I was at a brunch with bunch of gay guys. You know! One of those brunch either mimosa or bloody mary was unlimited. Well! My friends and I were taking complete advantage of the situation. Suddenly! My cell phone rang. I look at the number! GOD! It was MOM! How inappropriate this was? She was calling in the middle of my FUN!

"Hello Mother! Couldn't you sleep? What time is it over there? Midnight?"
"No! I couldn't sleep! I was wondering if you are fasting. Do you know!!! It is Ramadan!"
I chocked on...

I said " Yes! Yes!" while I was gulping down delicious mimosa!
"Good! Good! Don't you eat pork!! OK?"
I chocked on again...
I responded " NO! NO! Well I gotta go! I'm at work!" while I was stuffing a piece canadian bacon in my mouth.
"But!? It is Sunday!!"
"I love you too! Call you tomorrow!" I hung up!

As you know  recently the biggest subject is "Freedom of religion!"
Well! I believe in that too. Everyone can believe and practice any religion as long as they don't step on my new gucci shoes.
If you step onto those, I will bark!!! Gggrr!

Are you asking me about Mosque near to Ground Zero?
I will say "You are stepping onto my new gucci shoes!!"

Just leave it here!
I gotta go! I have a life to run and bottles of grey goose to finish!