Hello. It's your ADHD channel surfing natural television reviewer here.

 Tonight, it was "America's Got Talent" for sure.

"America's Got Talent" is light years ahead of "American Idol".  This competition has no bottom and no top.  Anyone who can spin a rope, train a… Read full post »

 WHEN I FLOUNCE, I WILL FLOUNCE IN SOMETHING LIKE THIS NUMBER.  IT'S A DUCT TAPE AND PAPER EXTRAVAGANZA!!!

LET'S TAKE A LOOK AT ANNUAL DUCT TAPE PROM DRESS AND TUXEDO MADNESS, WHILE WE'RE AT IT!  YES I'M YELLING. I CAN NEVER GET OVER DUCT TAPE MADNESS.

 VENUS AND SERENA!

It's their fourth Williams Sister's  Wimbledon final and eighth battle in a Grand Slam title match.  Now who's your daddy?

On Thursday, Serena whupped Elena Dementieva, 6-7 (4), 7-5, 8-6, in 2 hours, 49 minutes.  This was the longest women’s… Read full post »

Bless Thee, O Lord,

for the living arc of the sky over me this morning.

Bless Thee, O Lord,

for the companionship of night mist

far above the skyscraper peaks

I saw when I woke once during the night.

Bless Thee, O Lord,… Read full post »

 Hi.  Angry Black Woman here...

Look, it's fine and well for a White person, to educate other White people here at OS about the ten most offensive things to say to Black people, but I just couldn't stomach the one sided situation any more.

Those 10 items on the home… Read full post »

The other day, I spent a wonderful time with a little old lady who had just moved in to our "35 and older" complex.  This place started out as a 55 and older joint, then 45, now 35.

I stayed for an extra hour, just to be a friend until she… Read full post »

This is a must watch video. It should be part of every congress person's lesson plan.

From the point where Barney Frank suggests that a mindless drone is on another planet, to the point where he whips out a copy of the bill and reads the part about illegal immigrants… Read full post »

Here are the complete works of Zumaspeare, so far. If you are new, It is prudent to begin from the beginning and work your way to here, or your experience will be like watching an episode of "24" or "CSI" after it's already been running for 20 minutes.… Read full post »

1961 Chevy Corvair

Forbes and Time magazines have come out with lists of the  worst cars of all time. Time Magazines' goes back to the dawn of car history, while Forbes focuses on the ten worst, starting with the Edsel.… Read full post »

, originally uploaded by Amazin' Jane.

Now look.  I KNOW that this is the apocalypse.  Wowza.  I'm going to get drunk and naked...

Mammatus clouds over Brooklyn - 1, originally uploaded by rjmcconnell.

I just found out that my Mom is in a nursing home after having a fall, a mild stroke, and apparent onset of dementia.  We had a terrible time about four years ago, when I became gravely ill after taking care of her for ten years. Let's just say that the… Read full post »

OOOOPs. Here's what happened.

Ryan Tedder wrote a song for Kelly Clarkson titled "Already Gone".  Then he wrote a song for Beyonce titled "Halo".  

 Kelly Clarkson found out about Beyonce's song when it came out before hers.  Kelly tried to stop the madness, but Sony put "H… Read full post »

BREAKING NEWS! PIRATE WIMMEN NOW CONTROL OS! A STUNNING COUP AND INSURRECTION HAS MUTINIED UP THE JOINT!

http://open.salon.com/blog/nanatehay/2009/05/07/now_that_im_in_charge_ 1

http://open.salon.com/blog/trig_palin/2009/05/07/trig_and_nana_in_charge_ of_os_for_five_daysthanks_capn… Read full post »

Apparently the Space Shuttle will be within 200 miles of Earth until around July 16th!  It will be visible at dawn and dusk. In some places, it will appear three times a day.

Some humans are led to acts of self sacrifice that resonate throughout the centuries. St. Damien of Molokai lived such a life, and his story still has a powerful emotional impact on me. A 19th-century priest who deliberately sacrificed his life… Read full post »

Daniel's Porno Bride

Daniel McGEe was a study in the shit that life hands you. Starting with a major typo on his birth certificate, and ending with his arrest in connection to his missing wife, Daniel's life was packed with ups, downs and sideways.… Read full post »

I just happened to be at Darth Doctor's joint, the VA megaplex today for a private session with my photographer, who wanted to do some organ pornography.

And guess what I found out? There are free meals and food for Veterans of the U.S. Armed Forces! Just grab some proof: a… Read full post »

I actually got over my fear of photos and sucked the photos from the camera, then into the computer, then to my photobucket.

Take a little trip with me.

My lofty cultural and personal cover story for getting a Murder Burger was to visit my Dad's Alma Mater,. University of California At Davis.

It's a monstrosity of a place now, so I limited my goals to finding some of the original structures and comparing them to… Read full post »

Here's a direct link.  The videos stay up for a while, but the copies I found are hard to embed.  It's at vimeo, and I haven't figured out how to store them in me album..

http://www.vimeo.com/2… Read full post »

I'm flouncing today!

It was a topic on Freaky Trolls summary of her guidebook: "OS For Nitwits".  I don't have the book yet, so I'll have to wing it with this flouncing business.

I love the idea of flouncing from time to time because, most of… Read full post »

CNN Money Magazine has come out with it's annual "100 Best Places To Live" in America, small towns category.  I have GOT to win that lottery, because these are some lovely looking places. Who wouldn't want to live where there's beauty,… Read full post »

I first saw this on CNN, and it was shocking. Warning, this video is hilarious and Joan is just out of her mind!!!

 But don't worry, THIS ISN'T REAL!  It's a viral video to promote Joan Rivers Roast onComedy Central!  The Roast will air August 9th. 

 UPDATE:  I WENT TO DELETE SOME OF MY OWN COMMENTS AND OS ACTED UP. IF I DELETED ANY OF YOUR COMMENTS, PLEASE PUT THEM BACK!!!!

It's Attention Deficit Conflict Resolution Discussion Time!

Arizona gets these. That grit gets everywhere, even in your cootchie!

OD… Read full post »

There haven't been enough writing exercise challenges, lately!

So I thought I'd find a site that has some exercises that are cheap 'n free. I found a site that has a scadallion of voluptuous exercises!

http://www.meredithsuewillis.com/writingexercises61-80.html

I like e… Read full post »