THE OS OCCUPATION MARCH!
Yes we march today! We march all over to each other's posts and apply supportive, literate, appropriate and helpful critiques and comments!
Take that, OS! Take that! We protest free of cost and bad of conditions. Our boodies hurt from sitting while we wait for spammers to flee, but that is the sacrifice that we will make.
WE ARE ERIUDITE AND WE WILL COMMENT!
WE WILL POST AND WILL BE FREE!
WE WILL WRITE OUR PONDEROUS TOMES
CAUSE WE ARE B-B-B-BAD TO THE B-B-B-B-B-BONE!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_7VsoxT_FUY
As one of the one percent who actually show up around here, I have decided that I should occupy OS.
I vow not to leave my protest post until the hamsters are fed enough to turn the creaking wheels of the RUbe GolDberg like devices that power this place.
I plan to keep this post updated with pithy bon mot and classic protest chants until every last person in the world has read it.
Repeat after me!!!
OS, listen up! You are not nice, so listen up!
Ehhh? What's that?
Oh just shut up and chant.
After all, with me in charge, you are guaranteed to have a leaderless revolution!
I demand my former living wage of reading all of the sarcasm, wit, lush photos, op ed, and intellect that OS writers can produce!
It is the right of all red blooded Americans to protest the free of charge, yet unpaid working conditions that exist at OS. This place make the sweatshops of Albuquerque look like a wonderful choice.
I demand comments that do not read as if they were written by Barbara Bachmann or that bitch, Barbie who gets everything.
Rise up and camp out with me! Our ancestors did not loot the bombed out castles and churches of Europe for us to languish in a writer's interface that is as rewarding as playing bingo on the gambler's bus to the Indian casino.
This surly and rejecting atmosphere that disregards our labors also disregards our shrinking ad revenue.
I demand the ability to create original content that is not immediatey coughed up and spat out like an H1N1 loogie by that vile Google Panda algorithm and all of it's tweakings. It is downright unconstitutional, I say!
Ptooey! Ptooey! OS is fulla
hooey
I intend to do this mostly with the trackpad on My HP mini, which does things like the above. I find no explainable reason whatsoever for that HP Mini to come up with that font, which makes for a new adventure in writing!
The HP Mini is demon possessed, I am sure, just as OS is infested with the imps of Satan.
Hell no! The words will not flow, but we still won't go, so yo mama's a ho!
SO, in the meta post to end all meta posts, I call upon my fellow OSers to join me in my little tent city...
...as soon as I figure out how to put this tent together..
...what's this?
"You put you finger in rings and pull with gusto"?
What the hell?
Can someone put this tent together before it rains?
And bring some good comments to read...it's going to be a long occupation!
You can't catch VD from a toilet seat, but OS crabs can jump ten feet!
wait...wait...
Rock the feed! Rock the feed Show the spammers we don't like them!
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Are those Dungeness or King crabs?
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Those are whatever you need for them to be, Snowden..snort.
Scanner: no, no, not YO momma, THEY momma.
SPAMMERS GOT BAILED OUT, WE GOT SOLD OUT!
WHAT DO WE WANT? FREE PORN! WHEN DO WE WANT IT? NOW!!!!
ZUMALICIOUS, SHE'S OUR HERO, asdfghj asdfghj AIN'T NOTHIN' BUT A ZERO!
Does anybody here have any food?
Nor did he put the "dip" in the dip da dip da dip!
But he might have put his "ding dong" in the ram or llama. Or was it the other way around? Hmmm!
Can someone put this tent together before it rains?
And bring some good comments to read...
it's going to be a long occupation!
yes well i did my bit tonight by going mad.
as goethe said,
"Getting along with women,
Knocking around with men,
Having more credit than money,
Thus one goes through the world.
Claudine von Villa Bella (1776)"
america was founded then, until we refounded it.
in 1787.
did not jefferson hisself say,
"He who made us would have been a pitiful bungler, if he had made the rules of our moral conduct a matter of science. For one man of science, there are thousands who are not. What would have become of them? Man was destined for society. His morality, therefore, was to be formed to this object. He was endowed with a sense of right and wrong, merely relative to this."
letter to his nephew. from paris. la de da.
relative to what, the price of a ruby or
the ruby in the slave's belly button/ especially if she=buxom.
i have no idea.
bUCK tHE syStEM!
TAKE THAT, YOU WRITING MOGULS WITH YOUR GAS SAVING EUROPEAN MINIS AND YOUR HOWARD JOHNSON'S SEAFOOD SPECIALS!
Lezlie
Play it, general. Wimmins is standing by.
Also, limes.
You girl, are a star..ever shining. Never let your light fade, long live the Queen.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=deTlE8jgl9U&feature=relmfu
ROCK THE BEAT
THEN WE EAT
AND THE JD DECAUX PORTA POTTIES
KEEP IT NEAT!
Doug with smooth poetry, Jeff and Scanner with real demands, weekend demands...thug demands...cool beyond belief.
Romantic Poetess is next to the fire...are those christmas fire logs with the sparky colors? Yessss! and s'mores with Godiva chocolate and homemade marshmallow.
Myriad had the campfire story from Austrailia with pants dropping tent people cutting it up.
Leonde had a 40 pound lobstah...it's gone now. Lobstah bones are all over the place.
Patrick and John got LOLs and pepper to tell the writing moguls just how serious we are.
Jane of the many versions of smithie has the watch when we finish the vats of food and booze and fall asleep in the middle of "The Devil Wore Nada" and "Joe The Plumber Always Rings Twice".
(Jeff H set up the big screen TV and surround sound stereo after Abrawang won the lotto and snagged Quadaffi's tent for pennies on the dollah)
Nanatehay gave the chant of the hour, demanding porn and now. He is writing the manifesto at this time...or at least some more chants that have good spelling and grammar, plus the literary references and nuances that the other occupiers seem to miss...
Trudge's rousing speech seemed to bring tears to me eyes:
"Blue Menthol DID NOT put the "bop" in the bop shoo bop shoo bop." But it was just the onions.
James Emmerling is quoting Goethe...now who gets to occupy with Goethe roping writers? WE DO!
fERNSEY gives us the earthy toast with beer. BEER THIS, OS: wE MEAN business...even if it is hand brewed and delicious!
Zanelle and Myriad are sweeter than onions! No really, the chemical compounds in onions make a substance that....
WELL I DIGRESS, OS IS A MESS
Uncle Cri got a thing for my avatar christmas balls. BALLS! TEE HEE.
L and Femme FOrte has everyone doing the Merengue on the south lawn....The bonfire is roaring...and theplace is positively balmy!
http://www.dailykos.com/story/2011/12/05/1042660/-Updated:Occupy-Melbourne:Police-Take-Wearable-Tent-Leave-Near-Naked-Battered-Woman-Weeping-on-Grass?via=siderec
Good morning on day two of Occupy Open Saloon! Our manifesto is still being written and we will plan to find a way to express our our notions with peace and with class at the same time.
OH WHOA! Hy will put the RV of the year (paid for with our royalties from our exclusive contract) right over there by the cooling ponds!
We lost Ralph today because his posts were arrested.
FIGHT THE FEELING! FIGHT THE FEELING!
Myriad's report from our brothers and sisters in Australia remind us not to wear our tents because we will wind up near naked and battered because we neglected to wear clothes under them! The battering is bad enough, but near nakedness is simply not acceptable.
As our tenured occupier, here since 2008, Bobbot is our keynote speaker today...read his blog today.
If Boanerges gets us a yacht, we can take it to the water...HMMM
A sumptuous breakfast buffet will be served at the Quadaffi tent, followed by lunch, then high tea, then dinner.
Take that, OS! Take That!!!!
Miguela, 5 degrees is preferable to being FROZEN OUT OF OS BY SPAMMERS. But dang, I almost moved to Albuquerque. Tucson it is.
Once I was a writer...
Writin' big
Had a lot o' readin'
To do....
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that would be me if I was downtown actually occupying anything other than a computer chair
it's seems some folks don't likes us complainers. anyway.
move over, aim you scraggly b, and jules keep that kitten thingy away from me. I am crabby but I am here. Let's see how this thing runs tomorrow at the bewitching hour, Thurs evening, when the SLOWW happens.
Birkies instead of Uggs, now you're talking.