Does anyone remember the little kid at the table who anxiously watched as the bigger people passed the serving platters, taking more and more food and leaving less and less?

It was obvious that the food could all be gone by the time that the last person gets theirs.

We have… Read full post »

A Pirate Wimmin

Good morning students! Now, as you are moderates, we will dispense with the diagnostic exam that the Leftist Math Academy is  forced to take. The Lefties who actually showed up yesterday were so high that they could not even find the test, let alone take it!

Those Lefties… Read full post »

Students, we know that leftists and liberals are all related to psychologists and that they have huge math issues, so let's get right to work today!

First, we will have a brief test to measure your current levels of proficiency. Then we will have a lesson in… Read full post »

Barney Frank

I am sad to hear that Barney Frank is retiring from his post in the U.S. House of Representatives. He has been a hero of mine ever since he was referred to as "Barney Fag" and he came out swingin' like a… Read full post »

Corporate personhood was sold to the American public as a great advancement for capitalism. The poor, weak corporations could be sued, but they could not defend themselves as people could do. Since the late 1800s, the movement has given the corporation the same free speech rights as a human being who… Read full post »

This slag, with a name that is not worth the electrons, is the face of White Power and leadership in America.

I went to a grammar school where the word "nigger" was not even capitalized. This word was a fact of life every day and it came out… Read full post »

 TSA Swipe Search and Michelle Bachmann

I'm back and I am interviewing only the most celebrated celebrities. These are the folk who keep our minds wondering why they are famous or why they are celebrities.

Come on, you know why. They are hot, stupid, viral, po… Read full post »

Yee hah! Here we go with one more set of predictions for the coming year.

The year of 2012 will have surprises galore, including technological marvels, astonishing right wing Tea Party stupidity, and corruption like we never knew!

Let's go....

January

Someone will get a new HTC… Read full post »

 The central theme of "Ozymandias" is the inevitable complete decline of all leaders, and of the empires they build, however mighty in  their own time.

---Wikipedia

The central theme of Ozymandias Jones II is the inevitable rise of underground kingdoms as governments lead their nations… Read full post »

Someone is griping over at Facebook that, because it is Saturday, people can put up filth and abuse. Well, you know me. I can't resist putting up some filth and abuse! 

Here we go!

Do you see this filth? IT has the word "NUT"… Read full post »

 THE OS OCCUPATION MARCH!

 Yes we march today! We march all over to each other's posts and apply supportive, literate, appropriate and helpful critiques and comments!

Take that, OS! Take that! We protest free of cost and bad of conditions. Our boodies hurt from sitting while w… Read full post »

Moved to WordPress. OS is a waste of my time.

Someone else will rip off this topic and get an EP and that won't be the first time it's happened. Read full post »

I just spent the computer bill

On some rock lobster tails and filets of mignon 

Do I care? No, not one bit.

A feast of thanks is a feast of thanks.

Not a sandwich cold and nasty. 

My neighbor gave me a cake.

I gave… Read full post »

I heard this last night.

FOX News and Bill O'Reilly have declared the Occupy Wall Street movement to be dead, dead, dead. 

Old Broke Dick John Bailey is  more alive than the Occupy Wall Street movement and he was buried a hundred years ago. Yup, he's six feet under… Read full post »

Wahh, Mahhh.

I am sick, I am dealing with illness beyond my usual illness. 

I have some hybrid of allergy/cold/flu. I know that I caught this from dancing with all those mouth breathers at the V day party.

Something got me after years of not having any of this mess.… Read full post »

I keep getting asked if I was sexually traumatized in the military. Hell yes, I was sexually traumatized in the military. I don't tell anyone about it, though.  

One time, I was at a banquet for some big ticket inspectors of my big ticket operation. I had taken on a… Read full post »

Veterans Day Speech

WW I  ended on November 11, 1918.

President Wilson Proclaimed that November 11, 1919 would be Armistice day. 

On may 13, 1938, Congress made 11 November a national holiday and later changed the title to Veterans day.… Read full post »

I was talking to this guy. He's a crazy vet who runs around with his little briefcase with his "evidence" from the cold war. He's trying to get his claim through from somewhere in the 1980's. 

Why did I bring up "Infrastructure"? Why? What's wrong with me?

For the next ten… Read full post »

My brain is all a gibberish from writing all morning...since 5 am. Insomnia is a bitch, but we get leftover War Won Ton soup and afternoon naps with old monster movies playing.

I have disparate and loose thoughts that drive me up a tree, so I will corral them here, where… Read full post »