Thanksgiving is a day of reflection, appreciation for who we are as a country a people a nation. It is a day to remember who we are, where we came from, and where we are going.

Our country was born through a heartfelt desire for freedom. America is a… Read full post »

Employment opportunities (Humans only please) all others need not apply. I don’t know about you but I have just discovered that with all my responsibilities to friend’s ,family, and associates I am now in training to be a grocery store clerk.  I just went to get my lunch from th… Read full post »

Open letter to our “Dear Leader”
It has been more than 3 months since your handpicked commander submitted his recommendation to you for Afghanistan. I just wanted to help you along because it seems like you are having a difficult time making this decision. This is after all a bit harder… Read full post »

The Diet Confusion Revolution

By
Larry Levine

I eat Atkins for breakfast; Weight Watchers for lunch and the Mediterranean Diet for dinner. I have now put on sixty pounds.

Okay, I know that you aren’t supposed to do that, but you have to admit it is awfully confusing out there.

There are many diets… Read full post »

Conversation with a liberal: Hello there is a hurricane in the gulf. Liberal: Remember Katrina, hurricanes are the Bush administrations fault, arrrrg A Muslim shoots people at an army base.... Liberal: He must have been traumatized by a Republican as a child. It is an isolated incident just like 911… Read full post »

Obama: I will spare no resource to fight this war. More troops, no problem. More money, we will print it. We will do our absolute best to vanquish the enemy: Fox News.

Swine flu or H1N1 is running rampant (where are the vaccines?); the Afghanistan war is getting worse —… Read full post »

You may be a terrorist if ....

 You apply for a job flying airplanes with experience only in taking off.

Yell Allah Akhbar while you are shooting dozens of your fellow U.S. soldiers.

Attend and pray in the same mosque as the 911 hijackers.

As a kid… Read full post »

I am taking a break this weekend from the typical politics. So I am stipulating the following.

Obama Sucks

Democrats Suck

Republicans Suck

Independants Suck (independantly)

Sara Palin Sucks

Iran really Sucks

North Korea Sucks

Stupid People Suck  even though they dont' know it.

Everybody Sucks… Read full post »

It has been now a year since I have vehemently opposed Barack Obama now President Obama. Last fall the world started to fall apart the election was hot and heavy. McCain actually had pulled into the lead after nominating Sara Palin as his running mate. A lot has happened… Read full post »