I hate auction fundraisers! What do I want with a week in your ski chalet in the Pocono's? Or a quilt depicting historic monuments in Fargo? Booooring.
Now on Open Salon... I can think of five things, I'd be willing to bid on..
A Night Out and a box of tampons from "Jocelyn Teste Harde"
Lunch with Mom from "Tequilla and Donuts"
10 Fabulous Dying Trolls from "Steve Blevins"
Dinner and a Mad Man show with "I am Surly"
5 Days in Egypt with "Cartouche" (or whoever she is at the moment)
What would YOU want to bid on?