I hit this joint a while ago and the place was inundated with spam. There were spam sandwiches, spam and cheese, spam roullade...
Now it is a clean, clear place of writing writers. Cheers to whomever cleaned all of that up!
Is that burnt spam I smell? Or is it burnt New York Mayor, ha ha!
Just kidding. That could have gone all kinds of wrong this morning.
I spent all day working on this and now I'm too tired to regroup it for here.
It will help you with your writing, if you can see through the tears.
Tomorrow, I will put up my spooky tale for Saturday. It's about a party at OS that goes awry in a variety of ways....
Bring booze, likker and food, because we will neeeeed it.....
BAD CARTOON



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I also sent Kerry a message thanking him for taking more and faster action on spammers and suggesting that they add a feature allowing us to flag individuals whose only activity is making spam comments on people's blog posts. I named a few of them and expressed a wish that they be deleted.
Just doing my small part to help clean up OS...
I'm just done today. It was pool therapy day!
TRYING TO FIGHT THE SPAMMERS!! ARRRRRRRRR!!!!!
given my mood that is probably for the best
whoa, I wandered off looking for those Japanese sex games to link to, and ended up (somehow) looking at knickers on Etsy
that was so much fun :D
Thanks Tink, you made my night!
I didn't think Kerry could hear.
I thought he speak a`Mandarin.
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Spam is left-over from WW2.
Maybe they feed Wall Street.
No feed troops Spam. Fish`
Chowder. Give Peace Chance.
Kerry never answers my mail.
He reads it to the FBI. Halibut.
I think Polock fish is so nasty.
It's salty. Awful. Ugh.
Kerry put down pants.
He boil halibut with a`
orange carrot. Kale?
sigh....
I checked out the piece about Bad Titles. Good stuff. The bad title examples, ha, what a horror show.
Titling, ugh, it's a trial and error process, I guess. Sometimes even a good title which perfectly explains what one is about to read, can be a bad title in getting a reader to click or pick up a book, even if they are certain to love the piece.
One of my friend's parody books had a perfect title for the contents within, but apparently it was too perfect and many of the bookstores put it in the wrong section. Cost him sales. But there truly was no better title for his book than the one he chose.
I fully agree that Bait&Switch is bad form. Then comes the tricky titling of Satire. If the article is a satirical one, an aura of bait&switch can be hard to avoid. Unless a title is leading you to the Onion or Satire Wire where you already know it's going to be a comedic/faux story.
As you know, I KNOW you know, the writers who learn by trial and error still make error, just less frequently. Same with the editors. I for one try to avoid editing jobs and only take them when writing jobs are scarce. I hate having to re-title someone's work as I know it could make or break the piece. The potential "break" part is what I hate, of course. But so often writer's are too close to their own material and lose sight when it comes to tight titling. Damn titles!
Good piece and I hope it helps those struggling with titles. Personally, no matter how long I've been titling, it's still a struggle, a private one though, and I imagine it always will be. DAMN TITLES!
If I can find the footage of Sting explaining the absurd titles of all the Police albums, I'll send it to you. You will get a good laugh! And maybe be appalled too ;)
NOTE: spam sucks here, but so does the fact that OS won't let us use "target - blank" code for links. It makes me not want to link, no one wants to lose a reader. Sure wish they'd allow that simple code here. It benefits them as well as all the writers. Boo Hoo