It's writing crunch time again, so I will be in and out for the next few days.
I've been working on this, Zuma's First Annual Bad Costume Pit of Hellishly Bad Taste, bit by bit. As a result, here are some of the sickest and the worst Halloween costumes from times past.
If you are any of these people, well shame on you!
Look fast, because photobucket has a history of killing photos, once the Glenn-Beckinese photo cops flag the more racy ones.
We are the world..
We wear the children...
We are the ones who should never outside our homes..
Be livin'
Vinnie came out of the closet
Just before he was whacked
Just when he finally had breastesses...
Big Pussy did attack!
He sang for the opera
He was a Tenor
He sang "Oh Hole Mio"
But couldn't eat his dinner!
She was so excited She was giddy with joy
That losing 300 pounds
Let her fit into a Spiderman Costume for Halloween
and...well..hell..
The next time that your Mother In Law
Says you've a "bun in the oven"
Impose your face on this photo
And send it straightover to her coven!
I think that I shall never eat
Another bit of lobster
But if this is not the cutest thing
Then we're all just in hot water!
If you see a little notice
That this photo is not here
Then truth and justice was sure done
And you won't snort your beer!









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Comments
& I want to see that last one in person
Tiger: too true. TV is getting racier than OS.
Chuck: It is disturbing.
Skeletnwmn: That little lobster is one of the little sleep monsters who grog out anywhere, anytime.
Phaedo: Those cabbage patch dolls weighed a ton, anyway. Sheesh, what we do for art on Halloween.
Um, do you think he could pick up a peanut with that thing?
:-( I thought I looked good in my Spidey outfit!! :(
~grin~
R~
Theo: Lvoe!
Owl: What's your costume this year? An owl would be sooooo cute, and we'd need to have pics of that.
Tinkertink: Erp..as long as you'd had fun! And didn't eat too much. Even spandex has it's bad days.
Scanner: Let's go over to Tinkertinks! And help him this year!
Michael: In California, that happened 30 years ago...at the hookers ball!
Onecorgi: I think that they both got their share that night!
Rated
Monsieur: Oh, those babies had better not get hungry!
John: Good.