At least enjoy one.
Have some coffee while you're wasting time reading this nonsense~~
I'm a capricorn. What's your sign?
Do your aminals love you?
Do they treat you with respect?
Here are a few hints of what they really think~~
Can't trust those damn repiglicans
"It's why they call me a sausage dog"
"My receptors are tingling"
"Ha ha, humans. They can't arrest US for this"
"You're just like my bf."
"She's mine, dude. Back off!"
I love being born again single,lol
For the ladies~~
For the guys~~
You know, sex isn't everything butt, this place would be empty without it.
I'm a golfer and, I CAN'T FUCKING WAIT TILL SPRING!!
The younger crowd doesn't know that we seniors used to text over the phone before they were even born.
We're smarter than the think.
This is what we used back in the day~~
Were other girls jealous of you ladies in school?
My neighbor has, er, had implants.
I hate 'em
She had to go in for a mammogram and, the hospital screwed up.
She's going to sue and hired a lawyer.
I guess she hired the right one as, he's dyslexic and
he studied for the bra exam and passed.
Aren't puns wonderful?
Planned parenthood has a new addition to teach prospective parents why they should wear condoms
There's a drug dealer in my neighborhood who sells a lot of pot.
His car broke down so he's had to improvise~~
I guess they even flirt and harass women on the streets in Afghanistan
Kent mad a very good post about internet anonymity.
I have to say that, for a couple of reasons, I agree with it.
I mean, there are some things you just don't want others to know
Well, since it's Valentin's day, I guess we either have someone or remember those from our pasts.
This was PBFH and me. Doesn't my face look great in this~~
PBFH is why I'm happily born again single.
Well, as we golfers and former hockey players say;
Keep your stick on the ice and your balls in the fairway.
And, for the girls,
Well, happy Valintine's day and,
flowers for the ladies
If I ever decide to post a serious blgo, watch out.lol