We need to figure out Afghanisthan quickly and get out of Iraq because the people who are fit enough to fight are scarce. It is becoming very difficult to find men and women who qualify to join the armed forces. Part of me wants to cheer. Finally a way to world peace. Become too fat to fight.
In the movie Wallee it was so interesting to see the people confined to little wheeled carts because they were too fat to walk. At the end of the movie they all got out of the space ship and you could believe they were going to get out of their carts and work in the garden to make a new life.
Maybe if we get too drunk, too fat and too addicted to cyberspace we will all just sit around and be peaceful. Let's just all lay back and smoke marijuana, get the munchies and be too fat to fight.
I am too fat to fight. I like to lay around and make love. I like to watch tv and explore on my computer. I dont have to walk or even talk. I can veg out in one place and pretend that I am on an adventure. I can pretend that I have friends and causes that need me.
Let's get the Taliban on the internet. They can fight in the cyber games and get their jollies killing imaginary Westerners. We can imagine that they are the Orgs in the Battle of the Galactica and demolish them everyday without really ending a life. Too fat to fight might be a good thing to instill into the Taliban. Relax and play this video game.