yourmomsfunny

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Location

New York,

Birthday

March 07

Bio

Profile: NK is a little old white lady, who still lives…She has several moles and growths on her body (“It’s nothing,” according to her dermatologist, Dr. “I don’t remember seeing you in my med. School class” Dickhead). Interesting Fact: If Dr. Drew and Rachel Maddow had a baby, it would look like NK Hobbies: sitting on the couch, sitting on the dining room chair, sitting on that other chair Family: She has several sisters (Ms. Smartypants, Ms. Bossypants, Ms. “Look Ma, No Pants!”) and a brother (Mr. Underpants). She has a mother “in heaven” and a father “in New Jersey”. Work History: She never worked for 35 years but somehow has managed to benefit from the NYS Pension System. Staff and clients disliked her equally, so much so that she was thrown (out on her ass) a huge party when she left her “job”. She is looking forward to traveling and seeing the world, despite the fact that she is agoraphobic and refuses to leave her house.