We have sloughs in my area. They collect and redirect the rain, storing some of it for the water treatment plant, and sending the rest away from our homes.

This is a short walk from my house, but my HTC Thunderbolt had a psychotic break. I had to stop, take the… Read full post »

 Measuring once

And cutting twice

Springing Back

and Falling forward

The Spring fever

Takes away

The sharpness of the mind 

 A garden always has the intentions

Of living things 

So just make way

Do not interfere

Or try to stop works in progress

And see the re… Read full post »

 I figure it this way. 

If one of these comes along every hundred dawns or so

Then all those dawns were not a waste. 

Now I used to hug a tree as well as any other tree hugging naturalist and conservationalist, but today I discovered something shocking.

AJ Calhoun told me yesterday that trees are having sex all over the place and that is why we are all wheezing and cacking like chickens.

 I… Read full post »

Richard Cebull

Chief Judge

Montana District

Federal 9^th Circuit Court of Appeals 

 Warning: the actual filthy joke is included in this post. Those readers who are of a delicate and sensitive nature should cast their… Read full post »

Right wing maths are not like any other math. The ancient right wingers did not care about math as proof of numerical or quantitative absolutes. They saw math as a tool for  fooling the heck out of large numbers of gullible people.

The Ancient Right Wing Mathematicians

Consider the great… Read full post »

This is an extract from my post about confronting the Republican presidential candidates about their nonsense. It makes sense to do a full review of sexual positions that are well known among the sexual community. 

What sexual positions do you use? Are any of these  sex positions forbidden… Read full post »

Introduction 

We are like lemmings, being drawn or pushed into one right wing topic after another right wing topic! We need to occupy our own politics. We need to occupy our tolerance levels for our own politicians.

The media picks Karl Rove's mess up and obsesses over it. WE allow… Read full post »

Tudor Mania 

I have Tudor Mania, which never resolves, but grows into even more Tudor Mania. The problem with that feisty and terrible clan is that none of them and none of their eras can be viewed through one lens. It takes many books, biographies, the entire Wikipedia set… Read full post »

I discovered that red and yellow bell peppers are mildly sweet after using them in a chow mein dish. I kept wondering where that sweet taste was coming from and it turned out to be those colorful beauties!

I decided to do something with some beauties that were on sale at… Read full post »

Fuck this! Fucking fuck the fuck out of all of this?

Damn.

I missed another dusting dust up because my laptop was getting a colonoscopy by Sacramento people and offshore job hogging Hindus who cannot, at threat of losing their very essence of life, bicommunicate a simple concept… Read full post »

Does anyone remember the little kid at the table who anxiously watched as the bigger people passed the serving platters, taking more and more food and leaving less and less?

It was obvious that the food could all be gone by the time that the last person gets theirs.

We have… Read full post »

A Pirate Wimmin

Good morning students! Now, as you are moderates, we will dispense with the diagnostic exam that the Leftist Math Academy is  forced to take. The Lefties who actually showed up yesterday were so high that they could not even find the test, let alone take it!

Those Lefties… Read full post »

Students, we know that leftists and liberals are all related to psychologists and that they have huge math issues, so let's get right to work today!

First, we will have a brief test to measure your current levels of proficiency. Then we will have a lesson in… Read full post »

Barney Frank

I am sad to hear that Barney Frank is retiring from his post in the U.S. House of Representatives. He has been a hero of mine ever since he was referred to as "Barney Fag" and he came out swingin' like a… Read full post »

Corporate personhood was sold to the American public as a great advancement for capitalism. The poor, weak corporations could be sued, but they could not defend themselves as people could do. Since the late 1800s, the movement has given the corporation the same free speech rights as a human being who… Read full post »

This slag, with a name that is not worth the electrons, is the face of White Power and leadership in America.

I went to a grammar school where the word "nigger" was not even capitalized. This word was a fact of life every day and it came out… Read full post »

 TSA Swipe Search and Michelle Bachmann

I'm back and I am interviewing only the most celebrated celebrities. These are the folk who keep our minds wondering why they are famous or why they are celebrities.

Come on, you know why. They are hot, stupid, viral, po… Read full post »