“Today I am very proud of myself,” says the ludicrous combover king. This on the day he would be better hiding behind the rock he crawled out from under.
Oh, and not only does he take credit for the President’s posting of his original birth certificate on the White House website, but he vows to check it out for authenticity—this with a proud posture and a straight face!
Okay. You’re getting the idea that I am not a Donald Trump fan. You would be correct. This man, this clown, this commander of the ridiculous, is crediting himself with causing the President of the United States of America to do something no duly-elected POTUS should ever be asked to do—to prove his native citizenship.
And then, the honorable Mr. Trump vowed to “look at it” and make sure “this is real.” Really. Doesn’t that make us all feel safer?
Sorry righties, but this pre-election season is exposing the lunatic fringe in our great society. And, if you are seeking a new leader, The Donald may just be your man. Among his juicer pronouncements is this boast, made in an exclusive “Good Morning America” interview aboard his private plane, about why he would be a good president: "That's one of the nice things. I mean, part of the beauty of me is that I'm very rich. So if I need $600 million, I can put in $600 million myself. That's a huge advantage. I must tell you, that's a huge advantage over the other candidates."
Good. Let’s elect him. Not only will he solve all our financial problems, but we all know he’ll make sure all Americans are truly native-born and carry their original birth certificates along with their driver’s licenses.
And don’t even get me started on his relationship with “the blacks.”
I’m going to stop now and go check my blood pressure.