zumalicious
- Location
- Occupy Sacramento, California, Protest
- Birthday
- June 15
- Title
- Chief Head In Charge
- Company
- Make a Buck If You Can, Ltd
- Bio
- Honorarily retired Air Force Officer
Perpetual grad school dropout. Sick as a dog. Writer. Survivor of G6PD. Trying to figure out how I had orders to go to Gulf War I but the VA doesn't consider me a wartime vet. Hell yeah, I occupy Sacramento.
The banner is one of the few remaining Rick Tresa originals. Rick did these incredible banners for all of us. He is a true OS legend.
MY RECENT POSTS
- My Deepest Secret...For
Tinkertink and his new friend
May 28, 2012 02:52PM - My Book Plus More Writing
Exercises...
May 25, 2012 02:11PM - Do You Remember Writing
Exercises? Well, Here Are
Some.
May 10, 2012 02:23AM - Wake up and smell the Koch
Brothers, ALEC, and
Astroturfing.
May 06, 2012 11:39AM - Pirate Wimmin Etiquette
Sexinar and Spammer Roast
Party!
April 29, 2012 02:13PM
MY RECENT COMMENTS
- “You little heathen! I
have never seen filthier
censorship, ha
ha!”
May 30, 2012 03:36PM - “Ha ha! choice. "There
was no political dimension to
this
award, even
though…”
May 30, 2012 03:18PM - “I'm takin' out the ones
who are so fat they have to
ride in
carts the size of
sma…”
May 29, 2012 02:23PM - “No way am I placing a
$100 bet on me book. It
isn't
"mainstream"
enough…”
May 29, 2012 02:14PM - “Everyone is mentally ill
these days and everyone is
trying to
figure out the
new…”
May 29, 2012 02:12PM
Zumalicious's Links
- New list
- Hub Page Articles
May 30, 2012 03:36PM
“You little heathen! I have never seen filthier censorship, ha ha!”
About: HOW TO BE SUCCESSFUL IN ALL THINGS: Just fake it!
“You little heathen! I have never seen filthier censorship, ha ha!”
About: HOW TO BE SUCCESSFUL IN ALL THINGS: Just fake it!
May 30, 2012 03:18PM
“Ha ha! choice. "There was no political dimension to this award, even though Dylan fans were polling low on voter enthusiasm, or enthusiasm of any…”
About: Passed Over for Dylan, ? Asks "Where's My Medal of Freedom?"
“Ha ha! choice. "There was no political dimension to this award, even though Dylan fans were polling low on voter enthusiasm, or enthusiasm of any…”
About: Passed Over for Dylan, ? Asks "Where's My Medal of Freedom?"
May 29, 2012 02:23PM
“I'm takin' out the ones who are so fat they have to ride in carts the size of small cars. Those things weigh a ton, block fire exits, and are a hazard.…”
About: I STILL WRITE SHIT...
“I'm takin' out the ones who are so fat they have to ride in carts the size of small cars. Those things weigh a ton, block fire exits, and are a hazard.…”
About: I STILL WRITE SHIT...
May 29, 2012 02:14PM
“No way am I placing a $100 bet on me book. It isn't "mainstream" enough. I can take the $100, buy some print copies, sell them and make a pr…”
About: A Contest for Self-Published Authors
“No way am I placing a $100 bet on me book. It isn't "mainstream" enough. I can take the $100, buy some print copies, sell them and make a pr…”
About: A Contest for Self-Published Authors
May 29, 2012 02:12PM
“Everyone is mentally ill these days and everyone is trying to figure out the new normal. Isn't the problem with somehow not meeting up to some vague,…”
About: what can I tell without telling?
“Everyone is mentally ill these days and everyone is trying to figure out the new normal. Isn't the problem with somehow not meeting up to some vague,…”
About: what can I tell without telling?
May 29, 2012 01:39PM
“Ya ha. You perverts loves my deepest secret. I lied about boring to make you keep yer paws off 'im. Did I mention that he makes a brilliant pirate ally…”
About: My Deepest Secret...For Tinkertink and his new friend
“Ya ha. You perverts loves my deepest secret. I lied about boring to make you keep yer paws off 'im. Did I mention that he makes a brilliant pirate ally…”
About: My Deepest Secret...For Tinkertink and his new friend
May 28, 2012 08:01PM
“I'm trying to help the boy, Matt. He's too much of a star at Open Saloon to be taken in by those spoiled, rich Nigerian princesses!”
About: My Deepest Secret...For Tinkertink and his new friend
“I'm trying to help the boy, Matt. He's too much of a star at Open Saloon to be taken in by those spoiled, rich Nigerian princesses!”
About: My Deepest Secret...For Tinkertink and his new friend
May 28, 2012 05:32PM
“Well I sure will be back to look at him again! Whoo! And pants on the ground underwear is spotlessly clean. No one gets away with dirty pants on the gr…”
About: My Deepest Secret...For Tinkertink and his new friend
“Well I sure will be back to look at him again! Whoo! And pants on the ground underwear is spotlessly clean. No one gets away with dirty pants on the gr…”
About: My Deepest Secret...For Tinkertink and his new friend
May 28, 2012 04:04PM
“O shit o dear. You freaks! You freaks! ha ha!”
About: My Deepest Secret...For Tinkertink and his new friend
“O shit o dear. You freaks! You freaks! ha ha!”
About: My Deepest Secret...For Tinkertink and his new friend
May 28, 2012 01:58PM
“I will take you up on your call!”
About: I'VE GOT A SECRET ---- True lies to weep to!
“I will take you up on your call!”
About: I'VE GOT A SECRET ---- True lies to weep to!
May 28, 2012 01:46PM
“Why do you have a friend who advertises "open salon beautiful women XXX, clickable pics, misc links, Arthur?" Buy my book instead.”
About: Combating the OS Plague Known as Safe_Bet's Amy
“Why do you have a friend who advertises "open salon beautiful women XXX, clickable pics, misc links, Arthur?" Buy my book instead.”
About: Combating the OS Plague Known as Safe_Bet's Amy
May 28, 2012 01:41PM
“I am flagging this for filthy words like "scrod" and "discarded limes"! Children read this stuff.”
About: Nazi Muff-Diving: It Could've Happened Here
“I am flagging this for filthy words like "scrod" and "discarded limes"! Children read this stuff.”
About: Nazi Muff-Diving: It Could've Happened Here
May 28, 2012 01:16PM
“Splat! Vote, you clown. Vote like there's no tomorrow because there IS no tomorrow if we let Romney and more Tea Party psychos turn our nation into a…”
About: VOTING: A right - Not an obligation
“Splat! Vote, you clown. Vote like there's no tomorrow because there IS no tomorrow if we let Romney and more Tea Party psychos turn our nation into a…”
About: VOTING: A right - Not an obligation
May 28, 2012 01:07PM
“I was born with those curls, too. Went through hell when the Jheri Curl fad took over. People kept asking where my spray bottle was. arrrgh. Great post…”
About: In defense of "nappy" hair
“I was born with those curls, too. Went through hell when the Jheri Curl fad took over. People kept asking where my spray bottle was. arrrgh. Great post…”
About: In defense of "nappy" hair
May 27, 2012 10:45PM
“And the right wing, racist lies and jingoism just keeps coming.”
About: Obama: The lies just get bigger and bigger!
“And the right wing, racist lies and jingoism just keeps coming.”
About: Obama: The lies just get bigger and bigger!
May 26, 2012 12:40PM
“Good choices! All of these are faves of mine.”
About: Inspiration for more comedy on Big Salon's "oy vey"
“Good choices! All of these are faves of mine.”
About: Inspiration for more comedy on Big Salon's "oy vey"
May 26, 2012 11:20AM
“Rated for something that should be in a magazine.”
About: TEACH YOUR KIDS TO LIE.....!
“Rated for something that should be in a magazine.”
About: TEACH YOUR KIDS TO LIE.....!
May 26, 2012 11:15AM
“Perhaps it's because people have guns. Too many people have guns. Too many people can't edit their big mouths and they go out of their way to be obnoxi…”
About: TEACH YOUR KIDS TO LIE.....!
“Perhaps it's because people have guns. Too many people have guns. Too many people can't edit their big mouths and they go out of their way to be obnoxi…”
About: TEACH YOUR KIDS TO LIE.....!
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