GROUND XERO * LIVE FROM L.A.

Fuck You I Won't Do What You Tell Me

Xanadu Xero

Xanadu Xero
Location
Weimar-On-The-Pacific, Callowpornia
Birthday
November 01
Title
Panarchist
Bio
Chumscrubber. Embracing The Butcher since 2009.

MY RECENT POSTS

MY RECENT COMMENTS

Xanadu Xero's Links

New list
March 30, 2009 02:53AM
“Reading this great piece pissed me off. Salon, you are part of The Problem. Why is this pro-quality guy writing for free, providing you with revenue a…”
About: The Prodigal Daughter returns
February 28, 2009 01:58PM
“Beth, Beth Beth, you forgot the caveats. TWO circumstances insure that to that no sex act is overrated: 1. Be straight out of a longtime marriage a…”
About: The 16 Most Overrated Sexual Acts of All Time
February 24, 2009 09:19PM
“This show makes me COMPLETELY understand why anyone might want to wipe out the U.S.”
About: Pre-game NYC Housewife liveblogging ...
February 22, 2009 11:58AM
“OMFG OMFG OMFG OMFG. Salon should pay you for this. You're a dope chick, grrlfriend. Word.”
About: I Changed Sex and Died
February 13, 2009 03:14PM
“Hot cougar.”
About: In Other Effed-Up Baby News - 13 Year-Old Proud Papa
February 10, 2009 09:18PM
“I'm afraid, sir, that in this newfangled gen-der/itals time on Earth, you'd be well advised to define "lady".”
About: 10 Things A Gentleman Must Never Do
February 07, 2009 12:01AM
“I want to know the rest - what your teenage years were like and what you did with your anger and was your Dad unhappy and how the next 'breaks' broke a…”
About: Madness, my mother, and me
February 05, 2009 01:13PM
“If a Muslim girl has it removed this way, can she still be a virgin or will she become a suicide bomber?”
About: News You Can Use: Kidney Removed Through Donor's Vagina
February 02, 2009 08:33PM
“Hey, who y'all callin' LIBERAL, Stranger! That's FIGHTIN' words! Say it to my face and I'll put my Second Amendment penis extension RIGHT BETWEEEEN y…”
About: Nazi Pope Pisses Off the Jews and the Cowboys
February 02, 2009 02:43PM
“I hear the Saint Pius X boys call Benedict 'Ben Dover.' Is it true that the back of the hat says "Rode Hard And Put Away Wet?"”
About: Nazi Pope Pisses Off the Jews and the Cowboys
February 02, 2009 02:38PM
“Brag, why don't you. Whatta tool.”
About: How technology found me my soulmate and then I married her.
February 01, 2009 02:11PM
“Guess it matters to you, Kerry, 'ratings' wise, or you wouldn't slap a big shot of it on the 'front page.' Is this The Star? Prosaic crap like this…”
About: Olympic inhale
January 31, 2009 12:33PM
“There's no such thing as 'freaky' masturbation, if you're a freak. Poseur, toi?”
About: OS Porn Leads to Freaky Masturbation With Added Sperm
January 29, 2009 04:17PM
“I know you'll find that *this* period of time, with goblins haunting The Unknown, will give way to a happy rhythm once you fully switch gears. There's…”
About: The New Normal
January 28, 2009 10:49PM
“Coftela, Bubbie, Pol doesn't get the humor because there is none. It's NOT funny that Marines would be expected to beat up gay guys (and unlikely sinc…”
About: A few good men in a gay bar
January 28, 2009 06:18PM
“I see listening to Rachel, Keith & Chris as debriefing The Smartest People I Know. I use my own puddin' head to accept/reject/muse upon what they…”
About: Happy Birthday, Mr. Olbermann
January 28, 2009 06:06PM
“Policywanker - every time I read these cyber Faberge Eggs, I get a little crushie-poo on you. You are one badass wordsmith.”
About: Boehner Complains - Obama's Package "Too Big"
January 28, 2009 06:02PM
“Ain't nothin wrong with a biiiiiiig package, Shambles baby! Michelle looks like a well-stuffed gal who gets her clock rocked - bet my boy Barak put hi…”
About: Boehner Complains - Obama's Package "Too Big"
January 28, 2009 05:44PM
“This post kind of, um, turned me on.”
About: A Capitalist Exploiter's Recession Plan
January 08, 2009 06:48PM
“This always works for me: 1. Put a speaker as close as possible to the source in the offending direction. 2. Crank up Ozzy (or other metal screamer)…”
About: My Neighbor's Sex Life
December 29, 2008 09:20PM
“No one is funny enough to look like that.”
About: Obama to Appoint Bruce Vilanch Gay Czar to "Shut them up."
December 28, 2008 04:23PM
“Does #4 have anything to do with a lack of gag reflex?”
About: 25 Things About Me--Weird. I think.
December 26, 2008 09:16PM
“I suspect Christ sub-contracts, like Halliburton did with Iraq. Nothing gets done, but he carves out a nice piece of the take.”
About: When people give their life to Christ, does he regift?
December 20, 2008 01:43PM
“"When I read that Salon had fired 15 writers, I wondered if we were all scabs." Ya THINK?????? (CCC - you're not a dog, you're a horse's ass.)”
About: Open Salon: sweatshop in disguise?
December 20, 2008 01:40PM
“BRILLIANT! As always. (Uh, Caveat-Dawg (haha) perhaps you're the Canine King, and even though you use the word 'incendiary' correctly, I'll bet the Wan…”
About: Obama Chooses Ku Klux Clan as Inauguration Day Color Guard
1 2 3 Next → Last ⇒