zumalicious

zumalicious
Location
sacramento, California, USA
Birthday
June 29
Title
Pirate woman, pole dancer, malebean
Company
Bupkis, International
Bio
Ex-Google Ad Mogul. Ex-Air Force Officer. Cal grad. Sick as a dog. Artist, writer and composer. I have a RicTresa Banner. A RICK TRESA BANNER! THE COIN LIGHTS UP!!!

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OCTOBER 23, 2009 12:41AM

Men: Your Hair...Your Haunting Haloween Hair

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This  flossy bit of manitude will wow the women, even when the shotgun wont!

 

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And how is this for the ultimate in mullety goodness?

 

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A manly man could wear this to dazzle the fish next Spring, and spring they will...right into the boat!


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What artistry! Think of the alcohol that went into this work of art...not to mention why he's on the toilet.
 

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Noooooooooo, Sean, Noooooooo!

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Noooooooo!

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 Now this little fellow will steal a bitches heart!

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And THIS is what you get for wasting a fine evening looking at me post!

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That Trump, he so funny. Spector just scares me. ~R~
Gawd, I've neer seen Trump look so...natural. ROTFLMAO...too funny girl!
LOL - you do know how to scare a body, Zuma!
i don't care about those other guys, but you may have ruined sean connery for me forever. do you think some of that body hair was fake, too? please say yes.
Those wigs of Spector's are as crazy as he is. Great pictorial, Z.

A Barking "Pick Of The Litter!"
ZUMA!!! that last pic has all of the hair on my body standing up straight- holy crap that should come with a warning tag
Femme, I actually kinda think the fur looks manlymanish, it's that outfit that needs to be shaved
What was Sean thinking???!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!
"What are these ....so withered and wild in their attire...that look not like the inhabitants of the earth and yet ....are on it?.............." Think the bard saw these in his time?
Please do not show these pictures to children! The evolutionary idea may become a much harder sell. Phil is disgusting. o/e
Sweet jebus! Please say that's really not Sean Connery.
Bwahahahaha! Got a big kick out of that one! You want me to send you a pic of my comb over?
As one who sports a modified Einstein, I'm in full sypathy with these guys.
I want to see Blagoyavitch's forehead. Can you arrrange that?
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Sean Connery looks like a porno star. What movie was this from?
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Is Sean Connery photo-shopped? Cuz, REALLY. Oh My God.
No on the mullet! And now, forever, thanks to you, I'm going to have Sean Connery chasing me around it that outfit. It wouldn't be so bad if I was gay...but I'm not so thanks for scaring the heck out of me!
Rated.
Thanks, all for stopping by.
Just keep the wigs out of your eyes!
ROF! Omg Sean is shocking! The Don...no...cannot look at him.. Too funny! Thanks for the gigglesnort!
gigglesnort? I am stealing that.
Spector is like a lot of men -- as they get older they start looking like their mothers.
The mullet guy reminds me of a really butch Vivian Leigh.
The braided thing looks like a Bo Derek wannabe gone awry.
Is that checkerboard Sheldon's chest?
Sean? we hardly knew ye! Shades of Rock Hudson?
That next guy just needs to be shaved (probably needs a flea treatment first)
That pup looks like a guy in my building.
Trump probably thought he looked sexy and hired a guy with a fan to make sure his hair was waving.
Happy Halloween yourself. I never did like clowns.

Zuma, you're the best.
Skeletonwmn: Did I really write "mullety goodness?" Oh shit...