I have been a very good boy this year. I did a lot of nice things. I attended so many charity parties & paid so much money all those tickets which helped raise a lots of money for none profit organizations. I think this year I deserved to get all… Read full post »

Z LOVES LOVES diesel dykes! They are so entertaining!! OH GOD! Diesel Dykes are so much fun to hang out with.Here are Z's reasons to love them to death! :):):)

Unlike everyone thinks, I was not born smart ass! After 30 something years living in this world I learned a lot. Sometimes in a hard way! Sometimes in an easy way! So far my life had up & downs. No matter what life was FUN & will keep being FUN for… Read full post »

Everyone deserves to love and be loved even sex addicts. What if a sex addict finds his love and tries make a relationship with that person. He writes a letter to his prospective lover. Let's read it! LOL
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Dear Hottie with sexy nipples
Our eyes met during last night's orgy. I… Read full post »

Well! Couple weeks ago my boyfriend told me I gained weight and my love handles were prominent! I snapped! OMG! OMG! How could it be? Am I becoming a bear? Damn! I ate all winter along!!! Speedo time was at the corner!!!! Panic! Panic! I decided going on a 5 days/… Read full post »

When I saw the sign in the elevator of my building which has been posted by my condo board. Sign was saying.... "Dear Residents ,The growing pile of clothing and other items on the laundry room table will be thrown away in 3 days. Please any items that belong to you… Read full post »

Well Well! Mormons cannot touch their weennie! Apparently their mothers raised them " If you touch your nookie , there is NO cookie". Masturbation is NOT allowed for Mormon boys (Screweedd!!!! ) How they overcome the urge???!!! Here are 10 hilarious ways of overcoming of horny feelings! ( or not comi… Read full post »

Well! Well! After Ex Governor Spitzer sex scandal everyone has been talking about Hookers . Obviously in 5 years prostitution will be legal. What next then?!! Heyooo! Hustlers & Whores will be working legally. They will pay tax and each sexual intercourse will be regulated. Even they will have th… Read full post »

When Z & Brian the bf heard Brian the bf’s grandmother died, they were very upset and also relieved. She was 95 years old & suffering a lot last couple of years. Z & Brian the bf took the plane & got to Tampa. After ½ hour car ride they were… Read full post »

Saturday morning  my friend Hornyista called “ Z !!! I have not gotten laid since three days! I feel so unattractive & horny! We should do something about it. I said “ We?!!!” Hornyista responded “ Don’t be cunt! I need help! You are one of my best friends. I th… Read full post »

Despite of drinking gallons of prune juice, popping up hundreds fiber pills I had 4 days straight & solid constipation. I decided I could use some fleet enema. I ran to CVS and bought twin pack. They seemed to me like Abercrombie twins very handsome. Frankly I had used fleet enema… Read full post »

I'm so upset that Prop 8 won. I cannot even talk or breath. All my muscles are aching! I feel the pain in my deep down hearth! It is so sad that this country cannot treat people equally. I was very hopeful stupid prop 8 would fail miserably. On the contrary… Read full post »

Sunday afternoon, I decided to go to SOHO for a quick shopping. I needed to be home like 5 ish to get ready Eric’s late afternoon birthday drinks at Therapy. Frankly I was very slow because I was recovering severe hangover. Literally I peed vodka in the morning. SWEAR TO GOD!… Read full post »

Today is "Write to marry day!". All LGTB bloggers are writing a posting about "NO ON PROP 8". Of course Z supports this action strongly. As Z said earlier posting, it is not only about gay marriage, it is more about equal rights. We do deserve to get married as… Read full post »

Yes!!! Our love is the same as the others! Voting for prob 8 is coming up. We must unite even if we don't live in California. Our Californian friends have been putting amazing effort to win. Posters look AMAZING. Well! Let the gay people create posters, they turn out great art… Read full post »

 Lately economy sucks!! Constantly absurd things have been happening. Economy has been so bad even Mexicans stopped moving to USA. GEE! Immigration problem is solved! Stock market is like taking drugs! One day it gets high! The other day it gets in withdrawn. Since economy is in a shithol… Read full post »

 After vodka-soaking nite at Chelsea hotel waking up was painful for Z. As soon as black coffee kicked in Z called one of his best friends to give last night’s gossips. Since Z’s friend didn’t want his name to be mentioned on the blog. We will use his nickname here. Z… Read full post »

I have been having full-blown constipation since three days. I did everything I could to shit. NADA! Nothing came out from delicate hole. I’m not kidding! It is very annoying. All I have been thinking how to poop. I cannot think anything else. I feel extremely bloated. Picture it! I go… Read full post »

It was Z’s first time in Provincetown. Z loved that little town! One morning Z’s boyfriend wanted him to see gay beach as well. Z said “OK! Why not! How are we gonna get there? Honey!” Bf said “Well! First we need to ride bikes for 10 minutes & then we… Read full post »

It was another Sunday morning in gay-town Fire Island. It started pretty much the same of the other Sundays there. All housemates in Z’s summer share house woke up one by one closer to noon. As usual all of them were experiencing severe hangovers. Everyone was mute & frowning. What was… Read full post »

Hey! What’s up baby!
I heard you have been having shitty health problems.
Great! What happened? Bad Chinese food or spoiled moose burger? Diarrhea huh? Sucks!
Yo! Yo! How many times I told you could ruin your health with all those booze, hookers & crack! Look what you did babe! You are… Read full post »

ELECTION! ELECTION! Campaigns are going on very strongly. Whole thing is eye-rollingly boring. Everyone is talking about nonsense instead of talking about important issues of this country. Well! Why not to have fun with this entire drama! I picked 10 hottest trends of this election! He/…

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Carmelita! Are you f*cking out of mind??! Please have a happy period next month, because you just ruined my hair! How did you do this to me? You have been my hairdresser for years. You simply fucked my hair up! OK! I understand you are PMSing , but you don’t need… Read full post »

When I heard McCain’s veep choice I don’t know you but I was like “I will be damned!!”. McCain picked a barely known, hardly mentioned, up-do ponytail hair woman. So far according to critics she is gutsy, risky choice, but she seems a great deal. Who knows! It remains/… Read full post »

I did shopping all day in SOHO. It was time to go home and have a glass of cosmopolitan. I took the subway from Spring street stop. I sat down on one of the bench. Damn! I was feeling exhausted. I saw my image in the window of subway. I looked… Read full post »