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zumalicious
Location
Occupy Sacramento, California, Protest
Birthday
June 15
Title
Author/Publisher
Company
Xenonlit Press
Bio
Come 'onna me website and virtual geocache! http://xenonlit.jimdo.com/ Leave a writing tip and read some good stuff by friends of mine and, of course, MOI. The banner is one of the few remaining Rick Tresa originals. Rick did these incredible banners for all of us. He is a true OS legend.

SEPTEMBER 22, 2014 12:53PM

I'm making Coyote's Fruity Fun Bread today!

Back in 2009, I fell in love with Coyote's recipe for Fruity Fun bread. I used to make that bread all the time.

I also love Coyote Old Style and the great things she has done at Open Salon. Today, I decided to return to my fun bread (and Pirate… Read full post »

 

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INTRODUCTION

I wrote about this under the title "Is it time to scream yet?"  This is August 19, 2014. Since Amerikkka refuses to get the lesson, it is time to discuss the last teacher who shows up for class.

 

The phrase  "When do we scream?"… Read full post »

JUNE 15, 2014 3:31PM

Isolationism sounds good right now

 NOTE: I actually get paid at the Kiddie Table of news, so here's half of my magnum opus on why isolationism looks good right now.

Please hit the link for the rest. It is a survey of places in the world where we are compelled to help... including at home.Read full post »

JUNE 14, 2014 10:39AM

The only Negroes in the room

 

 

I just had a hankering to write this today. It has been on my mind for decades, and Open Salon is the only place where I can write this. It is about Collards and rice a phenonemon that few people truly percieve and understand. When we are regularly the… Read full post »

 
 
 
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What is this stuff about wealth redistribution? What is this Communist manifesto of social deterioration? Are we talking about, a situation where we will be sucking down vodka and singing the Marsiellaise? Eh?

While they're telling us to eat cake, let me tell you a… Read full post »

Open Salon

You're just a cheap chump

Your open call tonight

Put me in a funk

 

My finest gift I bring 

My very best words

And there's no PAY for me 

And  no unicorn

Just bad baseball

Ground ball to third!

 

So I'll flip a bird

I'll do… Read full post »

NOVEMBER 17, 2013 3:54PM

The Kid's Table of Writing

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 Bridgeport, California photo by Xenonlit

 

 

When it comes to getting PAID, I will not turn my nose up at the Kiddie table of writing, Bubblews. I have been making good money there as the site does a simple thing:

It shares half the ad revenue with the content… Read full post »

OCTOBER 31, 2013 8:51PM

Happy Halloween!

Just a normal day for me. I went over to Winco to shop for bulk sesame seeds and meat. After successfully toasting brown sesame seeds, I needed to find some white sesame seeds to toast for contrast. When I got to the bulk goodies at Winco, I just lost it and… Read full post »

OCTOBER 29, 2013 1:17PM

Ugly British Actors

I wrote this for the kiddie table of free-social-lance-writing at Bubblews. I will share a part of it to entice you to go over there and hear me now and later.

 

This is my thesis: Some British actors are ugly. They are just bone-buckling ugly and they distract me.… Read full post »

Real heroes who do not make our brains tingle with the idea of extremist politics behind their government whistle-blowing.

It would be wonderful to have real heroes who are not false, manipulative and sinister. I would be happy with a real hero who is not  a front man for for… Read full post »

I have been following the Fukushima situation for two years. The other day, I was smugly informed that my cell phone gives me as much radiation as Fukushima does. I humbly beg to differ.

My cell phone has no Cesium-137, Strontium 90 or other Fukushima radiation.

 UNLESS IT CAME FROM… Read full post »

I came over here because I kept all my true OS friends at Facebook. They send me messages to come here. I made a vow to ignore them and not to come here unless I got PAID. Give me 50/50 on the ad revenue now, you OS clowns!

I have been… Read full post »

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 Balance achieved after months of reminders!

 

 

I decided to go derivative tonight. I am so inspired by the months-long osmotic effect of seeing the same post in the left hand feed of a certain open blogging website that I have absorbed the desire to write about the topic… Read full post »

An old friend and I were having the random type of conversation that bordered on philosophically deep when I realized that my friend was not being random. That person was crazy, obsessed with assholes and asking why assholes cannot treat other people right. We had this conversation many times and it… Read full post »

Tinkerertink69  Thousands of writers flounced their butts away from a lot of content mills last year. This was because certain sites were not working as they should have done.  We checked in from time to time only to get the mop, the low views, the low pay or the low down.… Read full post »

 

 

 

 

California must prevail against mad crazy greed, a president who will sell out on any principle and fracking that is out of control.

I just wrote an article about the Monterey shale field in California and I see the greed, corruption and insanity that isRead full post »

FEBRUARY 4, 2013 5:39PM

King Richard's Bones

 

  

 

 

King Richard III was one power hungry, mean son of a beyotch. He was the younger brother of King Edward IV. These were House of York jokers, or yorkers.

Richard had a singular deformity, a twisted spine. Hang onto that.

But what about his bones?Read full post »

 

 

Xenonlit:  Horse detail from the stagecoach mural.

 

 

 

I've been thinking about comparing thought proccesses between the four horsemen of our nation's apacolypse:  Right wing extremists, sociopaths, drug opportunists and deviant religious thinkers. Read full post »

 

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 Photo by Xenonlit

 

 

 

China, Pakistan and India are early and potentially catastrophic crisis points in the world's climate change disasters. Economically, these two nations attract more interest than other nations.

Because of the growing list of global crisisRead full post »

 Marco Rubio

Photo by DonkeyHotey

 

Op Ed: Ann Coulter snarls at Marco Rubio over his immigration plan while Marco Rubio struggles to exist as a politician

 

Oblivious to the fact that Marco Rubio is going nowhere unless he gets a grip on the Hispanic immigration and voting issue,… Read full post »

 

 

Nothing is more pleasurable for a writer than to get out of the doldrums and to take another path to a story. It is refreshing to do something that fires up neglected parts of the brain. 

Here are four little amusements that might interest you. Tag them open… Read full post »

 

 

 

 

 

Learn how to do photos if you intend to blog. Always be ready to liven up your blogs with illustration, but do not snag any photo you see. You can get sued, killed, eaten or ruined in the process. All of these things have happened… Read full post »

JANUARY 27, 2013 3:51AM

I have decided to be a content ho

 

 
 
 I have decided to be a content ho.
 

Tip #1: Titilate your clients with food porn and high quality images from your own original photos! You will recieve not one penny in revenue and you will be plagiarized, but you will keep Googlepimp fromRead full post »

Editor’s Pick
JANUARY 24, 2013 8:08PM

Women in combat: It is different now

 

 

me in uniform

 

 

I am an Air Force veteran and former Air Force officer. I am a woman. I see today's breakthrough in U.S. military gender equality with a jaded eye and a gravely disappointed spirit.

 It was one thrill to enter the military when a handful ofRead full post »

 Here is what happened.

 

Rand Paul (R) Virginia... Kentucky? Some Confederate junk state.

"I'm glad that you're accepting responsibility. I think ultimately with your leaving that you accept the culpability for the worst tragedy since 9/11. And I really mean that."

"Had I been president…

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