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zumalicious
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June 15
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Chief Head In Charge
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Make a Buck If You Can, Ltd
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Honorarily retired Air Force Officer Perpetual grad school dropout. Sick as a dog. Writer. Survivor of G6PD. Trying to figure out how I had orders to go to Gulf War I but the VA doesn't consider me a wartime vet. Hell yeah, I occupy Sacramento. The banner is one of the few remaining Rick Tresa originals. Rick did these incredible banners for all of us. He is a true OS legend.

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OCTOBER 15, 2011 12:15PM

Spooky Open Saloon Halloween Party

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This will be a party to end all parties! 

Stop by starting at 3 pm PST.  

There will be lovely decorations and a groaning sideboard full of food.

Everyone will be festive and in a happy mood, ready to let loose for the weekend. 

Strange things will happen, so keep reading the main post and the comments.

You will tell all about the new madness from your perspective!

The main post  and your comments will make the story unfold...

You can even write your own stories if something triggers an idea! Put the links here! 

If we survive, we will have told an innovate and new spooky tale.  

We will freak out from our many first person perspectives! 

The best writers on the web (You) will be the only ones to tell the world what happened at this party! 

See you at 3 pm PST....if you make it! 

Bwahahahahaha---choke sneeze----hahahahahaha! 

 

Whoa!

Did you hear that?

What was that? 

Oh, It's just Kenny G. playing on someone's Ghetto Blaster.

Hey YOU! Turn that music down! 

 

 

UPDATE: 12:45 PM PST 

 Whoa. Did anyone hear about that giant light that was glowing over Arizona? It started in Phoenix and moved toward the north west....

 

UPDATE: 3:40 PM PST

We have a party now. I just got back with the caterer. We have a groaning sideboard...will someone shut that sideboard up? A couple of broken bones and it acts like someone stole its bedroom slippers or something!

We have 20 hot dishes, a mound of seafood, 2 whole salmons, a pile of fruits and cheeses, every salad known to man, cakes and...

...what the hell is that? Will someone get that out of the house! Whoa!  

 I got a picture of it!!!!

 

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 OH, MEET THE CATERER, "LOUIS". I keep asking for his last name so I can pay the bill, but he just smirks and rolls his eyes.  But he can cook, that's for sure. The....Oh, the news is on...

Count Dracula (Bela Lugosi) Pictures, Images and Photos

 

 

 

 THE NEWS

AP: Phoenix, Arixona 3:53 PST: No communications have come out of the Phoenix area since a strange light was seen over the city earlier this afternoon.  Air Force jets that attempt to fly over the zone have met with strange electronic interference that has forced the jets to divert to Las Vegas. 

 

 AP: Los Angeles 4:29 PM  A horrible incident occurred at LAX when inbound passengers from Phoenix arrived. 12 were killed and 349 were injured in the ensuing panic. This grainy photo was uploaded from a passenger's smart phone:

 

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Gadzooks, I'm scared already. **Runs home to put on scary costume**
I'm rolling a nice bomber.
We will need the spliff...and good running shoes...and batteries for the cameras!!!!
Oh Boy I have been waiting for something like this. I'll get ready.
Sounds good to me!

(Will the board literally groan?)
Been busy on Photoshop with my virtual haunted house. Sounds like I need to get even busier!
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Jane you are diabolical and you have exactly the point! Will you expand on that orchidstrosity in a post? I must have more.

Zanelle: Yes!

Shiral: You must share that with us, yes. And the board will be groaning in a while...it's going through some...ummm..."treatments" right now....
Hi Happy Halloween Party. My post is up and it feels good to have people drop by. Boo! Tell me something scary.
I already scared them they might have caught a faint glimpse of themselves. I can be scary normally. That light above Arizona was Customs Enforcement trying out their new 1.2 billion dollar spotlight. I didn't catch nothing but a buzz today.........see ya my honeysweets.........o/e (coming from where you wish you were) R*******
OMG! That light kept going northwest and is now hovering over Vegas! But weird shit is happening in Phoenix...the power is out and people are....
....wondering WTF NOW.......o/e is their 4G Fuckupyourlifephone dead also? o/e
I don't know...I tried to call my cousin, Louise and got nothing but some weird clanking sounds. CNN has it on and Anderson Cooper looks scared...he's all white and pasty...wait...Anderson cooper is always white and pasty....they do look worried, though.....
It's a bit like ghost town Zuma with the spam Zombies on the prowl.

But then again there never seems to be anyone around in those gated communities in Phoenix. All I can hear is the drone of the air conditioners ...

Is the light coming from Area 51?
I don't know why the spammers are keeping everyone away, but it's scary to get on the home page feed with 9 rates, that's for sure!

And I have all of this virtual food! I'll have to send it to Phoenix...but no one can get through to there.
I will help unburden the sideboard
and read
Try some of the crab, Hy! It's...its...aiiieeeee! Where'd that come from?
http://www.iconcms.com/img_prod/Creepy%20Creatures%201.jpg
I flew into Phoenix once with lightening flashing all around. It was quite a sight. I believe that when they come they will come there. I hope it is now. Im ready.

So I have some refreshments over at my house if you visit but I was wondering exactly what Zumalicious has for treats. I am really craving some candy or some dam sweet thing but have no reason to leave the house here except for a fix. sigh. I am pacing around trying to stay home. This party helps.
Ha That crab is scary. I bet it tastes like ink tho. Maybe mated with an octopus by mistake.
Hi all, I made it :).

Where's.. oh, wait. That shadow over there..

Well never mind, I'll take my Beloutch over to the corner and get settled, then check out the side table. Say? Got an extra bowl for water? Mine seems to have vanished :-/.

Got movies? I brought the original '63 version of The Haunting :).

Rated for Halloween and pirate wimmen just naturally go together!
zANELLE: I just put the finishing touches on the buffet...He's no longer groaning, anyway...ha ha! See the last update!!!!

I put it at WordPress to keep from overloading the hamsters at OS.

Zanelle: Tinkertink had the recipe...I think that he finds these fellows every morning after he wakes up!

Seer: The Haunting? Oh man. That is choice. Are you going to see the new version of "The Thing"? After that Wilfred Brimley one, I had to quit watching spooky movies for a while.

Chiller Pop: Tell us all about it! Here, take a seat...(shut UP seat! You SAW what happened to the buffet!)
The Haunting blew me away as a young'n, the scene in the hall with the cane knocking along the walls, the bulging in and out door and the hand holding in the dark.. definitely warped me toward the things unknown side :D.

Yeah, I expect I'll check out the new Thing ; horror and scifi are my favorite genres in both books and movies :).

Hey, someone get the door? Whoever it is sounds like they're breaking bones they're knocking so hard 8-O.

...

Is that.. screaming?
The silent scream......that is the worst kind.
Uh oh...Seer had bone cracking and screaming. Could the Phoenix monsters be spreading? How many other flights left Phoenix after that lighted UFO showed up?

The light is now hovering over Vegas...it's heading for the airport there...OMG whatever it's doing could send people all over the country to show up looking like Gollums...aw dang...I'm going to have another human finger and some soup.
Zuma.. I saw a shadow outside my bathroom last night.. NO joke..
I have been told its because I am doing way to many scary stories..:)
HUGGGGGGGG
Pass the chocolate
Linda: did you check out the food and music? See the last update. We have a chocolate fountain..and a chocolate mountain...

My psychotic neighbor is calling the manger and telling her that she has WRITERS who live on each side of her apartment and that we are writing things and plotting her death!

She's my Halloween. The cops were here a couple of days ago.
Is that puff adder, puffer fish, or puff ball canapes? I am never sure which one I am supposed to eat with saki.
Yowza! And I was just going to offer a sweet potato pie. It *could* get a bit of spontaneous, spooky decoration. ;)
Im a little distracted here. Flirting with a vampire from Ohio on Second life. Party on.
giggle, that crab is a cutie
well, in clay at least
The Horrible Histories video was worth the click.
I'm back after having some soup, bread and salami! Have you tried the soup yet? See the latest update in the post for a delicious delight!

Oryoki: I think that the puff adder course goes after the toad licking course. They complement the palate. At least that's what Renfeld says.

Bike: Was that pie sick or what? And so simple, too!

Zanelle: You get back here and dish! Don't leave us without the details!

Hy: He was delicious, too. I'm tempted to get some Fimo, just to have something that cute on my desk.

Trudge: That was quite the find. Those were all of the greats.
I put all that up over there because it's just easier to get pictures and videos up. I don't have my Flash set up right or something for here.

The poor hamsters would have hernias....
A little more spooky music from Oingo Boingo...
That was good music!
Zuma- I am going to pass on the Eye of Newt Gingrich soup, I am trying to cut back on my bloated fats. I will, however, join you in a toast with a cup of The Bees Knees.
He teaches art in elementary school. Can it get any more charming than that.

I think it is funny your neighbor is complaining about writers on each side of her. My neighbors must wonder what I do sitting here at this desk for so many hours at a time. Doesn't she have a life? What can she be doing? If they only knew....plotting.
My neighbors always calling the cops on me! Bodies from the graveyard? Silly nonsense, no sir officer, I'm not building an undead Army to take over the world? Perish the thought, just half of it!!

Yes, yes, you can have the other half, if Zuma lets ya!! ~:D

OOOOOO SPOOKY!!

IT'S SPAM!!!

EEK!!!!

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HEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHE!! CACKLES!!!! TEEHEHEHEHEHE!!! PFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFT!!!

And that's how babies are made!! Tuck tuck tuck!! :D
MARTHA STEWART HALLOWEEN --- TURN OFF ALL THE LIGHTS, PRETEND YOU'RE NOT HOME!! EEEEEEEK!! :D
Has any one seen my flip flops?
{{guilty paw over eyes}}

Oops..

Sorry Bobbot, here ya go. Oh they're fine, just.. a little damp around the edges :).

{{sheepish grin}}
Zanelle, you nailed it! People just cannot comprehend a person who makes no noise, except to laugh or curse out loud while alone, and who seems to do nothing....all day....long....

Tinkertink: Oy Vey! The brain flux from Phoenix got you before the aliens even arrived...that means that you are one of them from their advance party. hmmmm. what what?

bobbott: we used them to prop up the sideboard. He keeps sinking down....errp...

seer: So you're the reason why the sideboard fell over!