


Cap'n Parrotdead may be interested to know that you can also find out which Jimmy Buffett song you are. (We Are The People Our Parents Warned Us About, in case you're wondering). Other things you can learn: How many kids you should have and even what you should name your son should one of those 10 kids be a boy. How 'hood' you are, how asian you are, how good you are in bed, really. How annoying you are. My personal favorite: How will you lose your virginity if you haven't already. Name a movie - you can find out which character you are. Are you gay? How gay are you? Do you have a mental disorder? Which one?

Okay, you get the picture. If you want to know anything at all about yourself, just get on Facebook and take one of their silly little quizzes and all your questions will be answered, and with the bonus of killing that pesky time we all have so much of!

Well, I don't care what you or anyone else says! I WAS Marilyn Monroe in my previous life which is why I am also the perfect kisser!



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I'll speak to Joltin'Joe on my next channeling gathering, Mr. Mustard.
:S Sorry Trig!