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FEBRUARY 3, 2010 3:48PM

Taylor Swift Cannot Sing: Free Kanye!

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Taylor Swift may be the idol for a quantity of immature and underaged White kids, but she has no business winning awards for her completely incompetent performances.

The Jonas Bros did a better Grammy performance than that girl. Tiny Tim, Weird Al Yankovich and William Shatner deserve more Grammys than Taylor Swift.

After two years with a vocal coach, the girl has no breath control, no pitch, appears to be faking with that stupid guitar, and has a terrible vocal quality.

The Grammy Corporation must have decided that it was an individual in order to cast one HUGE vote in order to keep her miserable career as a fake musician going and the money flowing.

That girl sings like a buzzard on crack.

The girl sounds like she should be singing in a ship's lounge: a tramp steamer on the way to Kowloon with a shipment of recalled Toyotas.

It is a great disrespect to the truly gifted and hard working musicians, (Carrie Underwood) who know how to make some doggone music.

Thanks for letting me rant.  Here's a challenge: Complete the sentence:

 Taylor's Grammy performance was...

 

taylor swift

Taylor Swift

 

 

taylor swift's singing

 Taylor Swift Singing

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And apparently they conspired to put her onstage with Stevie Nicks to give her legitimacy.

Completely failed - Stevie sang her off the stage. Embarrassing. On her worst cracked-out day, Stevie could out-sing Taylor.

It was nearly as bad as the time (last year, I think) that they put Joss Stone onstage with a fresh-out-of-chemo Melissa Etheridge - who proceeded to sing Joss into the ground, like she was singing for her life. And I LIKE Joss Stone.

Maybe there was a reason Kanye snapped.
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Having seen the JoBro's and TS both several times, I can tell you that "I" think that the JoBro's put on a far superior show ... but 9 out of 10 little white girls preferred Taylor. What can I say, she has a song for every one of their little broken hearts.

I have yet to understand why they have her sing on these award shows. She always comes across terribly. BUT - I'll still take her over 85% of the others - flat, off key, wrong lyrics, I don't care - she made my kid want to write. Good enough for me.
zuma - there's something wrong with your ratey thingy ...

so - RATED - because this post is the reason for the teardrops on my guitar.
Taylor's Grammy performance was...I'm not sure, 'cause I missed the Grammys:(

I do know this though; if Xenon says it was bad, it was bad.

"Tiny Tim, Weird Al Yankovich and William Shatner deserve more Grammys than Taylor Swift...That girl sings like a buzzard on crack."

Don't hold back, go on and say how you feel! :P

FREE KANYE!!!!!!
"Buzzard On Crack" would be a great name for a rock band.
"par for Taylor."

Swift's voice is thin (she offered, charitably) but TS is one smart cookie who knows her audience.

Knows who she's writing songs for. Also, TS's remarkably mature. Didn't thump KW with the mic. And later, she didn't thump him in interviews. Well, too much. ;)
i said a while ago that kanye was the best thing ever to happen to taylor.

her tunes are catchy, theres no two ways about it. but in the past, she'd have been a songwriter, not a singer. nowadays, if you are tall and blond, they just put your voice through whatever machines they can in the studio, and wing the rest.

i do appreciate the fact that she is, for the most part generally dressed, rather than naked.

but hot DAMN that girl cant sing!
I was not able to sit through the duet with Stevie Nicks. I had never really listened to her before the other night, and I'll never voluntarily do it again!
There is something a tad bit annoying about her, her perfection sticks out like a sore thumb. I am not into much of her music, it's okay, but if my youngest daughter is around it's Beyonce, Maraiah Carey, the Jonas Brothers are I haven't heard recently, I think Justin Bieber is every 13 year old girls wet dream, and I also like Carrie Underwood.
In retrospect, I think the music industry is trying to challenge the main stream rap and hip and hop culture a little bit, I mean if a song got bounce and rhythme and people are dancing to it, especially if it's got good lyrics, people aren't going to be letting club music. Beyonce's Halo is a beautiful song, and her Single Put a Ring On It, in what it says is a perfect message, plus fun and spontaneous, but if you want to dance with me, you better get the ring, not a bad ring to that.
Who's Taylor Swift, and while your at it I've been seeing all this stuff flittering on my computer about Grammy's so this all must have something to do with the music nowadays? I wasn't quite sure, I also don't give a rat's ass but if you say they sucked I'm sure they did at whatever. Man this stuff I mean medicine I get down here is great. Thanks for keeping me up-to-date, I will now resume the regularly scheduled sunset from my deck/with medicine and wife.
thinkingofyoufromtheislandolder/exasperated Peace
I really haven't followed her or listened to any of her music but she sure is a cute little thang.

Pretty much any music that is featured on the Grammy's is probably music I don't listen to.
Ah but how do you REALLY feel? R
So yeah, fee Kenya, er, Kanye. He actually seems like a humble, down to earth kid who knew he made a mistake. I feel bad for him.
I have yet to find a Taylor Swift fan. Yet, someone bought 4 million CD’s and established her as the top selling artist of digital downloads (24 Mil.) in the brief history of the format. She may not be a great singer, but she’s found a niche. She’s not the first songwriter to underwhelm us their vocal prowess. Remember Neil Sedaka? How about Paul Williams?
PSS - Taylor's Grammy performance was... not watched by me.
Hey Nickelback - put a sock in it.

Lawd - why do ya'll make me do this. How many times to I have to come out and remind y'all that Kanye didn't make her famous. She'd already won the damn award and about thirty others. She had already broken three billboard records. She had three cd's on itunes top 25 at one time ... sold more downloads than anyone in the history of downloading, sold out hundreds and hundreds of concerts - most in 15 minutes or less.

Love her or hate her, Kanye didn't make her famous. Her niche is little girls who's parents are happy to drop hundreds and hundreds of dollars on concerts and treasure boxes and downloads, dvd's and cd's because she's a little bit wholesome. We honestly don't give a shit if she can sing or not.

And who the hell do you know that's 19 years old that could get up on the Grammy stage and hang with STEVIE NICKS? Pffft.
JK: We have GOT to get these people some superbowl! Geez! They are jonesing and they are cranky as hell!!!! They're tweaking so badly that some of them can't even type!
OK then...Lady Gaga! And how did Elton see anything with those glasses on? He must have been looking at 2,000 tiny little keyboards!!!
Sorry General & Zuma ... the Cap'n made me do it ... and I don't mean Cap'n Morgan ...

Look at this outfit ~ it's too frickin tight and I'm working with less O2 than usual. Please forgive my cranky demeanor!
I am so happy to read this. I have been saying this all year. She seems sweet but please, there are so many other talented singers--Alicia Keyes, Beyonce, Christina A.
No, she can't sing. It's rather astounding that's she's done this well, but then I remember Madonna and think "Oh. Well, yeah. That happens."

However, Kanye is still a complete turdish idiot. Both things appear to be true.
wow thank you for your indepth analysis. i am sure that she is laughing all the way to the bank.
and you do what ? that made you rich
desertfox
HA! Rated for (amongst other)"a tramp steamer on the way to Kowloon with a shipment of recalled Toyotas."
I don't know how she sings because I've never listened to her and don't plan on it anytime soon, but I'll take your word here. Sounds painful X..
I find listening to music like this as I walk down supermarket aisles, that I want to slit my wrists or grab someone and slit theirs. its so damned depressing and winsome and whispery and their little voices catch and they can hardly finish a bar because they haven't had a meal in a year and even if they upped their carbs, they don't know how to breathe properly. where did these white girls come from and will someone please GIVE THEM A MEAL AND TEACH THEM TO LET IT RIP FROM THEIR DIAPHRAGMS. it's all too too special.
She is very pretty of course. And she appears to be virginal and unrealistically wholesome, which some people like, despite the fact that it is a foolish, ridiculous fantasy. Poor girl. One fun or interesting mistake and she'll be roasted on a spit and ridden on a rail out of town.
I'm of the old school where there is no over the top. Rated and appreciated.
Desertfox: how old are you? 13? I'm fine, thank you.

Irritatedmom: Let's have a chat about that outfit....

Foolishmonkey! Thank you. Someone knows about the diaphragm. they spend hours doing crunches, you'd think the things would work better.

Odette: One thing rings true, and that is real ability. Evelyn Champagne King could still rock the house, and she was younger than Swift when she started.

Stacey: Thanks!
Hey do "Hope" and I win?

We're the only ones who answered the question. And if anyone comes after us....too late! You had your chance!
she appeals to the very young and, as 1Mom says, their parents like her 'cuz she isn't singing about drugs and actual sex. so i'll give her the songs she *writes* that sell well, and that selling -- well, it's been handled beautifully by the pros. but watch any live performance at any award show she's been on and ... you can see that they fix her vocals in the studio. her voice is extremely thin and usually flat. she's not a singer. maybe she could work on it but now? huh-uh.

sorry to my friends who think otherwise -- like the fabulous woman who cuts my hair, who *insisted* that she didn't do badly with nicks onstage at the grammys -- go listen to the you tube video. you *and* your dog will be howling. it's godawful.
I heard all of the hype, and was seriously disappointed. She is a product, a brand, and a huge source of revenue right now.

However, I do dig that she's not showing her cootchy.....yet. (pretty cynical, I am.........)
TS = pretty, empty package

And who the hell do you know that's 19 years old that could get up on the Grammy stage and hang with STEVIE NICKS?

Jennifer Hudson, when she was starting to find recognition.

Buzzard on crack is an apt description of Taylor Swift's singing....and a great rock band name....and a floor wax....

Foolish Monkey - Yes, she does need to learn what her diaphragm is and learn to really BREATHE. Maybe she'd be a tiny bit better then.
Taylor's Grammy performance was... worst than farting church.
Does Taylor Swift Singing look like Kevin Bacon? sorry. Just exhausted today.
I was very surprised that she won album of the year. There are so many power house singers out there. But it's obviously not only about the voice, it's also about albums sold.
XE - you think maybe she's been inhaling too much xenon?Afterall, her head is WAY too big for her body. :-)

The next thing you know, she'll be having wardrobe malfunctions at some ball game.
wow, ok at first I thought you were over the top, but ow...her vocal coach must have been crying in the bathroom after that take