zumalicious

zumalicious
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sacramento, California, USA
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June 29
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Pirate woman, pole dancer, malebean
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Bupkis, International
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Ex-Google Ad Mogul. Ex-Air Force Officer. Cal grad. Sick as a dog. Artist, writer and composer. I have a RicTresa Banner. A RICK TRESA BANNER! THE COIN LIGHTS UP!!!

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OCTOBER 21, 2009 10:44PM

I'm Almost, But Not Quite, Ashamed: Worst Costumes!

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It's writing crunch time again, so I will be in and out for the next few days.

I've been working on this, Zuma's First Annual Bad Costume Pit of Hellishly Bad Taste, bit by bit.  As a result, here are some of the sickest and the worst Halloween costumes from times past.

 If you are any of these people, well shame on you!

Look fast, because photobucket has a history of killing photos, once the Glenn-Beckinese photo cops flag the more racy ones.

 

 

We are the world..

We wear the children...

We are the ones who should never outside our homes..

Be livin'

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Vinnie came out of the closet

Just before he was whacked

Just when he finally had breastesses...

Big Pussy did attack!

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He sang for the opera

He was a Tenor

He sang "Oh Hole Mio"

But couldn't eat his dinner!

 

 

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She was so excited She was giddy with joy

That losing 300 pounds

Let her fit into a Spiderman Costume for Halloween

and...well..hell..

 

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The next time that your Mother In Law

Says you've a "bun in the oven"

Impose your face on this photo

And send it straightover to her coven!

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I think that I shall never eat

Another bit of lobster

But if this is not the cutest thing

Then we're all just in hot water!

baby costume lobster

 

If you see a little notice

That this photo is not here

Then truth and justice was sure done

And you won't snort your beer!

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Laugh, cute! :D
& I want to see that last one in person
Two questions; 1. they aren't really going to boil that adorable baby are they? 2. Are those PUPPIES on that woman's breatessesses?
So glad I caught this in its entirety!! Not offensive at all -- paticularly when compared with what comes out of say most polticians mouths on a daily basis! Or the lying and cheating portrayed in your averag sitcom. Gotta love the lobster!
How will I ever again enjoy lobster after seeing that poor kid in a pot. ~R~
Oh thank you Zuma! Those are sick and funny and that last one is adorable! Think what that little kid looked like later in the night with his head bobbing over the edge of that pot.
Naneh: Yeah, and not just one...two! Hy wants both puppies.

Tiger: too true. TV is getting racier than OS.

Chuck: It is disturbing.

Skeletnwmn: That little lobster is one of the little sleep monsters who grog out anywhere, anytime.

Phaedo: Those cabbage patch dolls weighed a ton, anyway. Sheesh, what we do for art on Halloween.
Rated for that last photo.

Um, do you think he could pick up a peanut with that thing?
HA! The pictures were great!
oh my lord, zuma zee!! you've outdone yourself with these. i dont' know which one is my favorite even. love love lvoe and gratitude
"If you are any of these people, well shame on you!"

:-( I thought I looked good in my Spidey outfit!! :(

~grin~
These were the greatest costumes I've ever seen, especially the people wearing them. Great Poems too!! The fat Spiderman is just, well, just, well...,
R~
The adults have finally taken over Halloween. It's official! Very funny, Z!
These were hilarious, Z! I will co-sign with Julie too....the last one is one I'd love to see in person! HA!
Traveller1: Can you believe that people went OUT in those?

Theo: Lvoe!

Owl: What's your costume this year? An owl would be sooooo cute, and we'd need to have pics of that.

Tinkertink: Erp..as long as you'd had fun! And didn't eat too much. Even spandex has it's bad days.

Scanner: Let's go over to Tinkertinks! And help him this year!

Michael: In California, that happened 30 years ago...at the hookers ball!

Onecorgi: I think that they both got their share that night!
That babydoll costume has got to be the freakiest thing I have ever seen! Great selection: I love Halloween!
Well they worked. I'm horrified.
That elephant trunk looks rather small. Did Trig P. pose for it?
Rated
Dammit, Trudge! Now he's going to come over here and pee on my post.

Monsieur: Oh, those babies had better not get hungry!

John: Good.
Body art is excellent, commentary great, exquisite for sure. Poor kid!.......rated o/e
That baby is much loved, but quite pissed, indeed. Oh, lord, the body paint. I could show you some gosh awful body paint, but couldn't do it again this year.