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APRIL 26, 2012 9:45AM

SS: Keep Sex Services Secret

 

www.zingedxz.com - The Secret Service today circulated a protocol for the acquisition of sexual services and companionship while on assignment to avoid recurrences of the Columbia incident when a dispute over payment led to the revelation of an orgy.

"In an effort to bring everyone up to… Read full post »

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FEBRUARY 23, 2012 12:22PM

Gingrich Proposes Death Star

WASHINGTON - GOP presidential contender Newt Gingrich, the cheerful candidate, Thursday proposed a viable plan to construct a death star, an initiative he says will power shift the economy into overdrive and allow the U.S. to extend its Manifest Destiny policy over the universe.

"The $8.5 q… Read full post »

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FEBRUARY 8, 2012 10:37PM

Republicans Declare War on Birth Control

WASHINGTON - Desperate for an issue that will win it some votes in November, the Republican Party united itself against birth control late Wednesday. 

The fire storm that swept the GOP started with attacking mandatory birth control health benefits as an infringement on religious rights. However… Read full post »

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JANUARY 11, 2012 10:55PM

Mitt Unveils Romnomics

WASHINGTON - Republican front runner Mitt Romney on Wednesday unveiled his vision of how the economy would work if a venture capitalist was investor in chief. 

"Gosh," gushed the likely Republican presidential nominee in an exclusive interview with ZxZ, "I just love firing people in general. It… Read full post »