"Have you heard the one about the Southern politician who wants to arrest women for dildo possession?

Unfortunately, it's not a joke, so there's no punchline. There's a real live attorney general in Alabama who actually wants to enforce the sex toy ban enacted by the fundamentalist-dominated state legislature a few years ago. Troy King is serious about this -- he will bust your ass for a vibrator."

These are the opening paragraphs from an article titled "Alabama Attorney General's War On Sex Toys"

There's more southern oddities such as it is illegal for even a married couple to have oral sex in Mississippi, however, this Troy King of Alabama is such a dildo himself that even the Alabama District Attorneys Association sees him as a "thin skinned, vindictive and spiteful little man and a 'hateful punk.' "

 Cartoon by JD Crowe

I can't help wondering what he's hiding as people such as Troy King often have the biggest, um, skelton's of all to hide.  His vindictiveness is apparently well known.  Perhaps he purchased a green ribbed vibrator that just didn't do the job for him or couldn't find a ring, sleeve or pump small enough to fit, so now he vows vengence on all sex toy purchasers whose enjoyment of said toys taunts him.  Someone should have told him about the Eroscillator, (see Athena's blog here),then Alabamians could play with their sex toys openly as they were meant to be played with!  hee hee