This is an extract from my post about confronting the Republican presidential candidates about their nonsense. It makes sense to do a full review of sexual positions that are well known among the sexual community.
What sexual positions do you use? Are any of these sex positions forbidden in that made up bible that is in your head?
Flu avalanche?
Penis puppetry?
Wet work?
Stuffin' Honey!?
Dry Rub?
Commanding Officer?
Powder drizzle?
Oysters Rockefeller?
Here comes the airplane!?
Bug eyed face shivers?
O Solo mio?
Bone Marrow Transplant?
Latvian noodles?
Humma Humma?
Jack 'n Jill?
Indian rock stuffing?
The Highway Patrol?
War Won Ton?
Stand up comedy?
The Vladimir?
Mutual giggling?
Ben Wa Balls?
Blink offs?
Daddy's Home?
Alien
Tuxedo Junction?
Peach pie?
Glasnost?
Tamale Dinner?
Eye Ear You!?
Nightwatch?
Buttin' Honey?
I just remembered some more! Have you tried these?
Fool me once shame on you?
King Tut?
The alligator?
The Chechen Bar Fight?
Juicy Fruit?
If anyone has been offended, then that is entirely up to you.
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Dear woman, I spend hours dreaming that I should be so lucky as to experience those interesting concepts again in my life!! Some for the first time!
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Don't Ben Wa balls go nicely with mai tais?
My boss handed me a couple of steel stress balls and I blurted out "Oh! Are those Ben Wa balls?" (I had never seen any and had no clue at the time).
The whole room broke up.
You didn't mention "Japanese Footsies" which are known to some as "Oriental Foot Massage" (which does not meant massaging someone's feet!) Japanese Footsies should never be confused with Acadian Clog Dancing either! (Unless one is into pain.)
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