Leeandra Nolting's Open Salon Blog

Find the Elvis!

Sun, 22 Nov 2009 20:11:16 -0500

People. People. People. (with random bird pics for Cat).

Thu, 19 Nov 2009 18:11:17 -0500

It seems we have forgotten two little rules that make the world go 'round smoothly.

1.) Don't get drunk and have sex with anyone you don't real-world know that well,

and

2.) Don't get drunk and have sex with anyone you have reasonable cause to suspect just might be crazier than you.

Bad things happen when these rules get broken. Have fun, but a little common sense here is in order.

'Kay, folks? Now, at WSFTC's request, bird pictures (all taken with my cell phone, as they're scared of the real camera):

Enoch and Jane have set up housekeeping in my closet.

Jerry, having been forcibly hauled out of my clean laundry bag for the 15,000th time as I was trying to get it folded. He likes to chew on bra straps and shoelaces.

Elvis, the pervert.

And...we have a winner!

Wed, 18 Nov 2009 11:11:56 -0500

In addition to being a female-bird-in-a-male-bird's-body and a nymphomaniac with a fetish for oscillating fans, Elvis is apparently a furry.

And she's very possessive of her new lover. I have the bite marks on my thumb to prove it.

OS Meta Crazy Shitstormness, or the Squirrel's Underpants.

Mon, 9 Nov 2009 22:11:17 -0500

Wow. That'll learn me.

I go out for a day and try my best to get a real world life, and when I come back all this shit's going down, and everybody's yelling at everybody, and everybody else is yelling at them to calm down and stop yelling, and thirteen OS meta posts later I still have no idea what's going on.

Except that Wife-a-saurus finally had little Pokey and they're all doing well.

So peace out, y'all. Life's too short for all this bullshit.

Feathers will fly.

Sat, 7 Nov 2009 21:11:22 -0500

"Since his wife died, he has been in love with the birdbath. Typical Southern sense of reality."--Flannery O'Connor, on her pet swan Mr. Hood.

They've been preening, talking to, singing at, and generally showing off for this pretty birdie for over an hour now.

I'm not sure what they'll do when she makes up her mind as to which one she likes better.