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XJS AND ME
Location
Wausau, Wisconsin, Yes, better than city
Birthday
January 18
Title
Hey, You
Company
keep my own with several personalities
Bio
My bio is degradable Official litter changer Don't give a damner Not subject or vulnerable to judgemental assholes. Happily born aqain single Gym rat Golf rat Fishing rat Just plain old rat

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FEBRUARY 13, 2011 7:28PM

It's Valentine's day. Have a heart on

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At least enjoy one.

Have some coffee while you're wasting time reading this nonsense~~
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XqIeKYRLhno&feature=related

I'm a capricorn. What's your sign?
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Do your aminals love you?
Do they treat you with respect?
Here are a few hints of what they really think~~

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Can't trust those damn repiglicans
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"It's why they call me a sausage dog" 
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"My receptors are tingling" 
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"Ha ha, humans. They can't arrest US for this" 
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Cannibalism?
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"You're just like my bf."
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"She's mine, dude. Back off!"
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CAPTION THIS~~
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AND THIS:
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I love being born again single,lol
MARRIAGE 

For the ladies~~
http://www.blogthings.com/whatshouldyounicknameyourboobsquiz/

For the guys~~
http://www.blogthings.com/penisnamegenerator/

You know, sex isn't everything butt, this place would be empty without it.

I'm a golfer and, I CAN'T FUCKING WAIT TILL SPRING!!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XENtZDyNAXY

The younger crowd doesn't know that we seniors used to text over the phone before they were even born.
We're smarter than the think.
This is what we used back in the day~~
TEXTER 

Were other girls jealous of you ladies in school?
JEALOUSY 

My neighbor has, er, had implants.
I hate 'em
She had to go in for a mammogram and, the hospital screwed up.
She's going to sue and hired a lawyer.
DRAINED 
I guess she hired the right one as, he's dyslexic and
he studied for the bra exam and passed.
Aren't puns wonderful?

Planned parenthood has a new addition to teach prospective parents why they should wear condoms
SIMULATOR 

There's a drug dealer in my neighborhood who sells a lot of pot.
His car broke down so he's had to improvise~~
POTBIKER 

I guess they even flirt and harass women on the streets in Afghanistan
looking good 

Kent mad a very good post about internet anonymity.
I have to say that, for a couple of reasons, I agree with it.
I mean, there are some things you just don't want others to know
INCHY 

Well, since it's Valentin's day, I guess we either have someone or remember those from our pasts.
This was PBFH and me. Doesn't my face look great in this~~
PBFH 
PBFH is why I'm happily born again single.

Well, as we golfers and former hockey players say;
Keep your stick on the ice and your balls in the fairway.
And, for the girls,
Don't
WRINGER 

Well, happy Valintine's day and,
flowers for the ladies
FRENCH HORN 

If I ever decide to post a serious blgo, watch out.lol

See ya

 

 

 

PBFH=PsychoBitchFromHell

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I seem to say this a lot but you are insane in a very good way but yep insane!
Thanks, Lunchdate.
I'm proud of my insanity.
In fact, all of my personalities are proud of us.
lordy mercy! and I mean....wait.....okay...I'm back.
PBFH, very good....seriously, thnaks for the always welcome laughs and for what it's worth, have a good Valentines day however you spend it.......sent with chocolate kisses.........
ahhh why does the animal stuff look like things I saw on Springer years ago?
rated with hugs
Bless your perverted heart, XJS. Happy Valentine's Day.

Lezlie
Tink has to see this!!! LMAO!

-R-
Uh...yeah.....I echo the words of everyone here. Should we be afraid?
Happy Valentine's Day:)
LOL! This is perfect for V Day! Man, I am having second thoughts on my scheduled mammogram this week...
The parenthood simulator can't get you there from here. Trust me.
One of the best parts of life is being able to make people laugh when they aren't looking at you.

There will be more.


TO: KS(is that Killer Sausage), I've been fortunate to be a blank shooter all my life.
Hilari@arSe - but what worries me is i spent more time looking at the mobile (cell) phone pic wondering why the dial goes the opposite way in the UK?

"Press send FRed(tm) and pass me one of those blue pills, yes Boy the rectangular ones."
You perv... hahahaha
Why do dogs do that to women? ... no wait... I don´t wanna know...
*Shaking*
Rated with love and respect and appreciation from Colombia
Smell the coffee yet?
The kettle is whistling