FEBRUARY 26, 2012 4:08AM

BREAKING UP IS HARD TO DO

I was trapped in a closet with my soon to be ex girlfriend.  Somehow, after our 10 minutes in Paradise, or maybe 90 seconds of silence, which was nice for a change, the door had become jammed.

"Open the door! I want out!" she yelled, giving that look at me she… Read full post »

FEBRUARY 10, 2012 6:27PM

HIT RECORD? WHO GIVES YOU THE HITS?

To Open and the Salon.

Who gave you the hit records of hits?

We the Spammers, as you call us, did!

We flooded your blogs with our numbers, our bots, increasing the hits into the millions and what thanks do we get?

Deleted!

And then joked about on here and in… Read full post »