THE COLUMBUS
DAY OCCUPATION
OF
OPEN SALOON
MANIFESTO
We will send those spamming beasts into a fresh new version of Hell!
We will rock the feeds!
We will write, read, comment and rate!
We may even read before we comment and rate!
We might even write something!
We will take back our Salon that we kind of feel like we own!
Write about the topic of your passions and desires!
Read about the topics of your passions and desires and rate them to the moon!
Send slcilusr and sljlfuy back to selling cheap Chinese crap on the streets of Kowloon!
Bring food! Bring booze! Bring your passions and your lusts for fame and fortune!
This is history in the making, as we take back our house!
Partay!
Hell no, we won’t go! Hell no, we won’t go!
Free willy!
(Except for Tinkertink, who does NOT get to free willy.)
THE MISHEARD LYRICS TO "ROCK THE CASBAH"





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Whoops. I hear London Calling....
FREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!
Free!!
FREE!!
FREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!
Oops, sorry, I like FREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!
I'm ready, to post, to comment, to make war, and love too!! THERE'S A POODLE OUTSIDE!! FREEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!
~runs outside~
News: Get back in here! Leave that poodle or you will get some bull poodle kids to support! Attica! Attica!
Walter: I wish I had money to buy a new car, then I'd come see a guy just like you!
HUGGGGGGGGG
Anyways, FREE!! FREE!! FREE THE SPAMMING 8!!!! WHO KILLED THE FEED?
SPAMMERS KILLED THE FEED!!
SPAM SUCKS, UNLESS IT'S FRIED, WITH SOME CHEESE, ON WHOLE WHEAT BREAD!!
THEN,
GIVE ME SOME SPAM, SPAM! NEWS U CAN LIVE WITHOUT IS STILL OUT SIDE HUMPING, HUMP NEWS, HUMP!! :D
(It's okay, he's using a condom, safe sex is best sex, unless you're trying to get pregnant, then, well, better stop the anal too!!! What? :D)
Well, let's not do anything rash... :P
OCCUPY OPEN SALOOON NOW! SAVE THE LESSER WHOOPING BEAVER! DEATH TO BILL GATES! DOWN WITH HSFGHDHUI HSFGHDHUI! NUKE THE GAY BABY WHALES! VISUALIZE WHIRLED PEAS! MERCENARIES KILL FOR MONEY AND SADISTS KILL FOR PLEASURE BUT WE KILL FOR BOTH! FREE LEONARD PELTIER! BRING BACK THE LAMBADA! TIPPECANOE AND TYLER TOO!
Also rating and commenting Spam is apparently bad too!! DON'T DO IT KIDS, LET TINK!!!
SPAM! SPAM! SPAM! DETROIT LIONS VS. CHICAGO BEARS LIVE ON YOUR COMPUTER SCREEN!!!! GET SPYWARE, CLICK ON THE ADSENSE ADS!! SPYWARE IS THE BEST!!!
WHO DO WE WANT TO CLICK?
SPAM!!!!
SPAM!!!
SPAM!!!
:D
WE ARE FISH BOOBS, WHO ARE SPAMMERS?
WE ARE NOT SPAMMERS, WE DO NOT MAKE THE SPAM, WE POOP IT OUT, BUT NEVER MAKE IT!!!
WE SHALL BE FOREVER GRATEFUL IF SOMEONE COULD SHOW US HOW TO MAKE SPAM!
SPAM IS GOOD!
MMMM....GOOD!
BUT WE HAVE BEEN TOLD THAT ESKIMO PUSSY IS KIND OF COLD, WE WOULD IMAGINE SO, AS MOST CATS HATE THE COLD AND ALASKA AND SUCH ARE VERY COLD MOST TIMES.
WE ARE FISH BOOBS, LOVE US, GIVE US MUCH HITS ON YOUTUBE WHERE WE GO BY THE NAME OF ABBA!!!
THANK YOU ZUMALICIOUS, YOU HAVE INSPIRED THE ABOVE TO BE POSTED AS A BLOG, YOU ARE WELCOME, THANKS, AND FOLLOW US ON TWITTER @ DONKEYKONGLUVERFORLIFE!
I read.....
I rated......
I ran.........!
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How are we doing?
rated with love
mpsyche: you all did well! I see that the feed is healthy and the scummers are run off. And yes, there is rum.
ChillerPop: yes, we campin' to keep 'em out of here!
Linda: You guys eat turkey too? With stuffing and gravy and cranberry? Oh man. I will start celebrating Canadian Turkey day, too.
Tinkertink: You lead great chants, now just pull up your pants! ha ha!
blue roses: They are web bots. Web bots are like macros that automatically send the crap once a human sets up an account. Only the most poorly monitored sites allow it to happen. WordPress will take care of it, once we're there. That's the unicorn that we've been expecting! No spamm!
Fishboobs: BUT WE HAVE BEEN TOLD THAT ESKIMO PUSSY IS KIND OF COLD, hey...you're a cat? Hmmm...do you know that Tinkertink fellow? Were you out cattin' around with Tinkertink? Hmmm?
skypixeo: You're at least better than Herman Cain. He lived in Atlanta and didn't lift a finger to help the movement!
RomanticPoetess: It looks better.
Wait a minute...$29.99 for Airy Joedums ? Where? Never mind....just askin'
naaaaaaw, let's not and say we did. i'm switching my alliegance to the lesser whooping beaver. rock on. :)
Getting ready to blog about it, cause yes, I no writter, i blog!! :D
It actually works! If people write and publish, it runs the jokers out. Now that the place is working like it used to, I'll check in to read and write.