Yahooooo First to the Pirate Shindig. I truly have a void to fill and this will do it. I have next to nothing on and a big sword tied to my waist. No food. Im lean and mean.

You are firsties! If you are lean and mean, we will have to get some feed on and fatten ye up for the long and arduous journey through to the islets of langerhans!

You’re starting now??!! I thought it was to start at 4:pm Eastern time. OK then. Here we go!

Oh gosh look, there’s zanelle!!! I’ll get in line right behind her and be Second To The Pirate Shindig.

Gee, you ought’ta see zanelle in her cute, almost not there, Pirate Wimmin Outfit!!! Positively yummy! I’d better not get too close - that isn’t a sword I’m waving.

Hey again!! Where’s Zuma? Is she going to play some music for us tonight? I wanna hear her give out with some’a that hot music she’s been writing......;-)

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aY! Skypixeo has to sheath that sword before the porn music starts up...We got 40 cases of rum that we looted from the Koch Bros shindig over in Bimini. yarrrr...got some coca colas, too!

Don’t need no rum. Don’t need no coca cola. I’m up here in the land of “B.C. Bud!!!!”

(roll, roll, roll, puff, puff, *cough*, puff, puff........ hold it..... hold it.......hold it, ahhhhhhhhhhhhhh. Smooth 'n mellow in3, 2, 1, mmmmmmmmmmnnnnnn......!)

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Don’t need no rum. Don’t need no coca cola. I’m up here in the land of “B.C. Bud!!!!”

(roll, roll, roll, puff, puff, *cough*, puff, puff........ hold it..... hold it.......hold it, ahhhhhhhhhhhhhh. Smooth 'n mellow in ... 3, 2, 1, mmmmmmmmmmnnnnnn......!).

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Swords are infallibly phallic objects, so the admonition
to "sheathe it" given to us Men of Rank and Status
is undeniably a good idea, or else this insurrection
will fall
to we Pirate Menz' seductive graces and eyes and
especially words of comfort.

Sword unsheathed?
Put to the Idolators' throat? Good..
Lean mean (or voluptuous, either way...)
and keen to cut away the fog of patriarchy regathering endlessly
on the shores of Mighty Lesbos...
where the women are women and the men are...scarce.

Mostly in protective custody, ha.

on!
pirates taking over for real this time?

Swords are infallibly phallic objects, so the admonition
to "sheathe it" given to us Men of Rank and Status
is undeniably a good idea, or else this insurrection
will fall
to we Pirate Menz' seductive graces and eyes and
especially words of comfort.

Sword unsheathed?
Put to the Idolators' throat? Good..
Lean mean (or voluptuous, either way...)
and keen to cut away the fog of patriarchy regathering endlessly
on the shores of Mighty Lesbos...
where the women are women and the men are...scarce.

Mostly in protective custody, ha.

on!
pirates taking over for real this time?

Shiver me timbers!!!! I here thee call all the way Down Under and I be here!

Rum, ye say? 40 cases ye say? Aye, I'll have me some of that there rum!

Arrrr .... this be good grog!!!!

As soon as the porn music begins my ship is rolling in, guns blazing! I perfer Scotch but a fine rum will do.

Midshipman Abrawang reporting for duty ma'am. I've laid in a case of Night Train to get me through the evening. Time to lift anchor.

@ Hey Abrawang, what you doin’ here? I just trashed you sooooooooo bad over on zanelles blog (~grin~)
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Well sky, I'm here so you can say it to my face, if you're cat, or catty, enough.

Nannnnnnnneeeeeehhhhh! I missed me buddy!

We got Night Train? Well lets plop some in, throw in some Mountain Dew and call it stylin'!

Emmerling the Sheather, Lil' Kate, Abrawang, Skypixeo and abra cadabra! We officially gots a partay!

So where you steering this ship xenon?

I've been standing here for 10 minutes waiting for the door to open! A party at OS is hard to get into...

I know what you mean Joan. OS is not cooperating tonight. Still, welcome.

Arrr Joanie, ye old seadog. 'Tis good to see ye.

sheathing or unsheathing,
for those with swords or sheaths,
is a decision best made with lots of rum in the system.

i have no official position on where this party should go.
i DO know, however, that we can all certainly sneak
under the crack of the door
or
hop the transom!

more rum. alot more!

@Abrawang,

T’wern’t much...... just a note about how as soon as some people get A BRA they want a WANG!

*snerkle, snerkle*

;-)
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Will there be clog dancing to Parliament/Funkadelic? I've always wanted to clog dance to P/Funk.

sky - got one, need the other.

Hooooooeeeeeeee that bud is goooooooood! Now I needs me a munchie. ....

Zumaaaaaaaaaaaa! Where’s the foooooooood?! Sheesh, I’m gonna start munching on zanelle’s exposed parts pretty soon. Zuma, did I ever remark on the incredible resemblance you have to a lovely chocolate eclair?

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So does one nibble Abrawangs with blue cheese dip or just put catsup on them? No. Seriously. I have a good reason for asking.......*tee-hee*.

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generalissimo zuma, general femme reporting for duty. but may i ask: what are all these fookin' men doin on the bridge?

boys, wag yer puppies down to the galley and pick one o' ya to man the bar. menz isn't pirates but slaves. fill the bilges with grog and bring every one of the wimmins a pint. and see if you can do it faster than these servers. oy.

What's with all the men here? They better behave or I know some tricks to make them wish they had. Women rule here and don't ya be forgettn' that.

I put some real Pirate Women pictures up on my blog. When we aren't fighting we be making love and not necessarily with men.

This site was harder to get into than Sarah Palin's pants. So Sloooow! But, on with the show. Great Music. Steely Dan's "Black Friday" would be great, I watched it after Babylon Sister, another great song. Party on Zuma~~

There's new stuff in the post, so check it out!

We need more verses for our ribald sea chantey, so we can sing once we get some sip into our livers.

Ya ha! Here is the food. Bring it on, boyos! We have a roasted mix of hearty meats, seasoned with Sweet Baby Rays and a St Louis Rub. There's something that looks like a goat, but I think that it is one of Tinkertink's unicorns...Somebody is carrying a horn stuffed with something....ooh...that's not a horn...sorrry.

There's salads of potato and maccharoni and a groaning sidebar with foods and sweets from the land and sea!

Emmerling is manning the bar. We have some Chinese stuff that would strip the paint off of a battleship or melt our gold dubloons down into gold single loons!

The Chinese were tasty, too.

Well here's one server who's anything but slow femme. We have a special on Night Train. As Monty Python said about Australian table wines - it's a bottle with a message in it and the message is BEWARE!

A primeval hunger couched in fancy (also not so fancy!)
literary symbols
is rising from the humidity of OS men's minds, imagining
themselves at this cove busting and bursting
to disprove the "three men in a room theory" in
a secluded nook or cranny of this bubocolic environment.

men's egos must be massaged, tis true, but this will leave
precious few
moments for the wimminz's sunstroked flesh to be
kneaded and rearranged to pliable
purpose!

fear not the stoutness of the pirate men.
we are all schooled in hieroglyphics,
which m. mead proved is the language of the amazon.

A primeval hunger couched in fancy (also not so fancy!)
literary symbols
is rising from the humidity of OS men's minds, imagining
themselves at this cove busting and bursting
to disprove the "three men in a room theory" in
a secluded nook or cranny of this bubocolic environment.

men's egos must be massaged, tis true, but this will leave
precious few
moments for the wimminz's sunstroked flesh to be
kneaded and rearranged to pliable
purpose!

fear not the stoutness of the pirate men.
we are all schooled in hieroglyphics,
which m. mead proved is the language of the amazon.

Well, Scanner, if we have "Black Friday"

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q1ZV4Mx7tw8

we have to have Kid Charlemagne!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ylr2D4Pwn58


Just copy to a new tab and let 'em play like the dolphins were playing before we roasted them!

sky - Sorry but I'm discreet when it comes to tips on Abrawang nibbles.

xenon - another tankard of Night Train and I'll be warbling The North Atlantic Squadron.

abra, too fast is a definite flaw in a man, if you know what i mean. you'll be finding that a slave with sweet words and lots of aye, ma'ams for the wimminz gets treats the likes of which most can only dream.

is the champagne cold?

I WANT TO TASTE THE SWEET SWEET BLOOD OF MY ENEMIES AS I WATCH THE LIFE FADE FROM THEIR EYES!

Oh, wait, I thought this was Zanelle's dust-up post.

GEORGE CLINTON FOREVER!

Abra, give me a hit off that Night Train.

Hey! Where the hell are tr ig and Tink? Somebody check the brig to see if they’ve been captured already.

Swords at the ready Men Pirates, there’s skullduggery afoot and methinks them Wimmin Pirates is at the bottom of it!

have to rev the zodiac to a shoreside party with my hunky man for a bit. keep the asshats off the mizzens, zuma, til i get back.

rock on, wimmenz.

Ahoy there All Grand High Poobah Zuma! Captain James T. Kirk Larry Lauerman here! Leepin' Larry I'm not, just call me Jumpin' Larry. I have been looking forward to an insurrection for a very, very long time!

Did you mention someone has some crabs? I can lend them the Kirkland STD first aid kit from our ship's infirmary. We have a new crew member named Scotty and he knows how to beam people and things around. We have a new doctor, too, his nickname is "Bones."

femme - speedy only attending to your requests forthwith. And perhaps you've sidled into the wrong bar. It's Night Train here. And nana, by all means have a swig or two. I know a guy who knows a guy who got me a couple of cases at "it fell off a truck" prices.

femme - Speedy only in my attentiveness in servicing your order forthwith. But champagne? Perhaps you've sidled into the wrong bar. It's Night Train here.

And nana, by all means have a swig or two. I know a guy who knows a guy who got me a couple of cases at "it fell off a truck" prices.

Do stop me if I start repeating myself.

Here, you miscreants...I have some of the Napa Valley sissy stuff to keep you moderate until the night do fall!

Naneh, I'm feelin' a bit patriotic, so heres "One Nation Under A Groove" This is a chance...this is a chance...no restrictions...get ya clogs on and step lively for us!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pNoj-PZbcO8

Just tackin' in to the cove and fixin' to weigh anchor...Have the cabin boys prepare my grog and I'll be swingin' from the mizzen in no time!

Aw dang, Larry...those are space herpes! We don't talk about those....
I liked to died right there in the theater!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-me2inj1nNw

Somebody crack me a coconut and bring me a lime!

Linnnnn!...take a lounge or take a man...they're piled up over there by the hoop deck...they're Canadians so just fluff one up and jump on!

Emmerling! Bring her some Night Train and Seven Up!

Twenty minutes ago Scotty beamed a webcam over to your aft deck and caught the following drama unfolding:

http://open.salon.com/blog/larry_lauerman/2011/09/17/my_hidden_pirate_wimmin_webcam_picks_up_discord_on_board

Dang! I can't peep that link...it got cut off just like Todd Palin's d$#k!

Zuma, ya scallywag, ye got all the males first to the gathering and we wimmins appear to be fashionably late. Still looking for the Gnome and Kit. Little Kate may have seen 'em off starboard perhaps?

Pretty violent vid Larry. But thanks for letting me know what goes on abovedeck.

One thing I am Happy For? Your nor insane!
I am still in an undisclosed motel with no nun!
I dod pop a cork (nor rum) of `'Vin aux bluets!
`
Blueberry Wine - Tuddenham Farms - 12% alc!
vol.
It's from a Farmer Market in New Brunswick, CA.
It's from a vendor who Harvest Wild Blueberries.
I bumped into author` Michael Anthony Staples.
He's a Canadian Peace `People who's seen Wars.
He's seen body bags and dead Muslim children.

He wonders (thanks for the African Flamingo)`
Thanks for sharing the `You Tubes. Blue Skies.
Willie Nelson etc., I use `Complimentary gadget.
The Sign reads: Blog for only 15- minutes. Honest.
`
I attended the Frederickson, N.B. Farmer Market.
Michael Staples writes ref War` PEACEKEEPER.
He was in Kosovo, Canada's recruits` Yugoslavia's,
and he's received various journalistic `Citations etc.,
He's active and Yearns for a better SANE world too.
`
I best shush.
I sip a thimble.
I met Bethany.
She's so nice.
A Mennonite.
I go on and on.
There was a bog Blue-Jazz Harvest Festival in New Brunswick's Frederickton.
I no comment!
No do tell I's`
in a Moncton
N.B. motel.
I viewed all:
You-Tubes.
You are Nun
too insane too!
Ignore the comment.
I blame Tuddeham Farms.
No sip blueberry wine if in`
Monkton, N.B. with no nun.

I mean Captain Kim of the Downunder...Although Kit could show as well.

How may I be of service to m'lady Admiral Zuma? My agouti is freshly groomed, I've got my zebra-print Speedos on, and that pesky burning in my nether regions is probably not even contagious now that the penicillin has kicked in. Who wants a pomegranate daquiri?

Linnn, such is the reputation of the OS Pirate Wimmin that no red-blooded OS man wanted to be late for this party.

I am always completely lost at these things. But the pictures are Pretty!!!!!!

With homage to Art James:

The Pirate Wimmin will lose
H.M.S. Lauerman again wins
You were counting on Joan W.
She is still writing her book and
not around on OS 'til it's printed
Besides Kirland STD kit we've
got fruit to prevent scurvy. Be
nice and we'll beam some
over to you in a moment

Personally, I prefer, Unsheathed.
Just me.
Pass the spliff.

Yeah Rita. What was it nana said at another of these gatherings? Time to stop the hiding and start the dividing.

WHEEEEEE! I just saw Bill Cosby "Reelin' in the Years" in 1973, and he has a Mustache. What the..., I need some Night Train, with a jello shot for Cosby, hah!

Woo, Trey, I had to look up Agouti. stripped furred rodent. woo. Glad you have him groomed. I loved Johnny Depp's dreds. Oh wasn't he a wonderful pirate! and Penelope Cruz did Pirate women proud in her portrayal. When my pirate boyfriend died I went to that movie to just mellow out so the stress wouldnt kill me. It worked. Pirate magic can cure what ails ya.

Zuma: some Al Green please or James, James Brown.
Too Funky In Here!

What's that ye say, Larry?

The Pirate Wimmin will lose?

NEVER! Ye yellow bellied, lily-livered landlubber!!!

General Zuma, there be a shanty over at my place too. Haul away!!!

I'll take me another pint o' rum. Aye, 'tis good grog .... good grog!

A little historical piece about a sister forebear if ye need a little somethin' t'read between misadventures this fine, fine evenin':

http://open.salon.com/blog/linnnn/2010/09/16/anne_bonny_pirate-itude_to_die_for

Hey! Pass the rum to Scylla why don't ye? He's from Hawaii after all!

have one of those daqs if you please. The pomegranate is healthy and will protect me liver from the Mad Dog 20/20 someone is likely to start swillin' around.

What man thought he could be late around here? Do we need to send a possee out?

sweetfeet: Here, have some brandy alexander that we stole from the Sultan...he should float up somewhere around here in a few hours...

Hmmmmm, Lauermann thinks that an absence of La Walsh will help him. HMS stands for helpless male suckah, I wager. ha ha!

Scanner: I dated some men who went through that mustache stage...it healed.

OOOOH RIBS! AND ETOUFEE!!!!

Rita! Here ya go. My guests get the bests!

Al Green "Love and Hapiness"

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hsU6_eSG4k4

Folks, check out Zanelle's excellent Pirate Wimmin pics and links!

Lil kate, I will anticipate your chanty!

Just poured a tankard of rum. Here's to the Funk Funk.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SVr_k2s7z_g

BARRY! OOOOH SHINY!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x0I6mhZ5wMw&feature=related

wHOOO. Teddy....

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=61lke-zN8GU&feature=related

And now, some real culture and science: Opera and killer fractals. That'll teach you all to drink that night train!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TkD3A4MMd9U&feature=fvwrel

Actually, HMS stands for Her Many Stories and, believe me, I have heard them all!

While sailing our sloops in horse latitudes,
We Pirate Women develop'd some attitudes.
So get up on the deck with the remedies,
Hot pirate men to serve up "amenities,"
Or walk the plank to appease our pirate-itudes.

So sorry to be late but this pirate woman had her pirate granddaughter over and could not let her go!!! But I am here now tired but ready to roll! Let's see if I can catch up..

Linnn: Bravo! We will sing it while we plank that Larry Lauermann! Hey...someone carve an "HMS" into the plank....

Lunchlady: Awwww...there's nothin sweeter than pirate babbies! Grab a grog and a rib and settle in with some music.

The pirate speaks,"Ahoy, Zuma--I somehow got on this leaky OS boat without havin' t' slug somethin'. I have a new business these days--I sell prayers. I also use t' pirate eight-ball t' read fortunes for those who do not believe that everythin' be not predestined. I'm listenin' t' T' Animals sin' Spill t' grog.... "

Welcome, Spud! When the grog starts spillin', it's time for more food...have a haunch of unicorn...that will settle ya.

No worry mate--I have smokin' booty to help with zee pain...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pNpSWby1cwQ
My addition to the music Taj Mahal Big Legged Mama's :)

I keep coming back to that beautiful picture of the cove. I want to be there. More primitive than this screen. More real. But we pirate women are here and the support is great. Love that Taj Mahal song!

General zuma i can only make an appearance as i have escapedbfrom the swarthy elderly natives in their den of retirrment where akas there is no rum and limitef internet access i have suffered thru six big ten fb games in a row in the82 degree temperature with volume at hearing aid level. Please sent rescue rowboat immediately ..... running out of bandwidth ..... have fun mates

I'm polishing my buckles and my sword belt doesn't fit. I need a pair of hands to hoist up me ladies while I tighten the corset. Damn skirt's a bit tattered from my last shindig.

Someone needs to turn the music up, I'm lookin' for my love, everywhere~~
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iRezwP_znTc&feature=related

A little cheap wine and she disappears every time ~~

OMG please tell me I didn't just eat unicorn! I'm a goin' to hell fer sure..

Had my say about you lot some time ago. Allus I got was condescending criticism. Now, from the safety of my northern stronghold, all I can say is (to quote Bill the Cat) "thfffffbt".

"Then stand to your glasses, steady! 5
We drink in our comrades’ eyes"

I'll let you google the rest of it....

Time to shake my hooters like a soft boiled egg...a very large soft boiled egg...



Any men left standing?

I be sure I posted this here earlier but it seems it's been hornswaggled!

Haul away, haul away
We’re bound away for Australia
O heave away, pirate wimmin
Haul away, haul away
Men to the galley and don't make a noise
And we're bound away for Australia

Pirate Wimmins ain't got no combs
They brush their hair with codfish bones
Bring me a pint man and sit by my side
Pirate Wimmins are in charge and you’re along for the ride
Now plant me a kiss right here on my lips
And do as I say now or I’ll bring out me whips
There’s fun to be had, there’s sure to be a frill
The lovin’ will start once I’ve had my fill

away, haul away
We’re bound away for Australia
O heave away, me pirate mates
Haul away, haul away
Men to the galley and don't make a noise
And we're bound away for Australia

Lunchlady, thank you for Taj Mahal! He was a hero of the times. And pirates never confess to cooking a unicorn unless it was found sniffing around too close to the booty! They steal, y'know, like them Mer-men!

zanelle: I keep looking at that picture too and find it hard to believe that I lived about 45 minutes away! Ahhh...a pirate gots to have a cove!

Bernadine, I empathise with you and give you dispense to sneak something into your rooms for later! Arrrg...living amongst the tribe...it's a trial.

Oryoki, let me get you one of the mens...they're real earnest tonight.

scanner, I actually had to go and loot some booty...now we have single malt and grape vodka!

Boarneges...I recall we trounced you good, you lackadasical! I'll google alright...how to roast a boanerges!

Oh hey! My spyglass reveals that Palin's steel drum tipped over and now she's floundering in the sea, screaming like a stuck pig over her lost coke!

Now that's a chantey for Lunchlady and us all to shake our puppies to!
More Grog and Chateau Lafitte Pouf de nouf!

Back for a second shift here. Kate put me in the brig at her blog for excessive ribaldry. And who's so earnest? I know of it's importance and all but tonight of all nights?

Nuthin's worse, A! Except to be banished for over an hour by crack addled hamsters who won't let us in to OS! I was trying to stir up over at Zanelle's dustup and got the boot!

Yarrrr....have a roasted OS hamster leg...it's got lots of garlic.

Now where's the mens? Have they huddled in to be nothing but drunken ballast? Wake your scurvy buttocks up and get on deck to clog in ye loincloths, ya mens!

Late as always, so I'll be swabbin' the decks. Sorry I missed most of the party, but I had me some cleanin' to do.

Ahoy, Cap'n lady sir ma'am! Permission ta come aboard! Somebody pass me the rum! And if there be no rum left, then whatever ye have!

Can't speak for the rest of the men xenon. Have you done a bed check belowdecks? Oryoki made herself pretty scarce after arrival. She may have detained one of them.

There's a few drams of rum and some OS crack hamster legs for ye. Step aboard and dodge the comatose bodies.

Here, now!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L762HQ-ha7I&feature=related

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aWK_Josc0Og&feature=related

It's Saturday night...I believe that there's been a whole lot of detaining going on up in here! What what? I got Soul Makossa and some Fatback music. Wakey wakey....

Os Lassies are Pirates to the core
Even three men per post they still ask for more
toss'in em off before they hit shore
Zanelle was first with a big sword tied to her waist
Xenonlit wants to fatten our face
then that little pixie in the sky
sheath'en a sword not eat'en a pie
drink'in a beer an roll'in and puff'in
along comes little Kate, that sweet little muffin
James is look'in to unsheath his sword
wait'in til he gets on Lesbos fair shore.
Just got in and had to write
before I must say goodnight.

Ahh, that rum hits the spot. Been listening to some Clapton here. Will check out your picks anon.

Marvin Gaye "Got to Give it" Up Parts 1 and 2.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aWK_Josc0Og&feature=related

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RS5g0vJA2cY&feature=related

Sorry I look, so, um, err, disheveled.... I fell uh, uh, asleep in the powder room. The gun powder room. I sure am thirsty, anyone got some tequila? Patron, anejo.... neat.

Commodores "Brick House"

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RS5g0vJA2cY&feature=related

Kool and the Gang "Ladies Night"
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J1oU9_hy3mA&feature=related

Ummm...errp...smack...wha's goin on? I had a snifter of something that a big Scottish hunk of haggis handed to me....I remember him saying something like "this is your night...".....Where's my loincloth?

Wipe that smirk of your face Oryoki. We're out of Night Train but I'll see if my private stash has survived. Something neat coming right up.

Well done, poetess! Sleep well and dream of the mer-mens and booty!

That Lauermann is starting shit. He has a bad video and the historical blurry fake EP! They're talkin' poetry! Poetry! Yarr...me ire is up.

Gimme the everclear, Lucas....

Arrrrrrrr!! A cat's life isn't complete till he has become a pirate with a dirty dog crew!! ARRRRRRRRRRR!!!!

Two bongs for every mutt!! And three bongs for the cat who is ze Captain of the Dirty Kitty Litter Box!! ARRRRrrrrrpurrrrrrrr!! :D

I just done 2 hours below w Mary Sorrentino ( don't tell me she don't know a hoos-it from a hawser, ) then Emmerlin came in w a bustier meat-eatin' version of the Editor - seems the slow-loadin is fixed, folk ;-) ( ...Wooden ya know, that ole Jimmy the Leg ...)
Pirate Wimmin is so easy ... but I ain't complainin' ;-) Not til I get done w Barbara Jo-Anne, ter Mike Oldfield's Tubular Bells, anyhoo.
Whoops !
Yer can go jes' so far ...

Tinkertink! Errp... look closely at that log in the foreground of the second photo...did you do that? Hmmm...have some pirate's booty...no, no, the popcorn, not the bullion.

Kim: Them scratch marks on you tell me that Pirate wimmin is about as easy as passing that log in the second photo...especially after being off sailing for three months or two. As for the crack addled OS Hamsters...I think that we ate all of them....

you are disgushting ( hic )

Dang! I've been trying to get into this mess of a place for 40 minutes! This has been going on all day and night, so it took a lot to put this together.

Thanks for coming all.

For the OS snarky bitches, I was asked to put on this soiree, so shut UP. (Snarky bitches are Adonis' cockroaches in Walmart two piece swimsuits, the kind with the blousy tops with hideous prints and the Bridget Jones Diary fat butt bottoms. )

The rest of us are WINNERS in speedos. You know, the kind that have the high cut that shows some hip and a slice of boody that has gotten tight from swimming and that holds up for years in chlorine water and repeated washings?

The Pirate Wimmins lives in you. YOU have the authority to start insurrections at will when you need to have some fun, even if you do not have my mojo or know where to find the funk music that they used to play in San Francisco at the Ghetto Club, but they might play it still at His Lordships in Emeryville or in them flatland clubs in Oakland where the old folks hang out and drink Couvee.

I will read your posts if you set up a WordPress account and paste a copy there! It takes all of five minutes.

I am xenonlit.wordpress.com and Ludmillia Jones at Facebook. Use your OS handle and send a friend notice.

I miss yous and loves yous. Don't make me have to come back here again, or I will feast on your unicorn babies, steal your gold, jack up your feeds, drink your booze, and roast your vegans!

Grand High Poohbah Zumalicious/Xenonlit signing out!

One more bit of music

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JYi8lA9y_BY

It sickens me that more of these men weren't keelhauled after having their bilge-wallopers scuppered with extreme prejudice.

I am soooooooo out of the loop...just glad to see that someone's starting something....especially you, amazing one!

I need a week off to party. Sorry to have missed the bash :(

Thanks for the fun, Xenonlit!

Big Fun was had by feisty Pirate wimmen, and I missed it! Darn. I mean arrrrgggh. Well, sadly and soberly, I raise my delicious cup of morning caffeine to you all and your Piratey rollicking on the stormy OS sea.

That last tankard of rum took me out of the game early, but it was fun while I lasted. Thanks for the party!

Looks like our storm saved me from being captured by the insurrectionists. Only website I could access was gmail. No fun there. Arrrrrrghgh.

Sorry I missed the party, but it looks like youse whiners ... err ... wimmins wanted something hard to sit on. R

As much as I wanted to escape a boring Sat night here, the site was so slow I just couldn't do it.... sorry to let down the Pirates but you can only have so much patience. Yeah, they are fixing things, aha.

i'm with rita. got home late last night and tried to log on. took five minutes to load a page, any page. i gave up. sorry for not checking back in, zuma. it took six tries to get my name changed back, hanging up my generalship 'til next time. pfffffffffft.

It's all good and you is all loved much! I miss this place and will be back (probably in the deep of night) to stir up something something.

I hope the madness and dustups stop and that the miscreant mens don't need too much keelhauling or whippins. (My leather catsuits are in the shop. )

Oh crap! I missed my invite! Me loves a good pirate kerfuffle, complete with eye patches, doubloons and jugs of brimey ale. Well, Bourbon would be better.

And I MISSED it!!!!!!!!!!
WAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!
*sob!*
*choke*
*Snuffle*