Zashin

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January 08
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When I have a terrible need of - shall I say the word - religion. Then I go out and paint the stars. ~Vincent Van Gogh

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JUNE 15, 2009 1:45AM

I Was Marilyn Monroe In My Past Life

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Marilyn1
I know this because a Facebook quiz told me so.  Never mind that she died seven months almost to the day AFTER I was born!  Blonde, beautiful and sexy....  yup, that's me all over!  hee hee

 

Marilyn3
 
It's amazing what you can learn about yourself on Facebook if you ever feel the need to seriously waste some time.  For instance, I now know that I am the perfect kisser.  I quote:  "You are the perfect kisser. The kisser of all time. You know when to kiss, and you kiss at the right moment. You put your feelings into every connection of the lips, and that, is what everybody wants....Where did you learn?"  This is good to know, because I really had no clue as, sadly, (and a little embarassing to admit) kissing has not been a prominent part of my life for sometime now.  I do hope to put this new knowledge to good use however.  Ever the optimist.  

 

Marilyn4

 

Cap'n Parrotdead may be interested to know that you can also find out which Jimmy Buffett song you are.  (We Are The People Our Parents Warned Us About, in case you're wondering).   Other things you can learn: How many kids you should have and even what you should name your son should one of those 10 kids be a boy.  How 'hood' you are, how asian you are, how good you are in bed, really. How annoying you are. My personal favorite:  How will you lose your virginity if you haven't already.  Name a movie - you can find out which character you are.  Are you gay?  How gay are you?  Do you have a mental disorder?  Which one?

 

Marilyn5

 

Okay, you get the picture. If you want to know anything at all about yourself, just get on Facebook and take one of their silly little quizzes and all your questions will be answered, and with the bonus of killing that pesky time we all have so much of!  

 

Marilyn2

 

Well, I don't care what you or anyone else says!  I WAS Marilyn Monroe in my previous life which is why I am also the perfect kisser!

 

MarilynPlayboy
 
 

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See, I have proof I was Marilyn, just look at my profile pic! hehe
i can see the resemblance.
If you wouldn't mind, can you channel Joe Dimaggio and ask him for an autographed baseball? ; )
facebook...ugh!
Thanks Cap'n!

I'll speak to Joltin'Joe on my next channeling gathering, Mr. Mustard.

:S Sorry Trig!