week. I think this trip outside took care of that in a hurry. :-)

bluesurly - I have another cat (three total) that we just couldn't figure out a female Muppet name for. She wasn't really a Janice and she certainly wasn't a Miss Piggy. Her name is Marijke (pronounced mar-eye-ka), which is always fun to hear them try to call out at the vet's office. And the kitties generously thank you for the lovin'.
Look at that majestic tail.
Laughed at Beeker! Learning the hard way can be funny to observers. Thanks for this.
priceless and a much deserved EP.

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Bwahaha! What a surprise for Beeker! Your photos and captions are wonderful.
Perfect! I love this--and I'm not really laughing at you Beeker.
That was fun. Love the "oh crap" picture, but all the shots are just great. Beautiful kitty!
claws useless in snow
somewhere in a box I have photos of my Abby having a snow experience. She looked at me like, oh, what is this, your idea of a joke? Tell Beeker I was laughing at the memory of my cat.
it is funny.
well done, both of you.
I wish I was your neighbor; your kid makes me smile and your cats make me laugh. What could be better?

So, do you really think that Beeker will remember this lesson next winter?

Thumbed. Still laughing.
Snow does wonders for cats' fur in the winter doesn't it. Takes that static charge out--at least for awhile.
Oh noes! I'm pretty sure winter is over here, but during the bleakness I enjoyed my two kitties eternal optimism - every day they would beg to go out, every day I would open the door, they would look out in shocked and stunned silence and back...slowly...away...

Awesome photo essay - I love orange cats, and your cats names.
Cats are certainly eloquent with their ears!
Great pictures!
a sweet gift for my Friday morning. Rated.
fantastic! a very similar story occured at my place in capital hill - the cats just couldn't believe that their deck might not be accessible. thanks for taking the pictures!

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Great pictures of Beeker...he should be excited with this weekend's forecast!
*groan* Oh Mary, we're all so excited about this weekend's forecast (said with heaps of sarcasm).

Yes, 6-12 more inches of snow tomorrow for Beeker to "frolic" in. I'm going to be curious to see if he has indeed learned his lesson. It's not like this was all that long ago.

Phaedo - thanks for the recommendation! I'll take note of it and try to get there next time I'm in that area.

Thanks everyone for the comments! Glad you're getting a chuckle out of Beeker's antics. It was lots of fun to watch him...although I'm sure Beeker would probably disagree. :-)
Hilarious! Love it.
This is great! Thanks! Rated and posted for my cat friends
Very cute! Love the photos and how they show Beeker's feline curiosity!!!
Hilarious! we moved to Rochester after living in Richland, WA and the cat decided he HAD to go out and while he was used to snow, he wasn't used to snow that was 2+ feet deep. He leaped into the snow from the back deck and immediately started doing this Tigger bouncing back to the house with a mrow on every leap. Cats in snow are funny.
Oh my, hilarious! A friend and I both have an "orange cat." We agree, they are "different." Almost human. I love the Oh, crap! photo because his claws are hyper-extended, as if that would help! Wonderful photo essay and started my Friday off just right! More please!
There is nothing like renting from a cat and, what would you like to know about that?lol
Fred cat owns this house and, since he's a good usetabe male, he allows me to live here.

Of course, IAM(s) the feeder.

There are few sounds louder than that which is screamed in the kitchen when I am coking jumbo shrimp.

We're going to have bluegill tonight.
I hope he lets me have a few.
After all, I caught them.
I don't think you need to worry about foxes eating your cats. Coyotes will, but foxes like to eat berries and mice, mostly. I live in the Allegheny Mountains of northwestern Virginia where we have lots of grey fox and coyote. I have two cats and foxes have never been problem. If any of your readers know otherwise, please advise me.
Hee hee hee!!! I love the picture of him stuck. "WTF" is written so clearly on his little fuzzy face.... Thanks for sharing. :)
Great photos! Beeker's a hoot. (btw - was Gonzo named after your former up-mountain neighbor?)

I (used to be) a bad person. Well, I still would be if I had cats + snow in the same place. I liked to take a cat that had never seen snow (and they had to be begging at the window, like Beeker) and walk them out into the yard or porch, hold them over fresh, un-tamped-down snow, and let them drop. Oh, yes, it was mean. But it was Educational! And yeah, they'd do the cartoony scramble to get back to safety.

I'd look at them then and say, telepathically: 1. You learned a lesson. The white stuff - not so good for cats. 2. I am the creator and the god of your world. Worship me.
Lee - we are having a bit of a coyote problem in our area right now. They've been quite bold by attacking people in daylight and even people with their dogs. Every few months or so, we hear stories from people around the neighborhood of cats going missing or going out and not coming home. You pretty much know what has happened, but the most heartbreaking thing to see are handmade "lost" posters made by kids looking for their pet cats.

ConnieMack - Gonzo's actually named after Gonzo the Great - the large nosed character from The Muppet Show. And I think Beeker does worship me. Or at least considers me a really good place to nap on (like he is as I'm typing this). :-)
here i am, at my favorite internet cafe. one of the three dogs belonging to the owner has decided that more attention should be paid to her and less to the key board. isn't life grand! those if us who find love in all the neat places say thank-you.! i am down in southern mexico, where they have 2(TWO) KINDS OF WEATHER-HOT N DRY AND HOT N WET. we are in the beginning of HOT N DRY. and i do mean HOT. do you think you could ship about 20 square meters of that white stuff down here? my 4 pawed family sends their love!- grace drummond-tiggre-hobbit-lily-weebol-lucy-prissy kat-baby kat(new mom of 5 healthy babies) keri dog and casey dog. oh yah, and me, the human mom. i enjoyed the essay very much.
dawn housand - you can have all of the snow we get tomorrow! Transportation might be a bit of an issue though.... ;-)

Thanks, everyone! Beeker sends his regards and is getting his paws ready for tomorrow.
Beeker is beautiful but dumb (and photogenically adventurous). I love Beeker!
It seems like there are two types of cats. There are the kind that want to investigate everything on their own. Snow over their head? Sleet? Rain? They want to put their paws on it and then they are like, oh, crap, what did I get myself into.

Then you've got the cats who are like, well, I'll just let you do it and laugh at you.
Tony Wang, I totally agree with you. I miss my orange tabby -- Bill! -- and envy you your child/cat kingdom in the snow. Thanks for sharing!
Oh, Beeker! Poor baby. He just wants a little adventure and get humiliation instead. He looks a bit embarrassed and more that a little peeved.

I have a cat who loves to make mad dashes out the door and once he made it almost to the fence when he realized that snow is cold. He turned and started marching smartly back with tail up ramrod straight and seemed to be saying, Cold, Cold, Cold, Cold.
Love the photos, but poor Beeker! Maybe cabin fever doesn't seem so bad to him, now. If there's anything a cat hates besides cold and wet, it's a loss of dignity. Beeker is a beautiful fellow, though.
Thanks for the smile. Meow.
We're in the same area, and I hate to say this because my vet's probably going to fire me for doing this, but I let ours out intentionally when it snows. See, the outdoors is television for them, but come June, they want to lay in the grass and bake, until the garbage truck rumbles by or somebody honks and then they're at 30K feet, risking getting sucked into a jet engine... (because they do this inside...)

So we let them out when it snows. As far as they know, the television world on the other side of the window is a cold, wet place that will swallow them. We have to reinforce the lesson every few months, but Colorado weather is reliable that way...

Yes, the cats think I'm evil, but they've always thought that.