zumalicious

zumalicious
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sacramento, California, USA
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June 29
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Pirate woman, pole dancer, malebean
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Bupkis, International
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Ex-Google Ad Mogul. Ex-Air Force Officer. Cal grad. Sick as a dog. Artist, writer and composer. I have a RicTresa Banner. A RICK TRESA BANNER! THE COIN LIGHTS UP!!!

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OCTOBER 27, 2009 11:47AM

Ha!

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Ha!  I've had this monitor, which went with my useless MAC, sitting up and taking space for years. Years!  I couldn't get rid of it.  So it sat there, hulking, stubborn and bulky.

It was squatting there, gloating, as I carefully dusted the useless creature. Then, it dawned on me that I have endless Netflix movies on line.  

 "Hmmmm", I thought...why can't I make output to the monitor, which has a somewhat larger screen and can show a movie, at least? So I had to nudge around at the help center for a few minutes to find this:

 At this link,

I found a complete solution to the problem, using my VGA cable from the monitor! Dummy me! It was there all along, and the cursor works, too! Yee hah!

I found some other methods of getting output from computer to televisions and larger monitors.  Here they are, for your complete frustration and viewing pleasure.


 

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 BIG, STINKING DEAL!!!!

 

 So what do I end up with? A big, smug, hulking monster that has the same size screen as my laptop and which still require my laptop to be running in order to operate. Yarrrghh.  I'm selling it!!!

 Today!!!!

Moving on. Next, there is that s-video cable thingie  that will connect to my huge, hulking TV to the MAC. 

But the MAC needs a parts and an OS upgrade, to "Wildebeest" or "Love Monkey".  I don't know what animal that Mac OS is up to now.

It's all beyond me. I like my computer like my men: In good working order, fully loaded and always turned on.  Yeee!

 

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"I like my computer like my men: In good working order, fully loaded and always turned on. Yeee!"

Exactly. And this is why it is better to just get a new one than to try to fix the old one.

I've been thinking about connecting my laptop to the TV. But it looks like work. Maybe if I can get Sven the wonder Geek over here with the hot bod, I can get motivated.
"In good working order, fully loaded and always turned on."

You're a riot Zuma!
And though it would be seriously cool to hook my 'puter to my TV, I've not yet figured out how to do it, despite that the idiot box has every kind of jack on it that you can think of. A USB might work but I can't find one that long; do they make 20 ft USBs?
Mac OS Love Monkey = priceless!
My last computer was so old and broken down and full of viruses! Like old husbands, sometimes you just have to go looking for something younger, more powerful and flashy!
I'm getting a TV card for my computer -- I have a really FINE monitor that has a much better picture that my old tv (which is now in the garage). Probably will only be able to watch the PBS channel, but that's about all I would watch anyway (since I don't have cable tv anymore).

Chuckling at the Wildebeest
You are very brave.
Good Luck with all that!
JK: I loooove my new one. It's a Dell, and it's just fine. The MAC was a former lover. I'm a PC now, unless I win the lottery, because that's what it takes to have a MAC.

Naneh: The easiest is either the 7 pin or the 4 pin s-video.

Coyote: It might be "Muskrat" by now.

65: I got it. I'm very happy with the Dell.

Skeletnwmn: there are so many free movies and shows on line that you won't need cable.

spotted: It might have been the allergy pill...loop de doo!
Hey, my first computer was a 1984 Epson (wouldn't run without a floppy systems disk) , which I just sold to the Smithsonian.
R
@ john ... "wouldn't run without a floppy systems disk"

And this is where the men and old computer analogy droops.
John: Mine was a Timex Sinclair 1000. No kidding. I could program a flying bird on that piece of....

JK: Oooho.. *snort*
What JK Brady said.I suspect however, there are probably only 67 of these perfect models made every year....
I have one of those monster monitors and I couldn't even give it away at a yard sale. I have so much crap hooked up the the back of my TV it just seems like more than I could stand to try to figure another connection to go through this and hook up to that. It looks like spaghettios back there. I hooked it all up myself, but I think most of that was just luck. Have fun, Zuma!
I like my OS Love Monkey operating system. Oh, I do.... ~R~
Lord, the trouble our computers/monitors/printers/scanners cause - just not enough time in the day/week/month/year/life.
Funny shyte zuma! Most of the kats I know are either wired or wireless... I'll leave that to your imagination...RRR
I can barely use this PC, I'm not even going to try to hook up more wires.
R~
You are braver, and obviously more competent that I am.
I have all sorts of connectors and connections. The trouble is that none of them seem to match.

Oh the joys of stand alone equipment.
You're hilarious, Zuma. That's why we love you!
Michael, my wires won't go behind anything because they have clunky neotodes attached to them! I hate them, but I hate wireless more.

Chuck: You are mad crazy. I have OS ten point ZERO. ZERO! I think it was Wombat.

OWL: I was fine until I started dinking around, and I loves me Dell.

Patrick; It is beyond me wildest nightmares, ever since a DOE spook told me about reading people's wireless emanations...

Scanner: Leave it alone! Don't touch anything! My laptop hasn't moved in two years. I mean it.

Walter: Oh hell to the no. I still have to get some stuff moved. Outta here.

Spin doctor: It's all hoodoo magic.

Gwendolyn: You made my day. I love you all, too!
rof! "Wildebeest" TY!
If they'd pay me, I'd name those suckers, allright.