This epic is sung to "Billy Jean" by Michael Jackson...play while you read (or try to sing and fit in the words) please. Moon dance if you wish.
Run if you get caught.
The Legend of "TInker TInk"
[1st Verse]
He was more like a sock puppet King, a word Gyrene
We did not mind, but we knew that he was more than one
With accounts, mounted up, in a pile
[2nd Verse]
He told us his name was Tinker Tink, as he farted loud
Then every writer jealoused large, not being Tinker Tink
Who could write, and be more, than just one
[Bridge]
People here at OS, be careful what you do
Don't go and break Nigerian's hearts
You mama always told you, keep track of who you are
And keep your personas tight, cause Arthur Louis sets you right!
[Chorus]
Tinker Tink is not Drew-Silla
Arthur Louis s is claiming that he is the one
He says Tink's the one, but He is not Drew's son!
[3rd Verse]
For farting around for far too much
The law is on Al's Side
But who can go up against Art's claims
Or Drew's big plot
Cause it is, just a sockpuppet's, way
To open those accounts, but sometimes they slip up real nice....
( Slip up nice)
[Chorus]
Tinker Tink is not Drew-Silla
Arthur Louis is claiming that he is the one
Tinker Tink is not Drew's son
Al Loomis is not correct
He's just a guy who claims that Tink is the one
But Tink is not Silla's son
eeee ee ee eeee! Whoo Hoo!
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*sips tea* (checks if It wasn't me who farted in public)
WOOOOOO WEEEEEEE!! :D
They make us think that you were always the one
Who farted and didn't think twice...
eee eee eee Whoo whoo whoo.
eeee ee ee eeee!
But at least it inspired your ode. I'd like to hear it sung and the appropriate moves done by those Phillippino guys in the orange jump suits.
I DRIVE RIGHT INTO TREE!
NOBODY KNOWS,
BUT I THINK I SEE...
REEEEEEE.....
BEEEEEEEAANNNNS.....
....AND ALL SAY, WOOOO WOOOO WOOOOO CHINA DOLL TRAIN.....:D
Help!!!!
ee ee ee!