zumalicious

zumalicious
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June 15
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Chief Head In Charge
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Honorarily retired Air Force Officer Perpetual grad school dropout. Sick as a dog. Writer. Survivor of G6PD. Trying to figure out how I had orders to go to Gulf War I but the VA doesn't consider me a wartime vet. Hell yeah, I occupy Sacramento. The banner is one of the few remaining Rick Tresa originals. Rick did these incredible banners for all of us. He is a true OS legend.

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FEBRUARY 21, 2012 5:16PM

Occupy America and Occupy Right Wing politicians!

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Introduction 

We are like lemmings, being drawn or pushed into one right wing topic after another right wing topic! We need to occupy our own politics. We need to occupy our tolerance levels for our own politicians.

The media picks Karl Rove's mess up and obsesses over it. WE allow ourselves to be  dragged into the muck for an entire news cycle.

For God's sake. All it takes is a few thousand emails and tweets to tell the mainstream media that we are tired of this crap. But nooooo. We start whining about the details of birth control and crank out 1500 word stories about our   own sordid experiences with abortion and dysfunctional pregnancies.

None of this has anything to do with women! The right wing has already admitted that! None of this has anything to do with faith. The right wing has already admitted that !  It's all about power.  It's all about manipulation of the public psyche. It's all about control of the masses.

The right wing is all about something that they are not telling us about. If anyone asks, a new news cycle of outrage  is set off. 

The recent birth control coverage debacle was a complete failure on the part of the right and the left, it is time for the 57 to 65 percent to take over the conversation and direct it to where it needs to go.

The Sideshow Bobs of the right wing and the losers of the left wing need to be pounded with short, relevant and important questions until they are forced to answer them. If they cannot hear the questions, then they need to see those questions everywhere. 

The absent, useless and tantrum having extreme left and right need to be pounded with short, relevant and important questions until they are forced to answer them. There is only one question for the left: are you the same fucking racists that your fathers and mothers were or not?

For the right (which is winning by the way) the  questions are more involved. 

It is not that hard to write up some questions and to Tweet two or three a day with hashtag + politician's name.

It is easy to email questions to a news network when a politician will be on.  

Just about any forum where right wingers post is an easy place to load 'em up with a question or two.  

 

My question sets 

I have completed several question sets and will be asking them whenever and wherever I can until this elections mess is over. 

Question set number one:  What will you do to create jobs? When will you  create jobs? How will you create jobs? Where will you create jobs? What kind of jobs will you create? Will these be permanent or temporary jobs?

Question set number two: How much government money have you, your wife and your kids personally taken over the years? What is your state's federal tax deficit? How much of the national debt comes from your welfare state?

Question set number three: What lobbyists have you spoken with in the past year. When and where did you speak with the lobbyists? What did you and the lobbyists agree to? What did you promise the lobbyists? What did the lobbyist promise you? Why won't you allow a video record of your conversations with lobbyists? Did you ever vote in favor of the lobbyist's cause after meeting with them?

Question set number four: How many substandard bridges are in your home state? How will you fix the bridges? Which bridges will you fix? When will you fix them?

Question set number six six six: When are you going to honor your contract with veterans? Why are you not a veteran? How much of your salary is paid by veterans who are taxpayers? How many black, hispanic and women veterans have you offended in the past month? Do you realize that only military veterans can  start and finish a nuclear war or any other war?

Question set number seven: have you ever committed a sin? Which sin have you committed? Do you realize that you must truly confess and repent in order to be forgiven by God? Do you realize that no man or woman can be the judge of sin, the agent of confession or the agent of repentance? Are you a religious fanatic? Do you handle snakes or young kids? How many times have you offended God? Is God pleased with you? Aren't you even worried that God might be truly sick and tired of you?  Are you going to hell? Do you have a handbasket? Do you even have some cool water?

Question set number eight: How will you resolve the Iran/Israel issue? Do we even have a constitution left to us? What about the Falklands?  What will you do about the historical and massive change in the Chinese Goverment that will occur later this year? What will your corporate sponsors think about losing global internet profits when you and England implement the worst privacy violations in history? What about the Greek bailout and the Euro? How will you get along with the women leaders of the world? How happy are the French, Spanish and Irish with you? What's your relationship with Vladimir Putin,  Hugo Chavez, Angela Merkel or Kate Middleton? Do you realize how much the peoples of Africa hate you? Do you realize what great sailors they are and always have been?

Bonus question: Did you check out the power of Whitney Houston to take over the national dialogue for 48 solid hours? Where are your Black welfare queens now, you hack job Ronald Reagan worshipping pieces of shit?

(Ooops. slipping into angry Black woman, but who gives a fuck? It's time to get buck ugly and to fight some battles like we know what's at stake.) 

 Big bonus: why can't you teach your kids not to murder their kids or each other after they get pregnant? Why do they need abortions anyway? Why are they getting pregnant? Why are they getting high, drunk, or suicidal? Could it be YOU?

 

 The Open Saloon After Dark Question Sets 

Question set number six: Aren't you a racist? How long have you been a racist? How racist are you? How much racism have you done this year? Have you ever told a Black woman about how your daddy took you to a black hooker for your first sex experience? What was going on with your daddy that he had to help you with your first sex experience? What was going on with you that your daddy had to...ohhh forget it. You and daddy had something special going on? Huh, buddy?

Question set number seven: Are you a miserable puke who should have been left in the condom? How much of a miserable puke are you? How many times a week do you beat your wife and kids? What's your bill like at Tiffanys, Hooters, or Motel Six?

How many sperm and egg wasting blow jobs have you had? What if the sperm hit the egg in your condom? Isn't that life? If you flushed the condom, isn't that murder?

Should you not be passing laws to check the DNA in all of those spent condoms and find those murderous fathers so they can be prosecuted and sent to jail for life?

What if we find a dead, fertilized egg in your pocket, shoe, dollar bill or ear hole? Aren't you responsible? 

Question set number eight: How many rent boys or hookers have you hired in the past year? How did you pay for them? Cash? Check? Credit card? Do you run a tab and pay it on a monthly basis? 

What if your rent boy did bi work and left a fertilized egg in your anus? Aren't you responsible? If the fertilized egg is dead, shouldn't you get the death penalty? 

Question set number nine: You don't really LIKE women, do you? You really like the marble statues that just have torsos, cleavage and legs, don't you? Huh? Don't you? You eat imported wines and cheeses, don't you? Are those French wines and cheeses that you eat? Do you eat French fries or get hookers to give you French willies?

Question set number ten: What sexual positions do you use? Are any of these  sex positions forbidden in that made up bible that is in your head? Anal? Penis puppetry? Wet work? Powder drizzle? Bug eyed face shivers? Latvian noodles? Humma Humma? Indian rock stuffing? Mutual giggling? Ben Wa Balls? Blink offs? Daddy's Home? Peach pie? Taco time?

 Do you like big butts or oversized body parts?

Why don't you believe in the death penalty by anal impalement for  wing politicians who waste our time? What if that is part of my religion? 

Why won't you give up your secret service protection and your shirt, then go to the Oakland Coliseum and give your speeches there so everyone can hear you? Putin does it, so what kind of man are you? Do you have hairy man boobs? Putin doesn't. Third nipple? Not the Put.  Moles? Yeah, the Put has a few. Venereal Warts? Smooth testicles? No pubes? Undersized genetalia? Putin gets no complaints. So what's up with you?

Bonus question: If you woke up in the middle of an occupation riot after you spoke at the Oakland Coliseum, what are the odds that anyone would recognize you? Would any of your favorite hookers did see you and recognize you?

Ultimate question: Why don't you bend over right now and let this here physician do a prostate exam before we go and get a court order? 

 

 Your Question Sets

Feel free to add your own questions, write your own post full of questions. Post your questions everywhere and let the world know what it is that you want those clowns to start clarifying! 

 

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Another question: Have you homeschooled your children to be racists.

Home run, Zuma.
The first question set I would love to hear the answers to...and then be able to hold the candidate to their answers. That's the real problem. ALL candidates talk well- I'm tired of good intentions and skilled rhetoric. Show me the results of your actions, leaders.

Thank goodness it's been a light winter, because who knows how many are really homeless?
"You really like the marble statues that just have torsos, cleavage and legs, don't you?"

I sure do!! And I r a racist!!!! Damn orange people need to stay away from the tanning salons for awhile!! GAWD!!!

:D
I just have one question: "Which financial or corporate institution owns you, lock, stock, and barrel.....?"

A wicked blog Zuma! You Baaaad, Girl!
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OE: Oooh. I'm going to borrow that one and ask if their homeschooling involves beatings too.

Hy: Oh, dentists and doctors are hitting the parks with their homeless kits. It's bad.

Tinkertink: You're no racist. You are just a gingery and horny cat!

Sky: I'm stealing that one too. I was doing fine at the beginning but my true nature took over at the end. I am baaaad.
Um, er, well, I think you've covered everything! Good luck with getting the answers!
Oh, and I meant to compliment you on taking the thought and time to put this together. I'm really, really tempted to copy this and send it to my Rep, Lamar Smith, and Sens Cornyn and Hutchison of TX. Conservative-signed, sealed, stamped and delivered Congress critters, all!
Ewww....Lamar? I moved to where I am because everyone from the mayor to the senators are Democrats and I don't need to go to a useless Republican for anything.
: Why don't you bend over right now and let this physician do a prostate exam before we go and get a court order

would they need aspirin between their legs for the pain?
Linda: given the ratings and SEO for this post, I need some aspirin. Let me go and get some SEO. I don't do this stuff, free of charge for the spiritual benefits. I want to see some jokers go out there and grow a ball for our civilization before the bisigoths take the mo fo over.
Ooooooooo!
Gonna steal the word "bisigoths"!!!!
I love it, love it, love it!!!

You "showed your true nature near the end?!!!!"

OMG..... Why, yer durn near as kinky as me!!!

;-)
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Here's one you might like that I invented for politicians: "politrickians"
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I'll steal politrikians, Sky!